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welcome to golgotha
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Aug 2, 2016 19:34
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Dimmu Burger
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Aug 2, 2016 19:36
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our specials today are the most unholy necro inverted brisket or the countess bathory virgin blood sauce-slathered spare ribs
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Aug 2, 2016 19:38
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I just got fired for being a cracker.
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Aug 2, 2016 19:38
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legion989 posted:Dimmu Burger
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Aug 2, 2016 19:47
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All drinks served in iced earthenware
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Aug 2, 2016 19:49
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Our meat is slow smoked 12 hours over a burning Norwegian church.
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Aug 2, 2016 19:53
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electric chair fried chicken
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Aug 2, 2016 19:53
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everything on the menu is blackened
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Aug 2, 2016 19:54
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smoked penis sausage in natural human intestine casing
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Aug 2, 2016 19:57
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pulled long pork sandwiches
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Aug 2, 2016 19:57
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The hogs are all butchered in the most inhuman fashion possible via chainsaw gut gently caress.
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Aug 2, 2016 19:58
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When your number is growled, the last person in your party to pick up their order is cloven in twain by a horse claymore
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Aug 2, 2016 20:00
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frying your side order of flushedpuppies in rendered baby fat
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Aug 2, 2016 20:01
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Try the misanthropic 1/2 lb bacon burger served with an unholy pile of hell fries
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Aug 2, 2016 20:01
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the heads of all the bbqd animals are impaled on stakes throughout the restaurant
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Aug 2, 2016 20:02
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I'll take the BBQ Carcass and a Behemoth soda please. My Dying Bride will just have the salad.
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Aug 2, 2016 20:04
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Welcome everyone, I'm your server NightStryke and our special today is HUUUUUUARGHHHHHHH with a side of RAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUGHHHHHHH and scallions. Can I get anyone started with a stein of mead or ice water cold as Death's stalking shadow forever near?
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Aug 2, 2016 20:04
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I went to a BBQ spot run by all metal heads and when I got my food the counter guy was like....this is for LUCKKYYY NUMMBERRRR SIXTY NINE!!!! and the whole kitchen started cheering. That must happen like, 4 times a day right?
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Aug 2, 2016 20:04
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we can't really afford a kitchen and frankly the fancy equipment would ruin the whole aesthetic so we just have a hot plate and a george foreman in the basement
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Aug 2, 2016 20:05
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the entrance to the dining room has a bead curtain doorway. but instead of beads, chains
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Aug 2, 2016 20:06
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there's that metal burger place in Chicago that's pretty good, big burgers
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Aug 2, 2016 20:07
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this restaurant's a one-man gig, i do all the cooking and bussing and waiting on my own the one down the street had a full staff but two of the chefs got in an argument over who could char the meat better and one stabbed the other twenty times, then the hostess blew her own brains out with a shotgun
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Aug 2, 2016 20:09
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garfield hentai posted:then the hostess blew her own brains out with a shotgun
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Aug 2, 2016 20:10
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garfield hentai posted:this restaurant's a one-man gig, i do all the cooking and bussing and waiting on my own that's pretty loving metal
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Aug 2, 2016 20:11
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the cheddar biscuits are amazing
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Aug 2, 2016 20:12
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legion989 posted:Dimmu Burger Brenden Small beat you to this joke, by more than a decade.
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Aug 2, 2016 20:14
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'my name is laquann and i lost both my arms in operation iraqi freedom. thanks to a generous disability payout, i was able to open this fine bbq establishment'
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Aug 2, 2016 20:16
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Excuse me but my child was supposed to get a spiked metal codpiece with his Stranglermeal
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Aug 2, 2016 20:20
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we just really think wwii is cool in an aesthetic way we have a ton of wehrmacht poo poo on the walls but we're not racist or anything that other place i mentioned though has the same stuff and they're totally for real nazis
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Aug 2, 2016 20:22
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The meat is not cooked. At all. The "BBQ Sauce" is just the blood from various animals mixed with ketchup.
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Aug 2, 2016 20:24
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the kid's menu features a smiling, cartoonish Varg Vikernes who leads kids in fun activities like mazes, spot-the-difference, and counting the number of stab wounds in Euronymous
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Aug 2, 2016 20:25
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Remember while setting the tables, the salad fork and spoon go on the left hand side while the chainsaw goes on the right.
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Aug 2, 2016 20:32
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Wafflz posted:Our meat is slow smoked 12 hours over a burning Norwegian church. Lol
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Aug 2, 2016 20:34
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FlimFlam Imam posted:spoon call of the winterspoon hheheheheh I can't resist the taste from the flesh of what mooed I split my tongue for the taste of these meats And bath my food in its sauce Tears from hot sauce return to my eyes that didn't really work as well as i had hoped edit neither did this 
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Aug 2, 2016 20:34
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I'll take the /\}{}\/|//\][ with a side of ||\][{}//|\ please.
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Aug 2, 2016 20:38
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Your total always comes out to 1349
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Aug 2, 2016 20:52
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We specialize in Taake out
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Aug 2, 2016 20:58
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waiter, there's corpse paint in my cole slaw
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Aug 2, 2016 20:59
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G-Golgotha, the poo poo demon? 
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