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Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Hobbes would be an app and Calvin would just be staring at his cell phone all day

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kecske
Feb 28, 2011

it's round, like always

hobbes is a deviantart fursona

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!
You suck, op.

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

i guess it would be a web comic instead of a regular comic

Cnut the Great
Mar 30, 2014
Calvin wouldn't be allowed to be out wandering around in the woods on his own.

garfield hentai
Feb 29, 2004

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
Calvin would be a furry, he would be both Calvin and Hobbs.

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler

Cnut the Great posted:

Calvin wouldn't be allowed to be out wandering around in the woods on his own.

Pffft! Like he'd listen to his mother after dad left.

Entropic
Feb 21, 2007

patriarchy sucks
Instead of throwing snowballs at Susie Derkins, he sexually harasses her on Twitter because she said Firewatch was a game.

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Ein cooler Typ posted:

Hobbes would be an app and Calvin would just be staring at his cell phone all day
Calvin and Jobs

Pinch Me Im Meming
Jun 26, 2005
Calvin would be on a cocktail of neuromeds all day erry day so I guess it'd just be "Calvin".

MasterSitsu
Nov 23, 2013

Probably.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

the exact same except the dad drives a prius.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

totally different and Hobbes is a MLP

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

Big Beef City posted:

the exact same except the dad drives a prius.

he always seemed like a prius driver

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
thanks for making a thread for 1 stupid thought you knew no one would care about op

how me a frog
Feb 6, 2014
BATKIN AREN'T BUGKIN!

EvilJoven
Mar 18, 2005

NOBODY,IN THE HISTORY OF EVER, HAS ASKED OR CARED WHAT CANADA THINKS. YOU ARE NOT A COUNTRY. YOUR MONEY HAS THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND ON IT. IF YOU DIG AROUND IN YOUR BACKYARD, NATIVE SKELETONS WOULD EXPLODE OUT OF YOUR LAWN LIKE THE END OF POLTERGEIST. CANADA IS SO POLITE, EH?
Fun Shoe

Cnut the Great posted:

Calvin wouldn't be allowed to be out wandering around in the woods on his own.

Calvin wouldn't want to because he'd already have an anxiety disorder and be addicted to watching live streamers play Minecraft.

poisonpill
Nov 8, 2009

The only way to get huge fast is to insult a passing witch and hope she curses you with Beast-strength.


Calvin would have been expelled due to the zero-tolerance policy craze and become the topic of an intense blitz of negative articles on the gawker family of websites after throwing a slushball at Suzy.

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

instaed of spaceman spiff, minecraft

instead of tiger, hobbes is a lolcat calving spams online

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

poisonpill posted:

Calvin would have been expelled due to the zero-tolerance policy craze and become the topic of an intense blitz of negative articles on the gawker family of websites after throwing a slushball at Suzy.

I prefer to think Calvin would have loving owned a well-known writer and community moderator on Twitter after the latter tried to publicly shame him

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

calving walks into school with a gun

redm
Feb 20, 2016


Sugartime Jones
unironic vaporwave and legitimate meme worship

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler
Calvin pees on the logo of a particular brand of truck and is added to the sex offender registry.

Mr.Pibbleton
Feb 3, 2006

Aleuts rock, chummer.



This comic is thoroughly modern, from tip to tail, I assure you.

Agent Escalus
Oct 5, 2002

"I couldn't stop saying aloud how miscast Jim Carrey was!"
Calvin would've been expelled so many times over for those drawings of fighter planes nuking New York. Among other school assignments...yeah, probably would've been committed, too.

Calvin and Hobbes and Dr. Bacon

The Dregs
Dec 29, 2005

MY TREEEEEEEE!

Mr.Pibbleton posted:



This comic is thoroughly modern, from tip to tail, I assure you.

gross

GORILLA BASTARD
Jun 20, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
OP is a cock.

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois

Exactly the same.

a peck of pickled peckers
Aug 3, 2014

I am your Redeemer! It is by my hand that you arise from the ashes of this world!

Mr. Pumroy posted:

calving walks into school with a gun

Ah drat, I was gonna say Elliot and Hobbes.

"C'mon Hobbes ol' buddy! These girls have to PAY for what they've done to me!"

MrWillsauce
Mar 19, 2015

There is no Hobbes because tigers are going instinct.

Sleeveless
Dec 25, 2014

by Pragmatica
There would be no comic because Bill Watterson could just spend all day blogging about how much he hates his publisher instead of having it put it in the mouth of a cartoon kid.

Dr. Dogballs Jr.
Jun 9, 2014

the angriest sex machine

how me a frog posted:

BATKIN AREN'T BUGKIN!

this made me really happy

ghost host
Apr 17, 2010

ain't got no cash
ain't go no style
Calvin would be screaming racial slurs over Xbox Live until his mom walked in, at which point she would manically scream and beat him.

then someone would post the audio here and we'd giggle at it.

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

calvin and slenderman

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
I mean the tv is always motion blurred with sound lines and bouncing all around on the stand when it's on, so what would a phone do in Calvin and Hobbes world?

AlphaKeny1
Feb 17, 2006

hoverboard slowly down the hill

SpaceAceJase
Nov 8, 2008

and you
have proved
to be...

a real shitty poster,
and a real james

Mr.Pibbleton posted:



This comic is thoroughly modern, from tip to tail, I assure you.

i disagree. just torrent that poo poo

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

Big Beef City posted:

totally different and Hobbes is a "tulpa"
ftfy

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Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
Zits has just ahs the same comics over amd over but they change tge apeech bubbles to the lateat teen thing

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