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Dave Concepcion
Mar 19, 2012
http://edition.cnn.com/2016/04/20/europe/norway-anders-breivik-wins-suit/





If you remember this fellow killed 77 people back in 2011, he has now successfully sued the state for inhuman and degrading treatment in prison, complaints included strip searches and only having access to a playstation 2 (with lovely games)

his cell looks like this



he also has a private exercise room and a separate, private study cell



good on him, if they wanna be pussies and not outright kill him then treat him the same as everyone else and give him I dunno at least a Wii U?

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STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

Fun Shoe
what games does he have

im pooping!
Nov 17, 2006


final fantasy x-2

what that pussy bitch dont realize is its actually the best final fantasy ever made if you can get through the first 4 hours

Dave Concepcion
Mar 19, 2012

Cantaloupe posted:

what games does he have

I could only find confirmation for "Rayman Revolution"

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp
Give prisoners a cheap PC, a Twitch account, and Rocket League IMO.

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
video game

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
What a stupid beard. :gay:

Dave Concepcion
Mar 19, 2012
Star Citizen for the incarcerated- yay or nay?

ArtIsResistance
May 19, 2007

QUEEN OF FRANCE, SAVIOR OF LOWTAX
I think everyone should be granted the same human rights and dignities as every other human being unless they are poopy heads who do something I don't like

- goons

Svartvit
Jun 18, 2005

al-Qabila samaa Bahth
Turns out that everyone must follow the law haha who knew.

Dave Concepcion
Mar 19, 2012

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

What a stupid beard. :gay:

oh he can do clean shaven

Berious
Nov 13, 2005
IMO he should get an xbone with only order 1886 to play

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
give him the entire series of the x files but remove all the monster of the week episodes and leave him only the stupid story arc ones

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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ArtIsResistance posted:

I think everyone should be granted the same human rights and dignities as every other human being unless they are poopy heads who do something I don't like

- goons

"something" in this case being "killed 77 kids"

ArtIsResistance
May 19, 2007

QUEEN OF FRANCE, SAVIOR OF LOWTAX

Fojar38 posted:

"something" in this case being "killed 77 kids"

then as liberals it is our job to make sure he is treated inhumanely along with people who hurt my feelings and sharers of right wing political statuses on facebook

www
Aug 4, 2010

wish someone would lock me up in solitary confinement with private exercise room & study room

Dave Concepcion
Mar 19, 2012
give him a fat girlfriend he has to watch 'girls' with

ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number
Pillbug
It sounds like mostly the inhumane treatment stuff referred to what he claimed to be excessive searches of his person and excessive restraints when moving from cell to cell and the courts more or less agree that if there isn't a reason to put handcuffs and search him constantly then they shouldn't be doing it just to remind him he's a second class citizen. Which honestly seems okay to me if he's been a cooperative prisoner and there's no real evidence he plans on going out in a blaze of glory fighting the guards.

Didn't see the playstation mentioned at all in the article op linked but it seems like kind of a dumb point anyways. Iirc there's been several stats showing giving prisoners decent entertainment keeps em calm and docile so w/e if video games make jails more humane and decreases security concerns then by all means give them an xbone.

ArbitraryC fucked around with this message at 19:40 on Apr 20, 2016

Dave Concepcion
Mar 19, 2012

ArtIsResistance posted:

then as liberals it is our job to make sure he is treated inhumanely along with people who hurt my feelings and sharers of right wing political statuses on facebook

I see your point, but "inhumanely" in this case is "standard" for a whole lot of prisoners in quite a few western nations

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH

Dave Concepcion posted:

give him a fat girlfriend he has to watch 'girls' with

no one deserves to live jastigers life, not even child killers

ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number
Pillbug

Dave Concepcion posted:

I see your point, but "inhumanely" in this case is "standard" for a whole lot of prisoners in quite a few western nations

yeah straight up his jail had more space and ammenities than my dorm room as a freshman but if that's the standard of living over there then w/e

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp
Sheriff Joe Arpaio only gives his prisoners access to Daikatana and Colonial Marines.

Moonshine Rhyme
Mar 26, 2010

Hate Hate Hate Hate Hate
I thought Sweden was the one with the cuck government

VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

Transform
and
Freak Out



he has to finish one lovely game for every person he killed, then he gets released.

the 77th and final game is the pc port of the nes tmnt.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
proof that moral high ground makes no sense

put him in a mine and make him work

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


Lol 21 year sentence.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
also, no videogames obviously

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH

Hatebag posted:

Lol 21 year sentence.

isnt that the max they have there? I think got some work around where they can just keep you in jail/your personal holiday inn

Do it ironically
Jul 13, 2010

by Pragmatica
lmao he lives better than like 40% of americans

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


Aha! Finally he is rehabilitated!

walgreenslatino
Jun 2, 2015

Lipstick Apathy

vols bitch posted:

isnt that the max they have there? I think got some work around where they can just keep you in jail/your personal holiday inn

He will never leave prison.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
gimme one good reason why they arent makin this dude work instead of just gooning around in a comfy cell with a playstation

Dave Concepcion
Mar 19, 2012

Zzulu posted:

gimme one good reason why they arent makin this dude work instead of just gooning around in a comfy cell with a playstation

it's about ethics in mass murderer incarcerations

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


Zzulu posted:

gimme one good reason why they arent makin this dude work instead of just gooning around in a comfy cell with a playstation

He's basically sentenced to live as a goon for 20 years. Fate worse than death imho.

ArtIsResistance
May 19, 2007

QUEEN OF FRANCE, SAVIOR OF LOWTAX

Zzulu posted:

gimme one good reason why they arent makin this dude work instead of just gooning around in a comfy cell with a playstation

you might've skimmed it but it's norWAY not norTH KOREA

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
he should be out in some wasteland dressed in a striped black and white suit with like a hammer and hacking away at rocks while a ball and a chain is attached to his foot and an angry american policeman is on a horse nearby,watching

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH

Zzulu posted:

he should be out in some wasteland with like a hammer and hacking away at rocks while a ball and a chain is attached to his foot and an angry american policeman is on a horse nearby,

an american police would just give him a pat on the back for killing socialist children

CubeTheory
Mar 26, 2010

Cube Reversal

Zzulu posted:

gimme one good reason why they arent makin this dude work instead of just gooning around in a comfy cell with a playstation

Individuals who perform gross acts of violence and other inhumane acts are often influenced by severe mental disease and disorder, and/or are the victims of intense trauma themselves. Harsh punishment is often not a deterrent to these individuals crimes, and as such only serves as a sort of short lived self indulgent vengeance, solving nothing and providing little to no real comfort to those who survived the victims. Treating these individuals humanely, while becoming more vigilant about mental health screening and services, is the best deterrent to recidivism, and elevates us as a species above petty, instinctual revenge.

So, there's a reason.

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
lifehack: fly your victim to norway before brutally murdering the gently caress out of them

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skeletonotherkin
Sep 26, 2014

This does seem crazy, but remember if Norwegian prisons weren't so lax and comfy Varg would have never been able to record so much great music.

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