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Hey guys I have a new job where I can take drugs and nobody cares (as opposed to the old job where if I took a drug they might fire at me). So of course I thought of you guys first when I started wondering where to start out. Was thinking maybe an aspirin but I'll defer to the experts here.
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Coffee. If you do it enough you can walk right into work and be like "Don't talk to me until I've had my coffee!" and everyone respects that rule.
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Dec 2, 2015 20:47
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personally I like to show up to work high on life. not the cereal but like the idea of being high on life. people tip me better when I do that
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Dec 2, 2015 20:49
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I hear goons can get 20% off on salvia and kratom....
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Dec 2, 2015 20:56
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like uh, speed or something for starting out.
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Dec 2, 2015 21:28
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instead of doing drugs, just do normal stuff, then say "hell of a drug". sharpen a pencil in the electric pencil sharpener, "heeelllll of a drug!" put your signature in big letters on your rent check "ahhhh, hell of a drug."
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Dec 2, 2015 21:38
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instead of doing drugs, just do normal stuff, then say "hell of a drug". sharpen a pencil in the electric pencil sharpener, "heeelllll of a drug!" put your signature in big letters on your rent check "ahhhh, hell of a drug."
This sounds like the sort of situation where years go by and somebody finally asks me what drug I'm talking about, and then I reveal that the drug was in them the whole time, they just had to believe.
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Dec 2, 2015 21:40
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ectoplasm, it allows you to disappear into payroll bureaucracy, never having to do actual work.
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Dec 2, 2015 21:58
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Cruft. Why would you want this. That's silly.
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*punches out at 5:02 after a long days work*
Hell of a drug...
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Dec 2, 2015 22:04
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everyone seems to be talking about captagon these days, OP
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Dec 2, 2015 22:09
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Cruft. Why would you want this. That's silly.
I was in Colorado last week and I forgot to buy any weed so I figured I ought to do my research now, before I'm in the middle of my next visit and it's too late.
We went through three bottles of cranberry wine though, that stuff's gooooood. Kinda want some right now, actually, now that I'm thinking about it.
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Dec 2, 2015 22:15
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Have you ever smoked weed before?
No, but I feel like, now that I can, I have a moral obligation to do so, even though it sounds like something I wouldn't much enjoy.
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Dec 2, 2015 22:18
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No, but I feel like, now that I can, I have a moral obligation to do so, even though it sounds like something I wouldn't much enjoy.
Do you like hiking? I like smoking and then hiking. I'd suggest it to a beginner, in fact.
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Dec 2, 2015 22:25
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Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
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I hear goons can get 20% off on salvia and kratom....
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Dec 2, 2015 22:37
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Do you like hiking? I like smoking and then hiking. I'd suggest it to a beginner, in fact.
even if you don't like weed then you're still hiking, so you can't lose
unless you hate hiking too
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Historically Inaccurate
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Do you like hiking? I like smoking and then hiking. I'd suggest it to a beginner, in fact.
I would totally love to do this. Also camping.
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smokey the bear and i didn't always see eye to eye until i inhaled his eyes. now he doesn't see anything anymore
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Dec 3, 2015 04:21
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my best work buzz is usually coffee and benadryl duking it out in my bloodstream during allergy season
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Dec 3, 2015 04:32
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oh uh I thought you were sorting something
platonicbackrub fucked around with this message at 04:47 on Dec 3, 2015
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My favorite drug is dressing cute and getting new clothes
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Dec 3, 2015 04:35
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My favorite drug is dressing cute and getting new clothes
same but on pcp
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Dec 3, 2015 04:42
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Booze my man.
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My favorite drug is dressing cute and getting new clothes
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Dec 3, 2015 05:31
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My favorite drug is dressing cute and getting new clothes
i dont pop molly i rock tom ford
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bweee-ooo-eee-ooo-eee-ooo
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Wait that's not true I meant nitrous
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