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Canned Panda
Jul 10, 2012




Looks like it's time to have a talk with him.

Here's what he's been looking at:

quote:

Black chick riding white dick - YouTube
Paris Hilton BLOW JOB!!!!! - YouTube
BRACE YOURSELF - A BLOW JOB GONE WRONG - YouTube
First Person SEX & BLOWJOB | Hot GTA 5 Moment - YouTube
GTA 5 Next Gen How to get Road Head from Prostitutes "First Person View Blow Job" - YouTube
Grand Theft Auto V BlowJob & Sex POV - YouTube
Milf Mom Goes Wild - YouTube
Blowjob in the car - YouTube
Tomcat scene - Suck My Cock by Julia Schultz Tomcats - YouTube
HOT Girl Asks "CAN I SUCK YOUR DICK" Prank (GONE SEXUAL) - SEXY BLOWJOB PRANK - Funny Videos 2015 - YouTube
Black rear end, White Dick - YouTube
Someone Get this Girl White Dick ASAP...Whoa after Dental Surgery - YouTube
Why I Love Sucking Cock - YouTube
IF CARTOONS WERE PORN! - YouTube
Internet Porn cartoon funny - YouTube
sex cartoon /COMPILATION Family Guy - YouTube
SEX CARTOON 1) - YouTube
+18 Cartoon Sex (Super Mario Bros) - YouTube
#HOT Chick's GWEN TNYYSON Part -2 || BEN 10 Strictly Adult || Cartoon Dartoon - YouTube
Girl Sucks Dick - YouTube
Girl Buys Condoms - YouTube
Lesbians See A Penis For The First Time! - YouTube
Top 10 best make love position|loving adult|So good - YouTube
My Dawg loving and Elf .The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt_ - YouTube
15 Women You Won't Believe Exist - YouTube
Sexy Kitty Kat - YouTube
Hot Teen Girl Striping On Webcam - YouTube
Pregnant contractions and giving birth - YouTube
How To Give A Blow Job Tip #1 - The Best Blow Job Ever - YouTube
Top 10 Hottest Movie Scenes - YouTube
5 Shocking Sexual Traditions From Around The World - YouTube
GIRL TRYING TO KISS BOY - YouTube
FIRST KISS - YouTube
Strip Poker Gone Wild - YouTube
Strip Challenge PRANK - YouTube
Sexpectations - YouTube
Un-safe Sex - YouTube
Sex with The Hulk - YouTube
Strip Challenge Prank - YouTube
Another Top 10 Hilarious Movie Sex Scenes - YouTube
[ SCARY MOVIE 2 ] Cindy is giving a handjob to Buddy - YouTube
Homeless Getting Hand Job - YouTube
How I Give A Blow Job! It Is A Job - YouTube
10 Reasons Why....Women Hate Porn - YouTube
Boobs are AWESOME....10 Reasons Why - YouTube
You shouldn't have sex with your friend....10 Reasons Why - YouTube
10 Reasons Why you should feel your balls - YouTube
BREASTFEEDING A TODDLER - YouTube
PICKING UP GIRLS WITH MY ANGRY MOM IN GTA 5 Eps.4 (Getting a Girlfriend in Gta 5 Online) - YouTube
GETTING A GIRLFRIEND IN GTA 5 Ep.2 (Gta 5 Online Love Story) - YouTube
How I Give A Blow Job! It Is A Job - YouTube
GTA 5 NEXT GEN - FIRST PERSON SEX with Prostitute (All Services) - YouTube
GTA 5 [PS4] First Person Blowjob Sex From Prostitute - YouTube

How would you handle this?

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Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
I'd brace myself for the blow job gone wrong, OP.

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

drat your kid thinks youtube is where you go for porn :(

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
Give him the access code for the adult pay-per-view channels and tell him he's only allowed to watch two a week.

b-minus1
Jul 24, 2008

She's a maniac, maniac
on the floor
And she's dancing like she's never danced before
lol

Someone Get this Girl White Dick ASAP...Whoa after Dental Surgery - YouTube

www
Aug 4, 2010

whats the problem op?

Oh Don Piano
Nov 4, 2009
link for BREASTFEEDING A TODDLER please

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
Vodka and a carton of smokes, for your boy.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Congrats on raising a son too stupid to use incognito mode when browsing for porn.

Boinks
Nov 24, 2003



This never happened when all we had was woods porn.

Take your son's phone away and plant some good wholesome American porn in the woods near your house.

Ice To Meet You
Mar 5, 2007

I want to see the 15 women I won't believe exist.

Raku
Nov 7, 2012

Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide

Ice To Meet You posted:

I want to see the 15 women I won't believe exist.

http://myanimelist.net/featured/1127

Babe Magnet
Jun 2, 2008

your kid owns

Commie NedFlanders
Mar 8, 2014

Remember that episode of King of the Hill where Hank catches Bobby smoking cigarettes so to punish him, he forces Bobby to smoke an entire carton to teach him a lesson



You gotta sit there with him and watch all of the most filthy and deranged sexhell garbage until he never wants to look at it ever again

Mandator
Aug 28, 2007

the only thing you need to have a talk with him about is search history and incognito mode

he'll know why

spank my snatch
Jun 4, 2009

Your wife didn't buy this bullshit cover story and neither will we, op

Mandator
Aug 28, 2007

if you don't you're just going to catch him over and over and over

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
suck your dick prank-GONE SEXUAL

Spandex Bonerlord
Sep 30, 2014

quote:

10 Reasons Why you should feel your balls - YouTube
Nothing wrong with being aware of testicular cancer. I'd say that your son is pretty smart.

Commie NedFlanders
Mar 8, 2014

Sex with the Hulk

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy
Even when the topic is funny porn, I still don't care about your kids guy.

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
What kind of a kid lusts after black booty, he's supposed to start with white girls and then let his lusts get darker as they age

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
noice

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
Nice ctrl+f replacements for all of your mlp video history OP

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

DaveSplitter posted:

Nothing wrong with being aware of testicular cancer. I'd say that your son is pretty smart.

Actually doctors no longer advise performing testicular self-examinations, as you are much more likely to injure yourself than to find cancer, and testicular cancer usually hurts like hell and is immediately noticeable without an exam. They now advise you get a friend to do it for you.

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Nigmae will you feel my son's balls, friend?

Commie NedFlanders
Mar 8, 2014

Mandator posted:

the only thing you need to have a talk with him about is search history and incognito mode

he'll know why

This sort of liberal permissiveness is going to result a knock on the door from the Internet police after he watches one too many ninja turtle porns


Not to mention the inability for him to have a functional sexual relationship as an adult he's gonna grow für all over his body and chop off his willy

flick my Mr. Bean
Nov 18, 2014

interracial porn is racist and you all know it. You either like the idea of the inferior race dominating you and taking your women, or you like the idea of taking the women from the inferior race and they can't do anything about it

your kid is racist.

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler

Canned Panda posted:

Black chick riding white dick - YouTube
Paris Hilton BLOW JOB!!!!! - YouTube
BRACE YOURSELF - A BLOW JOB GONE WRONG - YouTube

Sorry your son is retarded.

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!
Maybe if your wife knew what a blowjob was you wouldn't be in this predicament.

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

Sheep-Goats posted:

Nigmae will you feel my son's balls, friend?

I knew I shouldn't have added that joke sentence at the end

Doghouse
Oct 22, 2004

I was playing Harvest Moon 64 with this kid who lived on my street and my cows were not doing well and I got so raged up and frustrated that my eyes welled up with tears and my friend was like are you crying dude. Are you crying because of the cows. I didn't understand the feeding mechanic.
You bought your 11 year old a smart phone what did you expect

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

drat your kid thinks youtube is where you go for porn :(

Yeah OP's kid is a loving idiot for trying to find porn on Youtube.

Also for getting caught, SMH clear your browser history it ain't hard kid!

Punish him OP, not for watching porn, but for being and idiot and getting caught. :colbert:

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Personally I'd be more concerned by all the repeated viewings of blow job instructional videos than the weird porn. It's okay if he's gay but 11 year olds should not be engaging in sexual activity of any kind, OP.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Dreddout posted:

Yeah OP's kid is a loving idiot for trying to find porn on Youtube.

Also for getting caught, SMH clear your browser history it ain't hard kid!

Punish him OP, not for watching porn, but for being and idiot and getting caught. :colbert:

The Lacedemonian approach to child rearing.

PureEvil6_13
Jun 1, 2004

I LIKE PETA AND THINK THAT SCIENCE IS EVIL
He sure has an insatiable thirst for blow jobs.

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Applewhite posted:

The Lacedemonian approach to child rearing.

Only the strong, smart, and skilled may cum!

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret
I think your son needs help. Here is a resource that I hope helps.
https://overcomingpornography.org/

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

why the gently caress would you give an 11 year old a smartphone

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Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

"son i am most disappointed by this last one - daddy/son blowjob facefuck hell dont tell mom 18+"

"dad i haven't seen that"

"not yet you haven't"

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