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Who will win the Democratic Debate?
CEO of Goldman Sachs, Hillary Clinton
Pyramid Scheme Kingpin, Bernie Sanders
TRUMP *click*
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logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
At 8PM, the two Democratic candidates will go head-to-head in a town lacking clean running water because of stupid politicians. Enjoy.


THE NOMINEES FOR THE 2016 DEMOCRATIC NOMINEE ARE:

Hillary Clinton: Best Thrown Object Dodge


Bernie Sanders: Best "I'm Late" Sprint

In Memoriam

Martin "Unidentified" O'Malley (2015-2016)


Lincoln "Granite" Chafee (2015-2015)


Jim "I'm For Trump" Webb (2015-2015)

Where?: The Whiting Auditorium in Flint

Who?: CNN, moderated by Anderson Cooper's tight black shirt, along with Dana Bash and Don Lemon

How to Watch?
Filthy Capitalists: CNN, CNN.com
Glorious Communists:
http://www.livenewschat.eu/
http://www.stream2watch.co/live-tv/us/
http://www.hulkusc.com/

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FourLeaf
Dec 2, 2011
Yay! My vote has put Trump in the lead by 100% :smug:

Commie NedFlanders
Mar 8, 2014

as a hillary supporter, I think the best way to fix the water issue in flint is to remove these burdensome regulations off of the back of job creating, wealth generating, corporations so that they can do their jobs and trust that the Free Market will sort it out

1488
Feb 24, 2013

logikv9 posted:


Hillary Clinton: Best Thrown Object Dodge



When did this happen, and when will it happen again?

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

1488 posted:

When did this happen, and when will it happen again?

April 11th, 2014

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
Bernie will win the debate but he will still lose the primary.
...
:smith:

Commie NedFlanders
Mar 8, 2014


omg her reaction

bless her heart :o:


i gotta say props to her, she looked silly in the gif but if she thought that was a frikken bat she handled it better than i would have, i would have screamed like a bithc

Immortan
Jun 6, 2015

by Shine
I hope Trump live tweets this shitshow.

potato of destiny
Aug 21, 2005

Yeah, welcome to the club, pal.
I think we all know the true king of shoe-dodging is President George W Bush

Nanomashoes
Aug 18, 2012

potato of destiny posted:

I think we all know the true king of shoe-dodging is President George W Bush



Look at those reflexes. A strong, presidential dodge. Hillary got lucky it missed just like all that sniper fire in Bosnia that she took.

Needs More Ditka
Dec 3, 2005

We are ruthless and ask no quarter from you. When our turn comes we shall not disguise our terrorism.

potato of destiny posted:

I think we all know the true king of shoe-dodging is President George W Bush



that guy is probably still sitting in a secret prison somewhere deep in the heart of Burkina-Faso

Immortan
Jun 6, 2015

by Shine
If Hillary pulls some sketchy poo poo on the Berntard tonight I guarantee you he'll just take it.

Concerned Citizen
Jul 22, 2007
Ramrod XTreme
whatever happened to joementum

Ace of Baes
Jul 7, 1977
As someone who lived in flint, I wonder how loving exhausted the secret service from trying to keep them safe in a city filled with places youll get car jacked at stop signs.

Hannot
Nov 29, 2007
Grimey Drawer
I wish this were on a non-cable network instead of just CNN.


Needs More Ditka posted:

that guy is probably still sitting in a secret prison somewhere deep in the heart of Burkina-Faso

He's fine. Edit: I didn't know they destroyed the shoes, come on!! Should've let him tour with them when he got out of prison imo

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muntadhar_al-Zaidi

Needs More Ditka
Dec 3, 2005

We are ruthless and ask no quarter from you. When our turn comes we shall not disguise our terrorism.

Haze Thank Liberty posted:

I wish this were on a non-cable network instead of just CNN.


He's fine. Edit: I didn't know they destroyed the shoes, come on!! Should've let him tour with them when he got out of prison imo

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muntadhar_al-Zaidi

huh. you only do 9 months to throw a shoe at Bush. learn something new every day.

MeatwadIsGod
Sep 30, 2004

Foretold by Gyromancy

Concerned Citizen posted:

whatever happened to joementum

His political trivia database needed re-calibration. He should be back online after the firmware update.

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

Needs More Ditka posted:

huh. you only do 9 months to throw a shoe at Bush. learn something new every day.
That's not the only time a Republican stopped caring about something after nine months.

Winkie01
Nov 28, 2004
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7e6gLht6OQ


The Demoncratic party had a good run.

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


SpiderHyphenMan posted:

That's not the only time a Republican stopped caring about something after nine months.

:boom:

kitten emergency
Jan 13, 2008

get meow this wack-ass crystal prison

Needs More Ditka posted:

huh. you only do 9 months to throw a shoe at Bush. learn something new every day.

Trump killed a Bush on national tv and we're making him president for it

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

Concerned Citizen posted:

whatever happened to joementum

There were... complications after Super Tuesday.

Brannock
Feb 9, 2006

by exmarx
Fallen Rib

Throw D'Souza back into prison IMO

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Bernie just announced a surprise endorsement press conference at the debate.

Ace of Baes
Jul 7, 1977

I wonder if they used the helipad at McLaren, my step sister was born there and there are crack dealers who deal on the street corner in broad daylight ala The Wire literally 2 blocks from it.

rscott
Dec 10, 2009

Ace of Baes posted:

As someone who lived in flint, I wonder how loving exhausted the secret service from trying to keep them safe in a city filled with places youll get car jacked at stop signs.

I don't think even people from beecher would be desperate enough to try and carjack a presidential candidate

e: Lord help any of her staffers if they wander around alone though lol

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Joementum posted:

Bernie just announced a surprise endorsement press conference at the debate.

It's Senator Don Riegle (D-MI, 1976-95), in case you're curious.

Concerned Citizen
Jul 22, 2007
Ramrod XTreme

Joementum posted:

It's Senator Don Riegle (D-MI, 1976-95), in case you're curious.

I feel like "surprise press conferences" should really have more exciting endorsements in them.

rscott
Dec 10, 2009
Did wolf Blitzer really just ask if lead poisoning is hereditary?

e: gently caress you Kildee it's Michigander not Michiganian

rscott has issued a correction as of 00:53 on Mar 7, 2016

Slow News Day
Jul 4, 2007

Joementum posted:

It's Senator Don Riegle (D-MI, 1976-95), in case you're curious.

Way to ruin the surprise!

Concerned Citizen
Jul 22, 2007
Ramrod XTreme
https://twitter.com/RyanLizza/status/706626338900148224

Bernie has turned to the dark side! Is he in the pocket of Big Savings and Loan?

Concerned Citizen has issued a correction as of 00:57 on Mar 7, 2016

Slow News Day
Jul 4, 2007

Concerned Citizen posted:

https://twitter.com/RyanLizza/status/706626338900148224

Bernie has turned to the dark side! Is he in the pocket of Big Savings and Loan?

it's so fun to watch Hillary supporters grasp at straws

Iowa Snow King
Jan 5, 2008

Concerned Citizen posted:

whatever happened to joementum

liver failure

Narciss
Nov 29, 2004

by Cowcaster
I'm hoping one of the moderators is keen enough to bring up the fact that it was government who is ultimately responsible for the Flint water crisis; if a private entity were in charge of the infrastructure they would be accountable to shareholders and much more susceptible to criminal & civil lawsuits. I'm getting tired of this "Flint shows we need more Big Government" meme.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

I think Flint is going to make Michigan go blue

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Concerned Citizen posted:

Bernie has turned to the dark side! Is he in the pocket of Big Savings and Loan?

Yeah, hyping one of the Keating 5 is an... odd... choice for Bernie.

rscott
Dec 10, 2009

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

I think Flint is going to make Michigan go blue

You mean like in the last 6 presidential elections

Concerned Citizen
Jul 22, 2007
Ramrod XTreme

Joementum posted:

Yeah, hyping one of the Keating 5 is an... odd... choice for Bernie.

Maybe he was the only person in Flint they could find to support Bernie?

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Do you think they'll make Hillary and Bernie pile love on Nancy Reagan?

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GOOD TIMES ON METH
Mar 17, 2006

Fun Shoe
"I'm glad Nancy Reagan is in hell where she belongs" - Bernie Sanders 03/06/16

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