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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K52FhG35Tow please help me out right now. I'm shaking and I've got the cold sweats. I last smoked bed bugs 72 hours ago and the withdrawal is in full swing. last night I climbed into the window of a neighbor's house and just combed through their mattress with tweezers. I thought they'd have bed bugs because they listened to icp but the only bugs in that bed were two juggalos lmao! ironically I have hocked my bed to buy more bed bugs but my regular dude is out and the only guy I could find at the club sold me these sketchy white bed bugs and I think they're just aphids man I'm josin pm me please if you can hook a brotha up
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# ? Jun 10, 2016 03:54 |
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this is why i stick to safer alternatives like huffing gas
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# ? Jun 10, 2016 03:55 |
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satanic splash-back posted:this is why i stick to safer alternatives like huffing gas I just fuckin kicked jenkem don't draw me back in I still itch all over my body every time I have to use the bathroom at the gas station
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# ? Jun 10, 2016 03:56 |
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I don't think I get it, what race are we making fun of here. Like I totally got the chiggers thread that was easy. poo poo wait, i just watched the video. okay i get it, nevermind Mr. Meagles fucked around with this message at 04:01 on Jun 10, 2016 |
# ? Jun 10, 2016 03:59 |
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I got a roach if you want it op
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# ? Jun 10, 2016 04:06 |
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sounds like a good time
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# ? Jun 10, 2016 04:07 |
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phobo posted:I got a roach if you want it op the Mexican bed bug
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# ? Jun 10, 2016 04:08 |
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White people. They just don't make any sense to me.
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# ? Jun 10, 2016 04:09 |
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I'm trawling the craigslist free section now for beds where the picture has a slight motion blur
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# ? Jun 10, 2016 04:22 |
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I got a box spring and mattress in my back yard just for you OP. Come quick cause I'll burn it by next sundown. In other news we finally got that new bed we've been talking about for years.
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# ? Jun 10, 2016 04:30 |
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usually when I gently caress a woman or man I get my bed in there for a threesome cuz I'm kinky like that but in retrospect that's probably where the infection began
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# ? Jun 10, 2016 04:32 |
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im addicted to sandy clough. id gently caress him dry.
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# ? Jun 10, 2016 04:38 |
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WaryWarren posted:im addicted to sandy clough. id gently caress him dry. my horse got the sandy clough and I had to take him out back
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# ? Jun 10, 2016 04:43 |
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personally i smoke aids to get high, for me.
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# ? Jun 10, 2016 04:45 |
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I did 9/11 just to huff the skyscraper smoke and I'm still scrapin melted steel beams outta my carpet when I'm jonesin
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# ? Jun 10, 2016 04:48 |
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Tom Gorman posted:I don't think I get it, what race are we making fun of here. Like I totally got the chiggers thread that was easy. that wasnt a race thing dude those little red hell bugs truly are Something Awful
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# ? Jun 10, 2016 04:52 |
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what the loving hell
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# ? Jun 10, 2016 04:53 |
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Fallows posted:what the loving hell *shines flashlight into your eyes to check for pupil dilation* are you high on bed bugs young man?
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# ? Jun 10, 2016 04:56 |
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Enjoy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2mWxpL03_nU
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# ? Jun 10, 2016 05:02 |
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Whats the backstory behind this place? There is no way this place could get so bad unless someone was literally murdering people in that bed for years
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# ? Jun 10, 2016 05:30 |
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GRILLARY CLINTON posted:personally i smoke aids to get high, for me.
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# ? Jun 10, 2016 05:35 |
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i remember when this video first came out lol its dabs
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# ? Jun 10, 2016 05:46 |
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Bed bugs are much bigger than I thought.
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# ? Jun 10, 2016 05:59 |
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imagine if breaking bad was about bed bugs
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# ? Jun 10, 2016 06:02 |
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breaking bed
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# ? Jun 10, 2016 06:03 |
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satanic splash-back posted:this is why i stick to safer alternatives like huffing gas Akll the cool kids are doing Jenkem
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# ? Jun 10, 2016 06:05 |
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homeless man lying in doorway, smelling of piss: it's a bug's life
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# ? Jun 10, 2016 06:06 |
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i thought that was bee movie
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# ? Jun 10, 2016 06:06 |
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Huff bug every day <---
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# ? Jun 10, 2016 06:12 |
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video is about kidz doin dabz. thanks for sharing, op.
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# ? Jun 10, 2016 06:15 |
if your kid was smoking bedbugs would you even try to stop him or would you just kick them out of your house and forget they ever existed when they turned 16? i don't have a kid so i'm not qualified to answer, but goon parents please tell me what you would do to discipline your bedbug smoking kid.
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# ? Jun 10, 2016 06:19 |
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Digital Fingers posted:if your kid was smoking bedbugs would you even try to stop him or would you just kick them out of your house and forget they ever existed when they turned 16? I'd make em smoke an entire pack of bedbugs and they'd never wanna smoke bedbugs again lemme tell ya
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# ? Jun 10, 2016 06:21 |
mom: jimmy your father and i love you very much and were concerned that maybe your new habit isn't the healthiest thing, if you want to talk we're there for you jimmy: bedbugs are THE poo poo bitchesssss
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# ? Jun 10, 2016 06:25 |
aren't bedbugs hellish indestructible nightmare parasites if all it took to kill them was rolling them in a blunt that seems kinda like a letdown
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# ? Jun 10, 2016 06:32 |
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mom and dad: we're so proud of you jimmy, rehab has really turned your life around <they leave the room> jimmy: <unscrews a/c vent and pulls out vial> time to jump on the mitherfuxken bed
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# ? Jun 10, 2016 06:33 |
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holy poo poo, i love "It's called 'bed bugs'... because it is bed bugs"
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# ? Jun 10, 2016 06:35 |
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President Ark posted:aren't bedbugs hellish indestructible nightmare parasites It's not that they are hard to kill, its that every time we invent a pesticide that works on them they mutate to become resistant to it. They are susceptible to high temperatures though. I read in the old bedbug story thread (which is good if you find it) that one of the effective ways to kill an infestation now is to put a bunch of heaters in a sealed room and cook them.
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# ? Jun 10, 2016 12:23 |
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Hey kids, you wanna buy some BUZZ? *opens trenchcoat to reveal millions of insects crawling all over his body*
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# ? Jun 10, 2016 12:49 |
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Monomythian posted:It's not that they are hard to kill, its that every time we invent a pesticide that works on them they mutate to become resistant to it. I think usually they just use steam cleaning
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# ? Jun 10, 2016 13:46 |
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Bed bugs smell like apples, apparently
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