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tomatoes and shit
Sep 17, 2015

We all know the gay community results from a confluence of many rich subcultures, but many of us are left with difficult questions:

Am I a bear? Or am I an otter?

Well, the kind folks at Noodles and Beef now have answers for you. TIL I'm a Pup. woof

http://www.studiomoh.com/fun/census/results.php

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symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

is this some otherkin bullshit? do you identify as pupkin?

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
I'm a Wolf looking for a muscle bear, rawr.

Backweb
Feb 14, 2009

I'm a wombat bodytype.

OMG JC a Bomb!
Jul 13, 2004

We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.
Poz my neg pupper

www
Aug 4, 2010

apparently im a gym bunny which is a load of poo poo

www
Aug 4, 2010

Otters and Muscle Bears are into me tho so thats pretty sweet

Jellidelic
Nov 28, 2011

pup crew whatup

Lemon
May 22, 2003

I'm a chaffinch.

wit
Jul 26, 2011
Its this an Always Sunny bit?

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop
china cub

great big cardboard tube
Sep 3, 2003


I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m loving retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k

Seizure Robot posted:

I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m loving retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

Hi Apache

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"
Really, REALLY disappointed that this isn't about an actual zoo... you really dropped the ball OP

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k

The thing I love most about you is OTH and cloes in air support. You really are a hawt package. 😍

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
I already know a bear. Minus the muscles.

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

Captain Yossarian posted:

Really, REALLY disappointed that this isn't about an actual zoo... you really dropped the ball OP

Ayeka
May 28, 2016

It said I was a gym bunny and that result is very far removed from reality

dZPnJOm8QwUAseApNj
Apr 15, 2002

arf bark woof
average? what the gently caress hardly

ghosTTy
Sep 22, 2008

funy thing about the zoo is the apes :D

ArtIsResistance
May 19, 2007

QUEEN OF FRANCE, SAVIOR OF LOWTAX
im a gym bunny is that hot

us vs also us
Jul 8, 2007

Hello! I hope you are having a nice day!
any fellow twinks up ins

us vs also us
Jul 8, 2007

Hello! I hope you are having a nice day!
also what's this gay test thing the op linked lol not clicking that

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy
I was hoping it would be real animals in a real zoo.

Op sucks for wanting to put gays in zoos

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k
I'm a gym bunny is that hot :smuggo:?

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

ChrisHansen posted:

I was hoping it would be real animals in a real zoo.

Op sucks for wanting to put gays in zoos

I bet his eyes have seen the glory of the cleansing of the zoo!

Op advocates genocide confirmed.

Malinois
Jun 13, 2003


Gym Rat top over here, gonna get real sweaty and give you "The Plague"

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)
:yikes:

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.
gently caress yea im a wolf awoooooooo!

https://youtu.be/cdVVLbe1rfY

Err, I mean, "baaaah?"

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

I thought this was to find actual animals you're similar to, but saw the header before it was too late.

Gym rat.

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
What the gently caress kind of furry is a daddy? gently caress that poo poo, I'm still a otter.

DiHK
Feb 4, 2013

by Azathoth
You are a Muscle Bear
The next closest match was Bear.
You are least like a Twink.

saw that coming

DiHK fucked around with this message at 00:47 on May 30, 2016

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

DiHK posted:

You are a Muscle Bear
The next closest match was Bear.
You are least like a Twink.

saw that coming

Fukkin gross. Gtfo.

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!
Otter here anyone want to get wet with me LOL.

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
I'm a bear apparently.

CJacobs posted:

Otter here anyone want to get wet with me LOL.

I'm not sure where we stand on the gay spectrum but I don't find fellow hairy things attractive.

us vs also us
Jul 8, 2007

Hello! I hope you are having a nice day!
we did it boys

the gayest thread

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!

Microwaves Mom posted:

I'm a bear apparently.


I'm not sure where we stand on the gay spectrum but I don't find fellow hairy things attractive.

I was actually just quoting one of the guys in the comments section but I'm glad to know your tastes friend

us vs also us
Jul 8, 2007

Hello! I hope you are having a nice day!

CJacobs posted:

I was actually just quoting one of the guys in the comments section but I'm glad to know your tastes friend

you could say he just got caught in a ...

bear trap

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

Microwaves Mom posted:

I'm not sure where we stand on the gay spectrum but I don't find fellow hairy things attractive.

Neither does anyone else. Kill urself.

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Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

CJacobs posted:

I was actually just quoting one of the guys in the comments section but I'm glad to know your tastes friend

Oh I was hoping you would be able to explain where the bear sits on the totem poll of gays.

Nathilus posted:

Neither does anyone else. Kill urself.

I think you could say kill ursaelf

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