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I like to flick mine on the tip and tell it to be quiet also I like to pee
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i pee into the shower with a boner in the morning because i'm abpout to shower anyway and also the toilet is too "down" at that time i like to see how high i can arc the stream
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Aug 3, 2016 17:29
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I like to get a chub and then flex the muscle and make it flop up and down
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Aug 3, 2016 17:29
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jerk off with a cheese grater
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Aug 3, 2016 17:31
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I like to slam mine in a car door
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Aug 3, 2016 17:31
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some days i try to wrap it around so it can slide into my butt mixed results so far
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Aug 3, 2016 17:32
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flip the balls over it like they're bug eyes and your dick is a proboscis and there's a giant bearded mosquito staring up at you
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Aug 3, 2016 17:33
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Pee in the shower. Hold your dick and point upwards. Move you hips up and down, or stretch your dick out/compress it. Observe Bernoulli's principle in action. e: oops wrong thread
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Aug 3, 2016 17:34
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I stopped getting boners after that time I tried to lift the fridge by myself
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Aug 3, 2016 17:35
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have you ever put a small fedora on your boner?
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Aug 3, 2016 17:35
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Your hand's on your cock, my hand's on my glock.
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Aug 3, 2016 17:35
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do you ever cum but you're still hard? what's that about
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Aug 3, 2016 17:35
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Use it as a pointing device while giving presentations at the office. Dip it in a bottle of ink and write homo-erotic letters.
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Aug 3, 2016 17:36
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dad gay. so what posted:have you ever put a small fedora on your boner? Mine has an Abraham Lincoln stovepipe hat. and beard
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Aug 3, 2016 17:36
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did you know that if you pee in a girls butt it will make a baby?
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Aug 3, 2016 17:36
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HOT TIP FOR GBS: The username "klurf" has not been taken yet. Namechange now, today!
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Aug 3, 2016 17:37
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I like to flap it back and forth bouncing from thigh to thigh
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Aug 3, 2016 17:46
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I like to do the konami code with my dick and my left and right balls are the A and B buttons respectively then I cum.
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Aug 3, 2016 17:47
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dad gay. so what posted:did you know that if you pee in a girls butt it will make a baby? !!!?
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Aug 3, 2016 17:48
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Turdsdown Tom posted:I like to get a chub and then flex the muscle and make it flop up and down Great way to produce gallons of delicious precum too.
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Aug 3, 2016 17:54
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I spin it in a circle to distract people if I reach an awkward spot in a conversation.
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Aug 3, 2016 17:58
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I can make mine disappear into your moms vag
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Aug 3, 2016 17:59
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Aug 3, 2016 18:09
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sometimes i put it inside a vagina
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Aug 3, 2016 18:17
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a fun trick is to tie your penis into a knot and then get a boner
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Aug 3, 2016 18:35
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i take my boner on all my adventures with me. we're like two peas in a pog
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Aug 3, 2016 18:36
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i beat street fighter 2 using only my dick and balls
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Aug 3, 2016 18:39
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push down on it and let it spring back up and make sound effects liike sproyoyoyoing like that little springy door stop thing
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Aug 3, 2016 18:41
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having a semi-boner is the best for doing the helicopter with your dong
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Aug 3, 2016 18:44
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I can bludgeon criminals bloody in the head with mine
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Aug 3, 2016 18:45
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The helicopter thing hurts my balls. I like to drape a towel over my full torque and make it do the ghost dance.
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Aug 3, 2016 18:46
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I put mine in an explicitly consenting vagina
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Aug 3, 2016 18:46
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dick drips. so what.
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Aug 3, 2016 19:02
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i got one hand in my pocket and the other one's jackin my boner
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Aug 3, 2016 19:03
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Give it the ol' indian rug burn
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Aug 3, 2016 19:11
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Its an integral part of my impression of a cat.
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Aug 3, 2016 19:16
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Throw it at people on the park, then run after it and say "you guys seen my frisbee? Oh here it is!" And just pick it up and walk away like nothing happened 
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Aug 3, 2016 19:28
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A fakie ollie-impossible to dark grind.
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Aug 3, 2016 19:35
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wear athletic shorts on the subway and stare at it until everyone else notices it.
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Aug 3, 2016 19:42
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I hang a plastic bag on it and drop frozen tater tots in one at a time. My record is 87 tots
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Aug 3, 2016 19:44
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