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hello and welcome to the first apple event in over 6 months. did you have a nice christmas? happy new year! it looks like apples new year resolution was to honor savior of computing who died for our sins steve jobs because theyre making the best versions ever of the products he loved the most: - an iphone for donald trump-sized hands - the the new ipad - apple watch bands - mobileme  if youre in europe the keynote is at 6pm cet, 5pm london because the us is already on daylight savings the iphone se is rumored to have most but not all of the 6s features. mark gurman says it will look like a 5s while others say it will look like a 6. mark gurman is the 9to5mac guy i had to look up his name. i never read his site i prefer apple inside her but they never get any scoops the ipad should be an ipad pro mini but hopefully they will not call it that out loud. that means you will be able to draw on it and attach bad keyboards to it using magnets because people dont understand that bluetooth exists or what it does and we must keep it a secret the watch bands include a black milanese loop for people who have bad taste and nato-style bands for guys who wanna feel like theyre jack bauer ios 9.3 will probably be mentioned. it includes a mode where you can simulate what it would look like if a person with kidney issues urinated inside your phone. this is supposed to be good for your eyes, claims an idiot -an idiot (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Mar 20, 2016 19:25
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nice long post mate, shame is sumfin were to read it innit
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Mar 20, 2016 19:28
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hopefully this will be the keynote where tim discusses why the iwatch was a bad idea and announces that it has been discontinued, along with the ipad mini, maxi and phones larger than the se i'd even take no discussion of the failing iwatch while they quietly remove it along with the ipad mini/maxi from the apple store
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Mar 20, 2016 19:29
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Smythe is going to smite you for this
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Mar 20, 2016 19:40
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more like crapple 
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Mar 20, 2016 19:42
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Oh Don Piano posted:more like crapple lmao
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Mar 20, 2016 19:53
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i will buy an iphone 5se if it is smaller than my work 6s and just pop the work sim in it
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Mar 20, 2016 19:54
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my 4s poo poo the bed so i have a non-plus 6 now and its fine but i eventually want the 4/5 body style back
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Mar 20, 2016 20:19
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if you're going to get a giant android you might as well get the best one and thats a 6
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Mar 20, 2016 20:20
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oval office AND PASTE posted:my 4s poo poo the bed so i have a non-plus 6 now and its fine but i eventually want the 4/5 body style back I just want a phone I can fit in my reasonably sized pockets and my 5S is about as large as I'd like
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Mar 20, 2016 20:29
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the watch is bad and i sold mine a little while back. it took forever to sell for a reasonable price because no one wanted the loving thing if the SE is reasonably priced i'll probably sell my 6 for hopefully most of the SE's full cost and upgrade
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Mar 20, 2016 20:32
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can't they make ah upgrade kit for the 4s
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Mar 20, 2016 20:34
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triple sulk posted:the watch is bad and i sold mine a little while back. it took forever to sell for a reasonable price because no one wanted the loving thing looks like we got ourselves a regular jerk mcjerkface here
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Mar 20, 2016 20:39
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also ground floor. iPhone 5 form factor was the best so I'm really hoping it's this even though I'm happy with my 6s (success) and not planning on getting a new phone yet
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Mar 20, 2016 20:40
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The Management posted:also ground floor. iPhone 5 form factor was the best so I'm really hoping it's this even though I'm happy with my 6s (success) and not planning on getting a new phone yet I preferred the 4/4S form factor but we're never going to see a phone that size again.
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Mar 20, 2016 20:42
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the iPhone se: scrub edition
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Mar 20, 2016 21:13
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"look! my iPhone model matches my cheap rear end Honda Civic!"
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Mar 20, 2016 21:15
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triple sulk posted:the watch is bad and i sold mine a little while back. it took forever to sell for a reasonable price because no one wanted the loving thing yeah you gotta scratch that impulsive buyer itch i understand
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Mar 20, 2016 21:17
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My Linux Rig posted:yeah you gotta scratch that impulsive buyer itch i understand lol brutal
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Mar 20, 2016 21:25
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The Management posted:looks like we got ourselves a regular jerk mcjerkface here i wish he would come back and talk about selling telephones or gameboys or whatever at a loss for profit
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Mar 20, 2016 21:54
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are they really gonna remove the headphone jack am i really going to end up buying a goddamn $30 lightning to headphone adapter the only prediction im willing to make is that apple is going to do at least one thing to further besmirch the "professional" market. exceptionally underwhelming macbook pro update?
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Mar 20, 2016 22:19
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what time is the keynote in est (east coast beast coast)
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Mar 20, 2016 22:42
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obstipator posted:what time is the keynote in est (east coast beast coast) if that were true, you'd already know
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Mar 20, 2016 22:45
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obstipator posted:what time is the keynote in est (east coast beast coast) 19 hours from now
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Mar 20, 2016 22:46
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i'm really excited that they're gonna make a phone in a good size again but if they seriously didn't put a headphone jack on it then it's all a fakeout and the iphone 5s was the last good phone apple ever made
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Mar 20, 2016 22:47
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i really like my iphone 5 and it gets the gd job done
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Mar 20, 2016 22:48
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i use bluetooth headphones
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Mar 20, 2016 22:52
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mobileme
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Mar 20, 2016 22:57
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i'm extremely looking forward to replacing my 2012 rmbp one day
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Mar 20, 2016 23:07
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GameCube posted:mobileme looks french
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Mar 20, 2016 23:23
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The Management posted:looks like we got ourselves a regular jerk mcjerkface here i'll bite, but i've only ever upgraded on the non-s cycle so i've had this phone since release, same as the 5 i had before it. the 6 is a good phone and all but the 5 was my favorite form factor and really durable too so i'm glad they're making it.
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Mar 20, 2016 23:31
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triple sulk posted:i'll bite, but i've only ever upgraded on the non-s cycle so i've had this phone since release, same as the 5 i had before it. the 6 is a good phone and all but the 5 was my favorite form factor and really durable too so i'm glad they're making it. My 5S was bought on release day and looks pristine. My wife has a 5 bought on release day and it's pristine too. Bombass phones.
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Mar 20, 2016 23:37
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Small phones are cool and good, i already have an ipad and that's why i bought a sony xperia z5c, the thinking mans choice
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Mar 20, 2016 23:37
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I was one of the dudes who hated the idea of the iphone 5 when it was announced and now I think it's probably the best cellphone ever. odd how that works
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Mar 20, 2016 23:39
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my pre3 is a bit small but nice and the hardware kb excels my iphone5 is perfect my lumina 640 is a bit large and does ok i guess for a garbage winpho
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Mar 20, 2016 23:39
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timcook walks out on stage. "The SE stands for 'System Expansion'," he says, unprompted. "We're introducing iModules. LG can suck it," he finishes, and leaves
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Mar 21, 2016 03:06
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Jonny 290 posted:my pre3 is a bit small but nice and the hardware kb excels shoulda just got a startac smdh
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Mar 21, 2016 03:32
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sticky'ing this for tomorrow
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Mar 21, 2016 04:19
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atomicthumbs posted:timcook walks out on stage. "The SE stands for 'System Expansion'," he says, unprompted. "We're introducing iModules. LG can suck it," he finishes, and leaves stock price falls to 0 Verge desperately try to spin this as "good for Apple"
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Mar 21, 2016 04:21
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ground floor for a dumb megathread i won't read
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