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No you can't use my computer, dicklord. You may never use my computer. It's not even about porn. You're not gonna find any porn on my computer, that's not the point. The point is a personal computer is personal . An intimate object on par with a diary or lingerie. I don't care if you're if you're family or my best friend; it's not for you, and it's especially not for computer illiterate inlaws to gum up with their Yahoo searches and weatherbugs. gently caress off with that poo poo. Lol if you let other people use your computer even if they beg.
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Applewhite posted:No you can't use my computer, dicklord. hate to tell you me and your comp have been loving off and on for the past year and a half
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May 9, 2016 20:56
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I won't share my wifi pw with my mom when she visits
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May 9, 2016 20:58
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Girlfriend: what is your logon Me: use the other account it has all the same programs available and everything Girlfriend: *narrows eyes
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May 9, 2016 20:58
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sorry my car broke down can i use ur computer real quick?
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Sheep-Goats posted:Girlfriend: what is your logon
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May 9, 2016 20:59
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Uh ok op (call th fbi on this furry piece of poo poo)
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May 9, 2016 20:59
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anyone can use my computer i dont give a poo poo
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May 9, 2016 21:00
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:sorry my car broke down can i use ur computer real quick? Why don't you tell me what you want to do and I'll do it on my computer.
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May 9, 2016 21:00
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Sheep-Goats posted:Girlfriend: what is your logon
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May 9, 2016 21:00
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my guest Win10 account PW is SuckMyDamnBalls.
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May 9, 2016 21:00
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 OPMy girlfriend always thinks I am being sketchy and up to no good because I won't let her touch my computer. But the truth of it is that I've personally seen her destroy 6+ computers since we have been. She is the angel of death for technology. I know how to use incognito mode, there's nothing sketchy I just don't want my poo poo broken tyvm.
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May 9, 2016 21:01
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Applewhite posted:Why don't you tell me what you want to do and I'll do it on my computer. i'm stressed out about my car and i need to crank one out to relax
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May 9, 2016 21:01
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gently caress the ROW posted:Uh ok op (call th fbi on this furry piece of poo poo) My desktop wallpaper of two wolves with glowing erections loving each other in the rear end is completely immaterial to my reluctance to allow others to use my computer.
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May 9, 2016 21:02
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Applewhite posted:No you can't use my computer, dicklord. Same but there's actually A LOT of porn
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May 9, 2016 21:02
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I don't want guests seeing the tame porn I keep in my history as a smokescreen for the horrific porn I view in Incognito mode.
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May 9, 2016 21:04
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I liked it when computers used to have a lock on the front, so even if you weren't around you could stop jackoffs from using your PC.
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May 9, 2016 21:04
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Windows 98 posted:
Exactly. Every time my wife brings me her girl laptop asking me to fix some virus she caught while surfing online shopping for shoes, I remind her this is why she isn't allowed on mine.
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May 9, 2016 21:04
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i always get uncomfortable cause of autocomplete lol. like did I use incognito every time when i went to shemaletube.com ??
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May 9, 2016 21:07
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It's not about the porn. Well sort of. I have too many nude pictures of myself to give my laptop pw to anyone. Same with my phone.
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May 9, 2016 21:09
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son, i need to google snake bite hospitals gently caress off dad
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May 9, 2016 21:11
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Women, amirite?
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May 9, 2016 21:12
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Quite a long time ago, my parents came by to visit. My wife and I had to go to work, and my folks went out to visit friends in the area. They got back to my house before we got home from work. When I got in, mom was sitting at my computer. She had managed to log into her AOL account and had installed bonzibuddy on my computer "because it's cute and helpful." And no, I didn't have a password on my system back then.
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May 9, 2016 21:47
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I put Linux on my laptop and my gf got loving mad lol... Jokes on her, my *gaming PC* has windows but she refuses to use it 
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May 9, 2016 21:51
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Sheep-Goats posted:Girlfriend: what is your logon Squinting nod of approval.
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May 9, 2016 21:54
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Naerasa posted:I don't want guests seeing the tame porn I keep in my history as a smokescreen for the horrific porn I view in Incognito mode. same
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May 9, 2016 21:54
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The worst is when you're a guest at someone else's house and they want you to fix their computer and you have to try really hard to ignore all the hosed up porn in your wife's dad's browser history.
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May 9, 2016 21:56
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I once let my girlfriend use my tablet on my account instead of using a separate one specifically for her and I regretted it big time  because I ordered an engagement ring that week and it spoiled the surprise
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May 9, 2016 21:57
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Run a lunix with a trackball and a Microsoft natural keyboard, no one will want to even try. Or just have a guest account and don't be a weirdo, either way is good
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May 9, 2016 21:58
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THE DOG HOUSE posted:i always get uncomfortable cause of autocomplete lol. like did I use incognito every time when i went to shemaletube.com ?? This is a fear for my phone's dictionary
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May 9, 2016 22:01
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I recently Frankensteined a gaming rig together so my girlfriend could play WoW. She broke YET ANOTHER loving laptop and was bitching about not being able to play. I started a stopwatch on my iPhone to see how long it takes before she destroys this new one because I have nothing else to use the stopwatch app for. E: by broke I mean physically. I'm sure the HDD was fine but it wasn't even worth my time gutting the laptop for parts. Windows 98 fucked around with this message at 22:06 on May 9, 2016 |
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May 9, 2016 22:04
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RobattoJesus posted:The worst is when you're a guest at someone else's house and they want you to fix their computer and you have to try really hard to ignore all the hosed up porn in your wife's dad's browser history. wife found our sons porn history "by accident" she says. *dad nods approvingly*
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May 9, 2016 22:05
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loquacius posted:I once let my girlfriend use my tablet on my account instead of using a separate one specifically for her and I regretted it big time Awwwwe
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May 9, 2016 22:06
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id be glad for folks to gaze upon my porn its undoubtedly better than their trash
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May 9, 2016 22:07
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Windows 98 posted:
she probably just wants to check if you've still got shovelware
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May 9, 2016 22:07
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2 things women be 1shoppin 2breakin computers
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May 9, 2016 22:09
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loquacius posted:I once let my girlfriend use my tablet on my account instead of using a separate one specifically for her and I regretted it big time Browser ads probably would've spoiled it subconsciously anyway
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May 9, 2016 22:13
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A good idea is to set up a non-administrator "Guest Account" that guests can use on a computer. Then they can use that and not gently caress up poo poo. I usually do an alternative since I'm too lazy to switch to guest accounts most of the time, I make sure they use incognito mode for anything they do and tell them not to install anything upon threats of violence. Then they don't muck with my various gmail/facebook logins or amazon search history or whatever.
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May 9, 2016 22:18
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HJE-Cobra posted:A good idea is to set up a non-administrator "Guest Account" that guests can use on a computer. Then they can use that and not gently caress up poo poo. Or just tell them to use their own drat phone
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Me, I just scrap the old PC when they're done and build a new one.
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