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According to Cards Against Humanity's holiday event, I get to be the king (or, Chaotic-Good Gaylord as I have chosen) of a castle in Ireland for 3 minutes. I'm supposed to come up with three royal decrees but I've decided* to leave it up to goons. What should they be? All I have are "The official food of the kingdom are Doobie's Dogs" and "Anime is real". Give me your best ones and I'll use them, because boy do mine suck. *I have no original ideas
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Jan 20, 2016 05:11
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good king ideas - prima noctis - declaring war - fathering bastards - kinky torture dungeon - kill all bards - serfs - mandatory drugs for serfs - declare self a god - murder all usurpers
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Jan 20, 2016 05:33
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Geoff Zahn posted:According to Cards Against Humanity's holiday event, I get to be the king (or, Chaotic-Good Gaylord as I have chosen) of a castle in Ireland for 3 minutes. I'm supposed to come up with three royal decrees but I've decided* to leave it up to goons. What should they be? All I have are "The official food of the kingdom are Doobie's Dogs" and "Anime is real". Give me your best ones and I'll use them, because boy do mine suck. You could always declare your sexual orientation ...
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Jan 20, 2016 05:42
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Bitcoin is now the official currency of the realm.
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Jan 20, 2016 05:46
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Free Mumia
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Jan 20, 2016 05:49
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Geoff Zahn is dead, all hail Geoff Zahn
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Jan 20, 2016 05:50
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the royal equivalent of "wish for infinite wishes"
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Jan 20, 2016 05:50
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interesting concept to play card games online and consult internet forums for your answers. possible 2016 idea of the year?
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Jan 20, 2016 05:51
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[the OP] hmmm i wonder how i could insulate myself further? *assumes thinkers pose in a dream because his muscles have atrophied from decades of ugh who cares
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Jan 20, 2016 05:53
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ViWiOs9XySg
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Jan 20, 2016 05:58
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Decree yourself to be the permanent king of Ireland.
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Jan 20, 2016 05:59
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the court at medieval times made me king and if you dont become my vassal my knights will burn your villages to the ground
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Jan 20, 2016 06:34
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chaosbreather posted:good king ideas its good to be king
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Jan 20, 2016 07:29
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dad gay. so what posted:interesting concept to play card games online and consult internet forums for your answers. possible 2016 idea of the year? I should have noted this isn't for the card game, they do a 'give us money and we'll give you random junk' event every holiday, and as part of it they bought this castle: http://www.nobodyhome.ie/37cc/castlecurious.html I get to be king on April 7th between 12:09 and 12:12 PM
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Jan 20, 2016 07:34
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chaosbreather posted:- kill all bards just u fuckin try friend  Fear my offensive spin, spellcasting ability, and chaotic neutrality https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvhHgdqETD0 /\ check the sync action \/ Mariana Horchata fucked around with this message at 07:45 on Jan 20, 2016 |
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Jan 20, 2016 07:35
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I was king on january 2 suck it op
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Jan 20, 2016 07:35
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You can do a lot with three minutes and some proper implements, OP. Bring your own pliers, brand, and choke pear, though. The on-duty torturer will try to hem and haw and waste time "searching for the tools" until your reign is up, but you should just power on through and take matters into your own hands.
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Jan 20, 2016 08:18
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As your final decree declare yourself lord of the dance and then gracefully dance out of the castle.
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Jan 20, 2016 08:22
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PEPSI for TV-GAME
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Just have them get you some guinness, decent fish n chips, and a potato.
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Jan 20, 2016 08:32
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Swear your knights to fealty and declare a crusade. Put a chastity belt on your woman before you leave. Instate a trusted regent to preserve your house as you depart Jerusalemway -- to plunder!!  New Sharif in Town posted:Just have them get you some guinness, decent fish n chips, and a potato. Close second.
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Jan 20, 2016 08:46
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Crusty Nutsack posted:I was king on january 2  This is what I have for now but I get one extra chance to change them so keep throwing me ideas!!! 
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Jan 20, 2016 09:11
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Mariana Horchata posted:just u fuckin try friend so did you hog all the tomes or spend 8 hours rerolling
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Jan 20, 2016 09:48
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Robo Reagan posted:so did you hog all the tomes or spend 8 hours rerolling Not cool asking how a body comes by their stats.
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Jan 20, 2016 09:51
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write a missive to the pope requesting a crusade to free the west from the clutches of financial capitalism
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Jan 21, 2016 00:58
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:Decree yourself to be the permanent king of Ireland. For extra troll points bequeath it to the British Crown on your death.
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Jan 21, 2016 01:56
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you should ban Catholicism, and confiscate lands from all the catholic lords
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Jan 21, 2016 02:03
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king gay. so what
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Jan 21, 2016 02:42
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Robo Reagan posted:so did you hog all the tomes or spend 8 hours rerolling all natural bro, about 20min of rolls. def best roll i ever had - almost decided to dump it because it was too good but decided to keep it so i could smoke thru BG1EE with the canon pt to get to the next one before getting bored and putting it down because im old and cant focus on long games anymore.
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Jan 21, 2016 03:00
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Geoff Zahn posted:According to Cards Against Humanity's holiday event, I get to be the king (or, Chaotic-Good Gaylord as I have chosen) of a castle in Ireland for 3 minutes. I'm supposed to come up with three royal decrees but I've decided* to leave it up to goons. What should they be? All I have are "The official food of the kingdom are Doobie's Dogs" and "Anime is real". Give me your best ones and I'll use them, because boy do mine suck. Sorry OP but 3 minutes isn't long enough to legalise incest AND gently caress your sister.
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Jan 21, 2016 10:29
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Take tips from Joffrey Lannister and you should do just fine. I heard he was the king of kings. Also make sure to have lots of rope to hang beggars.
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Jan 21, 2016 10:37
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declare the eating of live birds a crime then eat a live bird declare it illegal to look at your crotch then take your dick out demand the finest cup be kept for you at all times and then piss in that cup
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Jan 21, 2016 10:48
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Name Donald Trump your prime minister.
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Jan 21, 2016 11:12
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All transactions have to go through you first
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Jan 21, 2016 12:50
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j/o on the cross
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Jan 21, 2016 12:55
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social vegan posted:j/o on the cross Yeah that's a good one, get crucified and jack off.
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Jan 21, 2016 14:23
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Gesture at the nearest crowd and scream "Kill them! Kill them all!"
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Jan 21, 2016 14:35
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Declare war on Sealand
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Jan 21, 2016 14:39
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Start some poo poo with Israel
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Jan 22, 2016 13:56
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Take Microwave's Mom as your rightly queen. Doobie will be the court Jester. Make Dad Gay So What the official Five Guys food taster. Then kill yourself and haunt the castle.
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Jan 22, 2016 14:01
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Make it illegal to be too much of a jew
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