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u should try DMT man, it will help you understand the nature of the universe and yourself
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Jan 23, 2015 18:00
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"i hate windows 8, i wanna return it"
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"i vote down school levys because my kids already graduated"
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Jan 23, 2015 18:02
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RELIGION! POLITICS!
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Jan 23, 2015 18:03
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expanding thread topic to include your coworkers do as well. *sits in car with the engine running for the entirety of lunch hour. does this every day during the entire year regardless of weather*
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Jan 23, 2015 18:10
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I do my best to avoid talking to the guy who sits next to me because if he ever starts he will talk for a god drat hour nonstop, about anything I've gotten up and walked away and he kept talking
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Jan 23, 2015 18:12
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*works on sunday, makes it mission to shove paper towels into the toilet until the toilet clogs. does this every sunday until threatened with termination*
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Jan 23, 2015 18:14
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tvayisnihyaami posted:u should try DMT man, it will help you understand the nature of the universe and yourself Are your co-workers goons "Goddamn government taxing my paycheck" -Guy who does training for the Department of Defense
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*brings in trout for lunch in tupperware container. leave it in breakroom fridge for 6 months until the contents have eaten through the plastic*
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Jan 23, 2015 18:16
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"I love big brother" *Has boot print tattooed on face.
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Jan 23, 2015 18:18
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sudoku puzzles are really hard! *puzzle is categorized easy* *doesn't finish*
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"Hey man, do you want to buy some pot" - Bagger to Customer Service Staff, while on the sales floor during the lunch rush
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Jan 23, 2015 18:21
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please come on my face daddy (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Jan 23, 2015 18:21
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Let's circle back around next week on that one.
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Jan 23, 2015 18:22
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Just wanna touch base with you
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"Being homeless is easy, all you have to do is survive!" - a white, suburban, yacht-owner
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Cool Hand Luke posted:Just wanna touch base with you
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Jan 23, 2015 18:28
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stare at google for hours sans moving, blinking
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Jan 23, 2015 18:29
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Moving forward, reach out, other stupid cargo xcult-y words. Also, if I ask for a specific piece of information and am told, "I'm not sure exactly..." when the person means they don't know.
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"vaccines don't work and the rabies vaccine never works"
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Jan 23, 2015 18:33
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i say circle back around all the time e: it makes me think of cowboys
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isn't touch base a baseballism
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"Obama is a good president."
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"I used to play piano at a church even though I was always an atheist" -My goony as gently caress co-worker
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gently caress da Mods posted:please come on my face daddy manlove the fact that u probated an excellent post like this is deeply disturbing
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gently caress da Mods posted:please come on my face daddy More top tier moderating Franco. LOL
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"Quit browsing that dumb forum on your phone and do work" gently caress those people
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"frozen is amazing and you need to see it immediately"
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"im going to do this to u every day until ur rear end is raw and bloody and if u tell anyone ur fired"
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ProperCoochie posted:"Being homeless is easy, all you have to do is survive!" - a white, suburban, yacht-owner All of my girlfriend's co-workers, who act as if G-Men stormed their houses, held guns to their heads, and demanded they get married, have children, and buy a house
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"Please fill out the top 2 pages and turn them in before you train." - boss "So we should do all the pages?" - idiot
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"i don't hire women because i don't want to mess up the atmosphere"
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oh yeah and... "i voted for mitt romney"
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FordPRefectLL posted:"i don't hire women because i don't want to mess up the atmosphere" -Ex-Military business owner who wants The D
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wow rude
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"Leopard print and glitter is my favorite colors." "My social security number ain't the government's business."
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"I don't care how gruesome and racist the Rodney King beating seems, if you DUI in a zone where kids live you deserve a tuning"- an actual person (in the loosest sense of the term)
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"I don't have anything against the fags just so long as they don't try any of that gay poo poo on me" -balding, overweight, middle-aged loser that is in zero danger of being hit on by anyone ever
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