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https://www.bostonglobe.com/metro/m...slxN/story.htmlquote:ROME, Maine — Christopher Knight told police he had lived undetected in the woods for 27 years, spoken to only one person in that time, and not made a single purchase since the mid-1980s. But Knight knew how to steal, authorities said, and how to stay hidden even though his tent lay within 600 yards of the nearest cabin. Such is the singular world of the man dubbed the North Pond Hermit by the long-spooked residents here, where Knight is believed to have committed more than 1,000 burglaries for food, fuel, tools, and clothing since he left a computer-technician job and retreated to the forest. Now, the 47-year-old is residing in the Kennebec County Correctional Facility in Augusta, facing burglary and theft charges, as banjo players rhapsodize about him and bewildered Mainers shake their heads at the thought of 27 winters in the open. “It’s ironic that someone who wanted to be completely anonymous is now the most famous citizen in Maine,” said District Attorney Maeghan Maloney. Knight’s attorney, Walter McKee of Augusta, declined to discuss the case. Anyway after 27 years a man was found living in the woods. Instead of just leaving him alone they are pressing a bunch of charges on him because he stole some propane tanks and sleeping bags. Now the poor guy who just wanted to be left alone is in the national spotlight. Also the Boston Globe can suck my dick because when I copy pasted the article every single loving sentence was on its own line. A sad excuse for journalism when a sadbrains goon has to turn your article into actual paragraphs to be read-able. Windows 98 fucked around with this message at 00:24 on May 13, 2016 |
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Windows 98 posted:... Also the Boston Globe can suck my dick because when I copy pasted the article every single loving sentence was on its own line. A sad excuse for journalism when a sadbrains goon has to turn your article into actual paragraphs to be read-able. As a protest you should go live in the woods permanently.
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# ? May 13, 2016 00:20 |
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so he was too inept to learn how to farm or forage or anything like that so he just stole poo poo? what a bitch rear end nerd
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# ? May 13, 2016 00:22 |
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hes gonna... EAT FRESH in jail XD
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A ILL BREAKFAST posted:so he was too inept to learn how to farm or forage or anything like that so he just stole poo poo? what a bitch rear end nerd he was foraging
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Iron Prince posted:hes gonna... EAT FRESH in jail XD lmao looks like he'll be getting a different kind of footlong
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# ? May 13, 2016 00:24 |
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dont mind me, just foraging for some money in this bank. with a gun and ski mask
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# ? May 13, 2016 00:25 |
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never got sick due to no human contact see mom? i loving told you
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A ILL BREAKFAST posted:so he was too inept to learn how to farm or forage or anything like that so he just stole poo poo? what a bitch rear end nerd He did not sow.
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# ? May 13, 2016 00:29 |
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Stealing essentials from spoiled rear end in a top hat's vacation cabins is no crime. gently caress your "emotional, mental harm" you pussies.
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# ? May 13, 2016 00:29 |
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Are there any more pictures, I want to see more.
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# ? May 13, 2016 00:31 |
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this guy should be president
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Awesome Welles posted:Are there any more pictures, I want to see more. There are a few other pictures floating around but they are just of the actual dude, or his possessions being collected by police in some sort of garage.
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# ? May 13, 2016 00:34 |
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I thought this trash goblin got kicked out of the woods a few years ago.
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Awesome Welles posted:Are there any more pictures, I want to see more.
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Millions of Crows posted:Stealing essentials from spoiled rear end in a top hat's vacation cabins is no crime. gently caress your "emotional, mental harm" you pussies. says a guy who owns things and lives in a developed nation. property crime is still a crime, no matter who the victim
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# ? May 13, 2016 00:35 |
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This man was an absolute terror and did me irrevocable mental harm because one time he broke into my house when I wasn't there and stole a loaf of bread and a pair of my pants.
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# ? May 13, 2016 00:35 |
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Kinda hosed up that the guy living in a forest hovel for 27 years still knows who the Kardashians are
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# ? May 13, 2016 00:37 |
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say what you will but the bears kept him alive and that's good enough for me
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i am friend to bear folk
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FrankieGoes posted:This man was an absolute terror and did me irrevocable mental harm because one time he broke into my house when I wasn't there and stole a loaf of bread and a pair of my pants. it could be argued that having small things pilfered from your property over a number of years could cause mental harm. equivalent to gaslighting
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Windows 98 posted:Kinda hosed up that the guy living in a forest hovel for 27 years still knows who the Kardashians are Saddest social commentary in the entire story
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# ? May 13, 2016 00:42 |
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I kinda want to know why he didn't take up that one person on their offer on 'if you let me know, ill just give you poo poo'. Maybe he thought it was a trap?
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# ? May 13, 2016 00:55 |
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so this happened three years ago any new hot news about turbo hermit hobo
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Bo-Pepper posted:so this happened three years ago any new hot news about turbo hermit hobo its me
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Bo-Pepper posted:so this happened three years ago any new hot news about turbo hermit hobo
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A ILL BREAKFAST posted:so he was too inept to learn how to farm or forage or anything like that so he just stole poo poo? what a bitch rear end nerd yeah maybe you didn't read the article that reports he was a computer-technician
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# ? May 13, 2016 01:11 |
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holy poo poo the police raided ulilillia's place?
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# ? May 13, 2016 01:12 |
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If any goons want to permanently move into the woods we can set up a dead drop for your posts.
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# ? May 13, 2016 01:13 |
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someone post the blog of the nutty autist woman who built a camp out in the woods, slept naked and directly tapped into power from the mains on a billboard or some poo poo
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Bo-Pepper posted:so this happened three years ago any new hot news about turbo hermit hobo LMAO Stupid OP didn't even realize this
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# ? May 13, 2016 01:17 |
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something something, goon shovel
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# ? May 13, 2016 01:20 |
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mdm posted:something something, goon shovel ultimate goon shovel ruins brothers face
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A ILL BREAKFAST posted:ultimate goon shovel ruins brothers face He wasn't black and your racist for assuming he was
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Windows 98 posted:He wasn't black and your racist for assuming he was im not all that familiar with the story. i thought u beat ur brother w/ a shovel. c/d??
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# ? May 13, 2016 01:26 |
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He beat the guy who his girlfriend cheated on him with Not his brother His girlfriend was his sister. That's why people get confused about family connection to story Then he had sex with a dog sort of. He might be the finger banging little turd also
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# ? May 13, 2016 01:30 |
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is there a word for when a guy gets cheated on
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Nefarious 2.0 posted:is there a word for when a guy gets cheated on women owning their sexuality
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