Lesser known facts about death and thread for letting us know you died

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Bread Set Jettison

Nose hair continues to grow after you die

When you die you might end up in a body farm which is pretty hardcore

Dying is 10x more painful than child birth so don't let women hold that over you

When you die people are always really sad even thugh you were probably a dick

When you die your skeleton shrinks down to miniature size and finds a new host though this takes a long time

# ? Jul 30, 2015 18:43

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# ? Jun 8, 2024 17:05

alnilam

your body is actually a seed that grows tombstones

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# ? Jul 30, 2015 18:47

Bread Set Jettison

When you die a meme gets its wings, but only dank memes

# ? Jul 30, 2015 18:49

Drink-Mix Man: You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

A death rattle is your soul playing the maracas

# ? Jul 30, 2015 18:57

Bwee

If you are buried below ground your skeleton will become an earth elemental

# ? Jul 30, 2015 19:41

railroad terror: choo choo

I'm dying right now

# ? Jul 30, 2015 19:53

railroad terror: choo choo

send help

# ? Jul 30, 2015 19:53

alnilam

railroad terror posted:

send help

haha that ol jokester railroad terror :newlol:

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# ? Jul 30, 2015 19:55

dogcrash truther

Bread Set Jettison posted:

Dying is 10x more painful than child birth so don't let women hold that over you

# ? Jul 30, 2015 20:06

drilldo squirt: a beautiful, soft meat sack

Dying is actually not scary at all, everyone is just loving with you.

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# ? Jul 30, 2015 20:07

drilldo squirt: a beautiful, soft meat sack

dogcrash truther posted:

Also I don't have pm but want a new avatar, please help me friend.

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# ? Jul 30, 2015 20:08

alnilam

restore the mellon pug imo

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# ? Jul 30, 2015 20:09

Bread Set Jettison

there is no afterlife when you die but you like have an afterdeath, it's just a misnomer like when they say 10 items or less it's actually 10 items or fewer

# ? Jul 30, 2015 20:14

drilldo squirt: a beautiful, soft meat sack

alnilam posted:

restore the mellon pug imo

That or the alf one.

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# ? Jul 30, 2015 20:18

Bwee

Bread Set Jettison posted:

there is no afterlife when you die but you like have an afterdeath, it's just a misnomer like when they say 10 items or less it's actually 10 items or fewer

# ? Jul 30, 2015 20:19

drilldo squirt: a beautiful, soft meat sack

When you die, all your family gathers together and makes fun of the size of your sexual organs they also talk about how glad you're dead. .

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# ? Jul 30, 2015 20:19

Cyber Dog

if you die while clicking"submit reply" on the byob forums you will be able to sext from the grave

# ? Jul 30, 2015 20:23

drilldo squirt: a beautiful, soft meat sack

After dying all your video game saves become real and the resulting confusion will be made into an ok cartoon from japan.

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# ? Jul 30, 2015 20:26

Bread Set Jettison

the iconic line I see dead people is actually true for anyone who has ever been to a funeral

# ? Jul 30, 2015 21:02

google THIS

when you die BYOB will think you just stopped posting for some reason and they'll probably never know the truth

# ? Jul 30, 2015 22:00

joke_explainer

google THIS posted:

when you die BYOB will think you just stopped posting for some reason and they'll probably never know the truth

My relatives only get their inheritance if they make an SA account and post on BYOB for a year following my death and inform you all...

# ? Jul 30, 2015 22:03

Bread Set Jettison

google THIS posted:

when you die BYOB will think you just stopped posting for some reason and they'll probably never know the truth

Yeah good point

# ? Jul 30, 2015 22:10

Bread Set Jettison

Mods please change the thread title to "Lesser known facts about death and thread for letting us know you died"

# ? Jul 30, 2015 22:10

drilldo squirt: a beautiful, soft meat sack

When I die I want sid to leave a signed copy of his google earth cameo on my grave.

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# ? Jul 30, 2015 22:11

google THIS

when I get old my lifeline will be programmed to post to BYOB instead of calling 911

# ? Jul 30, 2015 22:27

alnilam

Bread Set Jettison posted:

Mods please change the thread title to "Lesser known facts about death and thread for letting us know you died"

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# ? Jul 30, 2015 22:30

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

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# ? Jul 30, 2015 22:32

ChairmanMeow: Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!

a long time ago I sincerely suggested we get posting buddies, so some one could know your number to check on you if you didn't post for a month. Because everyone in byob seemed super suicidal. All those posters are dead now so it's no longer necessary.

# ? Jul 30, 2015 22:46

ChairmanMeow: Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!

You don't have to die if you don't want to. Just be assertive about it.

# ? Jul 30, 2015 22:48

Spanish Manlove: HAILGAYSATAN

Drink-Mix Man posted:

A death rattle is your soul playing the maracas

Hello next avatar

# ? Jul 30, 2015 23:23

Qwerinty: by zen death robot

you live forever through the things you do in your life and the lives you've touched. live in a big city and touch everyone you meet, just lightly and inoffensively, to maximize your immortality

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# ? Jul 30, 2015 23:28

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Spanish Manlove posted:

Hello next avatar

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# ? Jul 30, 2015 23:43

titties: They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

i died, rip

here lies me
i was gay as gently caress

# ? Jul 31, 2015 00:08

fuck. marry. t-rex

ChairmanMeow posted:

a long time ago I sincerely suggested we get posting buddies, so some one could know your number to check on you if you didn't post for a month. Because everyone in byob seemed super suicidal. All those posters are dead now so it's no longer necessary.

No everyone has a posting buddy??

# ? Jul 31, 2015 00:16

ChairmanMeow: Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!

yeah, me too. I totally have one

# ? Jul 31, 2015 00:19

titties: They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

is it me?

# ? Jul 31, 2015 00:20

ChairmanMeow: Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!

yes. Thank you for checking in.

# ? Jul 31, 2015 00:21

titties: They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

np, did you die yet because I did

# ? Jul 31, 2015 00:25

ChairmanMeow: Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!

yeah, it's ok though because i still have all my stuff.

# ? Jul 31, 2015 00:28

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# ? Jun 8, 2024 17:05

shabbat goy

I am looking for a "posting buddy with benefits" type situation, please pm me your résumé if interested and we'll take it from there.

Also I'm dead, add me to the list of dead posters

# ? Jul 31, 2015 01:11

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