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every day we encounter lil things that are weird and unknown mysteries. not big things like God and why to gently caress, just tiny things like "how do dreadlocks happen?" and "are foxes dogs or cats?" and usually we just ask our phones but frankly that's poo poo and we should ask each other, here, ITT. plus sometimes google can't think good like we do so.a goon fellow will be a better answerer my mystery: my room is pretty cool, I have a nice desk, lots of pretty paintings I made, a bed with a lot of springs and some drawers underneath where I keep my meditation buttpillow and snacks/offerings to the deities on my shrine, a shrine, a closet, and a window with a cosmic-lesson-teaching view:  however there is a secret place attached to my room. it's bigger than a closet, it has its own tiny sliver of a window, a mirror with a cool medicine cabinet behind it, and a cabinet above the mirror. I can't figure out why it exists. i checked, it's not a tiny tiny bathroom with the shitter and the sink removed. every room above and below mine in this building has a tiny roomlet, but just our rooms, every other room on each floor has no special place. someone told me it's a special nun room for nuns to be "alone with christ" which seems fuckin retarded, and I Keep googling variations of "gay retarded tiny nun closet off bedroom in old as gently caress brownstones" and I can't find anything relevant can anyone help me solve this small mystery? is it a special wanking room, as I have been using it? is it where I make the lady go "put on her face" without letting her leave my room and go to the bathroom where I risk a more powerful roommate may take her as his/her own? tiny dexter room for kills? should my shrine go in here where I can keep it as a secret shame? help me solve my tiny mystery or post your own tiny mystery and ill help you solve it along with other nice friendly helpful goons who want to be of service big mysteries are too much for this thread so pm me and we can philosophize privately :bigtran: cya later buds 
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no gently caress you
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Mar 29, 2016 20:09
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it's where you grow the weed, op
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Mar 29, 2016 20:10
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it is a prayer closet op it is where you go to be ashamed of yourself for thinking about boobs the cabinet is where you keep the cat o'nine tails and your rosary, duh.
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Mar 29, 2016 20:11
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does anybody know where my will to live went? i lost it a while ago and i'm kinda sad without it tbh
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Mar 29, 2016 20:12
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sometimes lying on the floor staring up at the ceiling isn't a bad thing
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Mar 29, 2016 20:13
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i have a similar tiny room. i dont know if this is its intended use, but i store my evil twin in there
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Mar 29, 2016 20:13
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It was an ensuite bathroom and someone removed the shitter to turn it into a walk in closet.
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Mar 29, 2016 20:14
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Gatekeeper posted:"how do dreadlocks happen?" a famous king was cursed to have terrible ropes of hair by a dreadful warlock and the hairstyle became known as the "dreadful warlock" and was eventually shortned to dreadlock Gatekeeper posted:"are foxes dogs or cats?" cats
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Mar 29, 2016 20:14
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I think I saw one of those on HBO's Autopsy, it's a room where you seal yourself in and shoot yourself where your family can't find the body so they just think you disappeared. Eventually you get declared dead and they get to collect on your life insurance.
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Mar 29, 2016 20:15
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It's a "freak out zone", op.
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Mar 29, 2016 20:15
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Quote-Unquote posted:does anybody know where my will to live went? i lost it a while ago and i'm kinda sad without it tbh every day once a day give yourself a present and I bet you will find it (=
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Mar 29, 2016 20:16
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Funky See Funky Do posted:It was an ensuite bathroom and someone removed the shitter to turn it into a walk in closet. nope, I thought so at first too but no plumbing in it
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Mar 29, 2016 20:17
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Nigmaetcetera posted:I think I saw one of those on HBO's Autopsy, it's a room where you seal yourself in and shoot yourself where your family can't find the body so they just think you disappeared. Eventually you get declared dead and they get to collect on your life insurance. ooh, solving my mystery with a way to create a new mystery!!! this is gonna be a good.thread I can feel it coming in the air today
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Mar 29, 2016 20:19
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Gatekeeper posted:ooh, solving my mystery with a way to create a new mystery!!! this is gonna be a good.thread I can feel it coming in the air today That episode of autopsy always freaked me out when I was a kid because I missed the part about the dude shooting himself and just heard that the room was air-tight so I assumed he locked himself in there and slowly suffocated to death. I probably shouldn't have watched autopsy as a kid.
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Mar 29, 2016 20:22
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You might have a Lazlo infestation.
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Mar 29, 2016 20:24
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FlimFlam Imam posted:You might have a Lazlo infestation. i think you are right... i just went in there and closed the door behind me a cabinet door opened with a secret message written inside 
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Mar 29, 2016 21:10
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the balls are coming from inside the house 
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Mar 29, 2016 21:11
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:the balls are coming from inside the house
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Mar 29, 2016 21:12
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foxes are much more closely related to dogs, it's hyenas that are more closely related to cats
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Mar 29, 2016 21:15
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Other Barry posted:foxes are much more closely related to dogs, it's hyenas that are more closely related to cats no, thats not right at all. leave your cat outside long enough and it will turn into a fox
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Mar 29, 2016 21:16
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bears are also dog?
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Mar 29, 2016 21:20
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I have a mystery. How do microphones work? Is it just a speaker in reverse?
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Mar 29, 2016 21:23
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Gatekeeper posted:bears are also dog? yeah. bigguns
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Mar 29, 2016 21:27
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why can't I get a girlfriend
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Mar 29, 2016 21:32
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hello op i have quite a few mysteries in my life i need solving most of them involve a cabal of shadowy figures gang stalking me every hour of every day of my life since at least the age of 14 i require your assistance in bringing to light truths that may very well change the very course of history and usher in a new age of enlightenment, peace, and harmony among all men but only if you have the courage and fortitude to do the needful.
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Mar 29, 2016 21:33
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gently caress you for not posting pictures of the pocket room.
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Mar 29, 2016 21:34
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Post a picture of the room so I can help you and hten post a picture of your yard in the yard thread.
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Mar 29, 2016 21:35
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Minimalist Program posted:Post a picture of the room so I can help you and hten post a picture of your yard in the yard thread. it would be quite a humorous twist if the room were inhabited by a dog wearing sunglasses or some sort of devil-may-care duck
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Mar 29, 2016 21:39
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op is this room large enough to be a torture dungeon? or small enough to serve as a generously proportioned iron maiden or "chokey"? if neither then i gotta say this room is an awkward middle size and of no practical use
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Mar 29, 2016 21:41
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Why do people make websites where you can't right click and select open in new tab and have it work? Like if you just click on the link it works, but if you try to open in a new tab the new tab just opens up a blank screen title "about:blank". What in the everloving gently caress?! GOD loving DAMMIT.
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Mar 29, 2016 21:43
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how do i post good?
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Mar 29, 2016 22:18
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notZaar posted:I have a mystery. How do microphones work? Is it just a speaker in reverse? Dynamic microphones (the most common type) are speakers in reverse; a speaker takes electrical signals and uses it to move a speaker cone attached to a magnet inside a wire coil. A microphone has a diaphragm connected to a magnet inside a wire coil; when the diaphragm moves the magnet, it generates electricity in the wire. With the right adapter you can yell into headphones and get audio. That's how dynamic mics work at least. Other types like condenser mics are actually powered by sinister magic; nobody knows exactly why they work but it's believed they trap the spirits of the recently departed. It's why condenser mics run on something called phantom power.
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Mar 29, 2016 22:30
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i want a secret autism escape hatch like yours OP
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Mar 29, 2016 22:32
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stillvisions posted:Dynamic microphones (the most common type) are speakers in reverse; a speaker takes electrical signals and uses it to move a speaker cone attached to a magnet inside a wire coil. A microphone has a diaphragm connected to a magnet inside a wire coil; when the diaphragm moves the magnet, it generates electricity in the wire. With the right adapter you can yell into headphones and get audio. this just raises the question of how magnets work
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Mar 29, 2016 22:42
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my cat always smells like piss. she is 14 or 15 i think and she smells like piss. if i snff her head its piss, if i sniff her body its piss too. she always smells like piss. why does she smell like piss?
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ghostter posted:my cat always smells like piss. she is 14 or 15 i think and she smells like piss. if i snff her head its piss, if i sniff her body its piss too. she always smells like piss. why does she smell like piss? Your cat is probably unable to piss due to old age. So the piss is infiltrating her other bodily fluids and she is starting to sweat it out.
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Mar 29, 2016 22:46
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also, stop peeing on your cat
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Mar 29, 2016 23:04
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ghostter posted:my cat always smells like piss. she is 14 or 15 i think and she smells like piss. if i snff her head its piss, if i sniff her body its piss too. she always smells like piss. why does she smell like piss? Her kidneys don't work no more and its coming out of her skin Dialysis patients have that same trick up their sleeve sometimes of smelling like piss from head to toe
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Sheep-Goats posted:Her kidneys don't work no more and its coming out of her skin What is what I wrote true? Because I just made it up to sound silly
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