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it is established yospos lore that Pittsburgh is the best city in these great United States. one issue though. it doesn't have its own os. Seattle has Windows. Cupertino has OS X. a literal shithole has Ubuntu. yet Pittsburgh is left out of this fun. i think we, the intelligent and bright, minds of yospos should correct this failure. just throwing out some ideas on possible features: t-based data transfer. sure you bits might commingle with the wrong sorts of other bits but it will get where it's supposed to go hundreds of partitions: your data is completely secure. the OS will randomly divide it into small partitions that will use processor without feeding back into the greater system once we have some more ideas I'll start the wiki. open for any more suggestions and coding help. I'm really more of an ideas and money man.
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The Steelr OS is based on the concept of security rings. Six of them. Kiss them, bitch.
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Mar 3, 2016 18:57
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Citizen Tayne posted:The Steelr OS is based on the concept of security rings. Six of them. Kiss them, bitch.
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born on a buy you posted:it is established yospos lore that Pittsburgh is the best city in these great United States. one issue though. it doesn't have its own os. Seattle has Windows. Cupertino has OS X. a literal shithole has Ubuntu. yet Pittsburgh is left out of this fun.
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Mar 3, 2016 18:58
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*kisses the rings.*
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Mar 3, 2016 18:58
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something about bridges. i'm not a networking guy. coleslaw on a sandwich, fries on a salad.
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Mar 3, 2016 18:58
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lmao
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Mar 3, 2016 18:58
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the file system will obviously be fat32 as it accurately describes the citizens and the average bmi
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Mar 3, 2016 19:02
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name the install script anthro.com
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Mar 3, 2016 19:09
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born on a buy you posted:the file system will obviously be fat32 as it accurately describes the citizens and the average bmi lmao
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Mar 3, 2016 19:13
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when I saw this thread, I remembered something called "SkyOS" exists i'm downloading it now
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Mar 3, 2016 19:17
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user levels are yinzer, garfielder, and pirate. yinzer is obv the admin level account. you can know the os like the back of your hand and can abuse it like rothlesburger abuses women. garfielders don't get access to the t data transfer, but can use resources from other steelr computers without paying for it. pirate level always seems liek this is the year they'll be able to do things but then collapse during the late summer
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Mar 3, 2016 19:18
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Citizen Tayne posted:The Steelr OS is based on the concept of security rings. Six of them. Kiss them, bitch.
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Mar 3, 2016 19:21
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instead of Siri its got Sebak
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Mar 3, 2016 19:22
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if you swipe down on the notification center on the hour it plays an audio clip, "It's Five O Clock Somewhere Am I Right!!"
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Mar 3, 2016 19:24
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graph posted:instead of Siri its got Sebak Myron cope
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Mar 3, 2016 19:30
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"da tempature for da stillers game will be twenny two dagrees DOUBLE YOI!"
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Mar 3, 2016 19:31
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My operating system has the steepest hill in the country
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Mar 3, 2016 19:45
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i'll write the broncOS virus
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Mar 3, 2016 19:46
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theflyingexecutive posted:Myron cope RIP
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Mar 3, 2016 20:06
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graph posted:instead of Siri its got Sebak shut up and take my freaking money. i'm throwing my wallet at the screen, but rick sebak isn't giving me directions to the donut place.
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Mar 3, 2016 20:07
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nah instead of siri it's terry. "hey terry" and instead of "how can i help you?" it rambles for ten minutes about quarterbacking before they put dresses on the players
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born on a buy you posted:user levels are yinzer, garfielder, and pirate. yinzer is obv the admin level account. you can know the os like the back of your hand and can abuse it like rothlesburger abuses women. garfielders don't get access to the t data transfer, but can use resources from other steelr computers without paying for it. pirate level always seems liek this is the year they'll be able to do things but then collapse during the late summer
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Mar 3, 2016 20:24
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PokeJoe posted:My operating system has the steepest hill in the country
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Mar 3, 2016 20:25
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Any attempt to rename "pop.exe" to "soda.exe" crashes the OS and revokes all user permissions.
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Mar 3, 2016 20:25
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This OS has the most comprehensive Heathcare App available.
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Mar 3, 2016 20:26
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Tunneling is a built-in feature, but long-time users of the OS don't like to use it much.
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Mar 3, 2016 20:27
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instead of a fortune cookie for an account avatar it's a pierogie
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Mar 3, 2016 20:27
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Citizen Tayne posted:Tunneling is a built-in feature, hehhhhh
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Mar 3, 2016 20:28
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Instead of a file, browser cookies are stored in a table
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Mar 3, 2016 20:28
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Citizen Tayne posted:Instead of a file, browser cookies are stored in a table 👀
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Mar 3, 2016 20:29
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okay so we have a solid framework to start off of, but we need some design and logos. i made this first revision playing off the s motif. maybe it should be black and yellow?
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Mar 3, 2016 21:38
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whoa dude tell me how you made that
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Mar 3, 2016 21:53
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born on a buy you posted:okay so we have a solid framework to start off of, but we need some design and logos. i made this first revision playing off the s motif. maybe it should be black and yellow? needs a terrible towel background imo
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Mar 3, 2016 21:55
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the killer game app will be a port of rust
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Mar 3, 2016 21:56
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i got a designer on to make a new version of my mock up. thoughts?
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Mar 3, 2016 22:56
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born on a buy you posted:i got a designer on to make a new version of my mock up. thoughts? whoaaa that's cool, it's like an infinity symbol
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Mar 4, 2016 00:37
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graph posted:instead of a fortune cookie for an account avatar it's a pierogie better be cheese maybe potato if youre a guest user
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Mar 4, 2016 04:35
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born on a buy you posted:i got a designer on to make a new version of my mock up. thoughts?
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born on a buy you posted:i got a designer on to make a new version of my mock up. thoughts? more interesting than nascar, but it seems very narrow under the bridge
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