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This is a place to talk about how shift work affects your bowels circadian rhythms and also why uniforms are for suckers unless they're polo shirts and ball caps For example, 
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git sum, wolfhunters
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Feb 1, 2015 20:42
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 that polo is struggling
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Feb 1, 2015 20:43
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Is his name wimpey? Lol
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Feb 1, 2015 21:42
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Tight polo puts the guns on show. *kisses biceps*
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Feb 1, 2015 21:50
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I hereby nominate that polo shirt for a medal of valour because goddamit it's clearly giving 110%
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Feb 1, 2015 23:34
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I think he ate the wolves.
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Feb 2, 2015 02:17
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Pooping rules: Always poop on the clock. Always check out of service before pooping.
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Feb 2, 2015 02:35
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deratomicdog posted:Pooping rules: always poop on the clock during bank holidays for triple pay pooping
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Feb 2, 2015 03:18
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 Yay, cause gently caress Seattle
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Feb 2, 2015 04:39
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Reign Of Pain posted:
kurt cobains flaming skull is cackling in hell right now https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vabnZ9-ex7o
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Feb 2, 2015 04:42
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deratomicdog posted:Pooping rules: Both pro tips
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Feb 2, 2015 05:13
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public toilets are disgusting I only poop at home, loving savages.
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Feb 2, 2015 05:49
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Branis posted:public toilets are disgusting I only poop at home, loving savages. Public toilets? Hell naw, I poop at the office.
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Feb 2, 2015 05:53
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beanieson posted:Public toilets? Hell naw, I poop at the office. Yeah wtf what am I, homeless?
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Feb 2, 2015 06:20
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beanieson posted:Public toilets? Hell naw, I poop at the office. This since I need to do my 2's in the nude. #NudeBluePoopsMatter
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Feb 2, 2015 06:53
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beanieson posted:Public toilets? Hell naw, I poop at the office. Exactly, just take enough cups of coffee in the morning and you'll save on toilet paper in no time.
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Feb 2, 2015 07:26
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DrakeriderCa posted:This is a place to talk about how shift work affects your bowels circadian rhythms and also why uniforms are for suckers unless they're polo shirts and ball caps That man is just poured into his polo shirt. Imagine him naked, with all those skin indentations from his tight watch, scalp squeezing sunglasses, and teeny shirt sleeves. A good look. Also- always poop at fire stations.
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Feb 2, 2015 08:34
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17 hour shift for 3 drink drivers on a shift where I was meant to be out doing liquor license checks. I think I need to re-evaluate how I manage my time, especially when it's not paid for. Also polo shirts make you look like a themepark security guard. Shirt and Tie and none of this tacticool cargo pants poo poo.
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Feb 2, 2015 11:28
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takin a big gross poo poo on the clock right now
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Feb 2, 2015 15:00
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Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:takin a big gross poo poo on the clock right now same our bowels are on the same clock bro 
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Feb 2, 2015 15:04
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Poop Buddies!
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Feb 2, 2015 15:14
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Always save that poo poo that you've been baking for hours for when you are doing a house search, then spray your guts down the toilet and leave them a little present. Don't flush though, if they are on metered water it could constitute theft and you wouldn't want to do anything wrong....
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Feb 2, 2015 15:49
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Bernard McFacknutah posted:Always save that poo poo that you've been baking for hours for when you are doing a house search, then spray your guts down the toilet and leave them a little present. Don't flush though, if they are on metered water it could constitute theft and you wouldn't want to do anything wrong.... This but also; Carry a ziplock bag so you can carry off the TP for disposal, that leaves them wondering what you wiped with, if anything, plus you don't want to steal TP either. Or do they use the three shells in Merry Old England? 
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Feb 2, 2015 16:31
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Bernard McFacknutah posted:Always save that poo poo that you've been baking for hours for when you are doing a house search, then spray your guts down the toilet and leave them a little present. Don't flush though, if they are on metered water it could constitute theft and you wouldn't want to do anything wrong.... Every warrant = toxic dump in their en suite bathroom / closest bathroom to the main bedroom. At least make sure the area has been searched first so the blast zone can be cleared.
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Feb 2, 2015 16:33
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Dingleberry posted:This but also; I never understood the mystery behind the 3 shells, it's pretty clear that after you've released a chocolate hostage you use the scalloped shells to scrape the poo poo off your arse cheeks. I don't get how that isn't the first thought that would cross your mind after you've seen a shell. Or a taco. TBH when I was in asia I preferred the little hoses they had so you could spray the poo poo off your tattered arsehole after you've wolfed down a kilo of peppered beef noodles. That stuff was delicious but it left my garry glitter looking like a japanese flag. Bernard McFacknutah fucked around with this message at 17:06 on Feb 2, 2015 |
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Feb 2, 2015 17:04
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Bernard McFacknutah posted:I never understood the mystery behind the 3 shells, it's pretty clear that after you've released a chocolate hostage you use the scalloped shells to scrape the poo poo off your arse cheeks. I don't get how that isn't the first thought that would cross your mind after you've seen a shell. Or a taco. 
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Feb 2, 2015 17:10
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Bidets are pretty awesome. For a friends wedding a few years back we got lovely drunk in a nice suite in downtown New Orleans. The room had a bidet, but not the traditional vertical spray we all know and love from Crocdile Dundee, it was more a faucet at the back of a bowl shaped sink. We were kind of stumped as to the mechanics since the water would just flow out on the back of your crack and not really get the to the brown eye without some pretty uncomfortable contortions. After a lot of egging on I was coerced into calling the front desk and explaining our delima. They decided to send the "hotel engineer" to instruct us on the use of the bidet, and also explain that the "hotel engineer" is just a janitor (we were pretty disappointed). He told us you had to sort of bend over and use your hand back there to clean up, a feat that seemed less satisfying than the traditional fountain jet that I desired. Apparently there isn't much work to be done for the overnight shift janitor since he decided to hangout with us for several hours both drinking our booze and playing an autistic guitar. We reached peak weirdness when he decided to regale us with tales of how he'd been diddled as a child by his neighbor home on leave from the marine corps. Overall a pretty cool evening 
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Feb 2, 2015 17:24
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Any culture without sit down toilets is one not worth exploring.
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Feb 2, 2015 19:02
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Branis posted:Any culture without sit down toilets is one not worth exploring. Seriously. It's like people who say "Native American Civilization", it was never a civilization, mother fuckers never built a single loving road
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Feb 2, 2015 19:23
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Booblord Zagats posted:Seriously.
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Feb 2, 2015 19:28
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Still no word, the suspense is killing me.
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Feb 2, 2015 19:36
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 #I.Matter.
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Feb 2, 2015 20:14
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Sadly theres no Polizei here to explain the superior nature of German toilets with the infamous 'inspection shelf'.
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Feb 2, 2015 21:06
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the germans inspect everything. I suspect if you searched the poop of a sufficiently teutonic person you would find a stamp of approval on it somewhere. Probably with a swastika, loving nazis.
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Feb 2, 2015 21:45
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Booblord Zagats posted:Seriously. Visited the local museum I hadn't been to since childhood. After the first floor (DINOSAURS!) it's "native cultures" all the way to the top. WOW loving FASCINATING, STICK HUTS AND SAD TITTIES, WE NEED 3 FLOORS OF THIS TO ATONE FOR OUR WHITE SINS.
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Feb 2, 2015 22:50
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Feb 2015 CopChat: STICK HUTS AND SAD TITTIES please, tia
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Feb 2, 2015 23:00
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beanieson posted:Feb 2015 CopChat: STICK HUTS AND SAD TITTIES please, tia
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Nvm
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