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unless you put it on your teeth you'll lose them...it sustains the life of your teeth...it always makes them whiter...
it's in the name, man. TOOTH PASTE.
how much longer are we going to abide the murder and blending of innocent teeth? wake up, people!
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Murder and consume other teeth so you can absorb their strength.
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Oct 15, 2015 18:54
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you don't even want to know where chewing gum comes from.
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Oct 15, 2015 18:58
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- google THIS
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droppin tooth bombs itt
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Oct 15, 2015 18:59
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That's why I box. I want to knock people's teeth out and collect on the bounty.
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Oct 15, 2015 19:00
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You think that's the tooth fairy snatchin' up your teeth from under the pillow? Nah, bruh, it's Mike Tyson.
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Oct 15, 2015 19:01
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what are bowling balls made of?
stars
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Oct 15, 2015 19:05
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 bowls! how did I not notice this before?!
bowls are made of stars too
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Oct 15, 2015 19:14
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what are bowling balls made of?
dense coconuts
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Oct 15, 2015 19:36
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remember when ur toothpaste dries out donate it to ur favourite teacher so he/she can use it to write on the board
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Oct 15, 2015 19:36
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Oct 15, 2015 19:43
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Historically Inaccurate
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horse hooves and mint julep
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Oct 15, 2015 19:50
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bowls are made of stars too
we're all made of stars
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Oct 15, 2015 19:52
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- Admiral_eX_laX
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Historically Inaccurate
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People they come together
People they fall apart
No one can stop us now
'Cause we are all made of stars
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Oct 15, 2015 19:53
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DOWN WITH TEETHS. UP WITH DENTURES.
DOWN WITH TEETHS. UP WITH DENTURES.
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Oct 15, 2015 21:43
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I heard its made of BUGS(!) 
it is. how many spider teeth is your smile worth?
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Oct 16, 2015 01:09
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Oct 16, 2015 05:09
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Its actually sugar.
The dentists push you to use it so your teeth rot and you have to come back sooner.
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This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!
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Oct 16, 2015 05:54
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But wait, you can brush your hair and brush your teeth
teeth = hair
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70utG1L5bfU
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Oct 16, 2015 09:55
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Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
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you don't even want to know where chewing gum comes from.
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Oct 16, 2015 10:18
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- DeepQantas
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wait no... it's actually gums from old ppl. They don't need em to chew once they get dentures. Its all connected, man!
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Oct 16, 2015 10:20
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one day i hope to be able to brush my teeth with gold teeth.
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Oct 16, 2015 10:32
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- DeepQantas
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Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
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Put toothpaste thru a spaghetti machine for some fresh homemade dental floss
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Oct 16, 2015 10:36
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Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
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and superglue for that sheen
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Oct 24, 2015 23:39
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Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
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That's a lotta christ!
The real easter miracle
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Oct 25, 2015 00:27
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- fuck. marry. t-rex
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Oct 25, 2015 04:46
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- fuck. marry. t-rex
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page tooth sniper
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Oct 25, 2015 04:47
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Tooth fairy taking your teeth? More like a hidden extralegal government organisation. The tooth is out there!
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Oct 25, 2015 14:08
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Why do you think they put calcium in the drinking water?
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Oct 25, 2015 14:08
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FLUFFERNUTTER
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im p sure its made of teeth
its in the name
tooth paste. paste of tooth
thanks Manifisto!
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Oct 26, 2015 05:34
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the government has arranged for the systematic murder of all old-timey prospectors so they can make gold toothpaste
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Oct 26, 2015 08:09
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- Adbot
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Jun 12, 2024 01:40
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- DeepQantas
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Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
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Agent: New shipment just arrived from old timey wild west, Boss.
CIA Big Boss: *bites on a gold tooth* Yep. That's the stuff.
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