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Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

Well, of course I know him.
He's me.
What the gently caress is the expanded universe :shrug:

well it could be this


or maybe it's this


hmm
some say it includes this


now we're getting some real answers :grin:


ENHANCE


i hear there's a new eu now


stay on target STAY ON TARGET


hello, old friend


please share your favorite disney star wars expanded universe moments. this is a safe place

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JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
The one where Rachel falls on Ross's lightsaber and declits herself

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord
Boy, I sure am tired of these Star Wars

Elusif
Jun 9, 2008

gas thread ban op

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

E Equals MC Hammer posted:

gas thread ban op

Chill la Chill
Jul 2, 2007

Don't lose your gay


:swoon: :pervert: :swoon: :pervert: :swoon: :pervert: :swoon: :pervert: :swoon: :pervert:






I can eat anything
/

Chill la Chill
Jul 2, 2007

Don't lose your gay


Cheetos, better than hot chocolate in the galaxy far away???

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams

Big Mean Jerk posted:


or maybe it's this



It's always this.

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

Well, of course I know him.
He's me.

E Equals MC Hammer posted:

gas thread ban op

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:
Hey EU FANS. I promised this last thread and now it's back. I have the 1997 star wars encyclopedia which proves star wars sucked before the prequels. Post a letter and when I get home from work I'll post something dumb from that letter

Macasaurus
Oct 12, 2012

http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Tane

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

AndyElusive
Jan 7, 2007

Big Mean Jerk posted:

please share your favorite disney star wars expanded universe moments. this is a safe place



alg
Mar 14, 2007

A wolf was no less a wolf because a whim of chance caused him to run with the watch-dogs.

This guy

Kilo147
Apr 14, 2007

You remind me of the boss
What boss?
The boss with the power
What power?
The power of voodoo
Who-doo?
You do.
Do what?
Remind me of the Boss.

bunnyofdoom posted:

Hey EU FANS. I promised this last thread and now it's back. I have the 1997 star wars encyclopedia which proves star wars sucked before the prequels. Post a letter and when I get home from work I'll post something dumb from that letter

K

Tumblr of scotch
Mar 13, 2006

Please, don't be my neighbor.
crying mountain

Talas
Aug 27, 2005

How the hell can he control that thing?

And I'm not talking about the dinosaur.

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Chill la Chill
Jul 2, 2007

Don't lose your gay


WOWZERS! :eyepop:

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QqedbxGxfgE

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

VaultAggie
Nov 18, 2010

Best out of 71?
RIP the sun crusher, a super weapon that could blow up solar systems and take a shot from a Death Star prototype that was hidden by black holes under the control of an admiral that slept with Tarkin, and finally met its end when a Jedi flew it into a black hole, along with the Death Star prototype.

Finster Dexter
Oct 20, 2014

Beyond is Finster's mad vision of Earth transformed.
lol Star Wars Aftermath

quote:

The droid stands up. Servomotors whir as it regards its repaired arm—an arm that’s not so much an arm as it is an astromech leg. It spins the leg around, slow at first, then faster and faster until it’s just a blur. "THIS IS NOT MY ARM." "I know, Bones. Sorry. "THIS IS AN ASTROMECH LEG." "No, no, I know." "ASTROMECHS ARE INFERIOR. THEY ARE BEEPING BOOPING TRASH CANS. I AM MADE INFERIOR BY THE INCLUSION OF THIS NON-ARM."

That bit is the Ep.7 Porkins (aka Snap Wexley) talking to his "assassin" droid, Mr. Bones (aka a reprogrammed Ep.1 battle droid.)

quote:

So why, then, can’t Ackbar shake the feeling that once again they are about to fall into a trap?

lol

quote:

Walls tagged with graffiti (one such piece of tagging: a stencil of a familiar Sith Lord’s helmet with the phrase beneath it reading VADER LIVES).

space banksy

Happy Bear Suit
Jul 21, 2004

did the force awakens make all the dumb EU stuff non-canon? if so I like the movie more.

Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

Well, of course I know him.
He's me.

Happy Bear Suit posted:

did the force awakens make all the dumb EU stuff non-canon? if so I like the movie more.

It did, but don't worry your pretty little head, the new eu is upholding the old tradition of being terrible

Cough Drop The Beat
Jan 22, 2012

by Lowtax
I read some of the Vader comic and it's pretty hardcore. I'm sure the new EU has plenty of other super bad stuff, but Vader comic is legit great.

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
i love making star world costume for benjamin :keke:

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Bug Orgies

Sushi in Yiddish
Feb 2, 2008

You might not be aware of this but Jedi's are always dumb and wrong and Mandalorians are noble and brilliant.
-one of the mist famous EU authors

VaultAggie
Nov 18, 2010

Best out of 71?
RIP darth vectivius, the evil accountant.

Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

Well, of course I know him.
He's me.

Chill la Chill
Jul 2, 2007

Don't lose your gay


Finster Dexter posted:

lol Star Wars Aftermath


That bit is the Ep.7 Porkins (aka Snap Wexley) talking to his "assassin" droid, Mr. Bones (aka a reprogrammed Ep.1 battle droid.)


lol


space banksy

Aftermath is awful :wtc:

Chill la Chill
Jul 2, 2007

Don't lose your gay


Killer Queen posted:

I read some of the Vader comic and it's pretty hardcore. I'm sure the new EU has plenty of other super bad stuff, but Vader comic is legit great.

Yeah, sure....

Phobic Nest
Oct 2, 2013

You Are My Sunshine

Oh I get it, rebels hyuck hyuck.

Who are the slaves in this metaphor? Droids?

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

lol

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Phobic Nest posted:

Oh I get it, rebels hyuck hyuck.

Who are the slaves in this metaphor? Droids?

the show was shot at a time when slavery was outlawed

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.


what the gently caress

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Kilo147
Apr 14, 2007

You remind me of the boss
What boss?
The boss with the power
What power?
The power of voodoo
Who-doo?
You do.
Do what?
Remind me of the Boss.


Jesus gently caress, is that Trioculus?

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