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Tony Homo
Oct 30, 2014

by zen death robot
Are for insecure women who want attention. There really is no legitimate reason to have them other than wanting to be an attention whore.

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Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Thanks Homo

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
Gonna have to agree with this. Not a fan of bolt ons.

Tony Homo
Oct 30, 2014

by zen death robot
Love it when women say "I did it for me" not for the attention.

flick my Mr. Bean
Nov 18, 2014

idk if you've got particularly small tits it's all good but when you go from a B go a D...uh.

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

they're called funbags for a reason

Michael Bayleaf
Jun 4, 2006

Tortured By Flan
Big tits, I love em

Real hurthling!
Sep 11, 2001




if i was a woman with disfigured boobers or had to have them off for cancer i'd probably want to fix that issue and feel normal.

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret
My wife wants a breast reduction surgery.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Science titties. :science:

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
theyre the female version of tattoos

plape tickler
Oct 21, 2012

by Nyc_Tattoo
These might change your mind.

nsfw
Sweet tits

Tarkus
Aug 27, 2000

dunno, preety hawt!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jW3GADwDR-Y

jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007

Edgar posted:

My wife wants a breast reduction surgery

Sorry for your loss

Motherfucker
Jul 16, 2011

I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.
in time you'll come to learn all tits are fake son

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Edgar posted:

My wife wants a breast reduction surgery.

Sever loving sever

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Fake tits are gross. I'd rather have a flat chested woman than some half plastic barbie doll.

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

plape tickler posted:

These might change your mind.

nsfw
Sweet tits

yo dont click this

Beefeater
May 17, 2003

I'm hungry.
Hair Elf

Tony Homo posted:

There really is no legitimate reason to have them other than wanting to be an attention whore.

Or if your pimp/porno producer boss guy demands bigger tits.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Putty posted:

theyre the female version of tattoos

Reckon women can get tatooed, same as a man can eat a steak for breakfast. :clint:

Chill la Chill
Jul 2, 2007

Don't lose your gay


Tits are gross. Flat chested As are the only way to go.

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



boobs

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

Lord Binky posted:

Big tits, I love em

Fukkin :same:

Regrettable
Jan 5, 2010




same

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.
I think it's OK when a nice lady who already has big boobs starts getting a lil older and gravity wreaks it's meanness on her boobs by pulling em down so they're like big pendulous balls so she goes to the dr. and he sclupts them back into how they looked when she was fresh and new and the world was still her oyster :3:

she deserves to be happy imo

damn horror queefs
Oct 14, 2005

say hello
say hello to the man in the elevator

Motherfucker posted:

in time you'll come to learn all tits are fake son

you just blew my mind bro

various cheeses
Jan 24, 2013

I think they look pretty good if not overdone, and they felt ok too.

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it

Tony Homo posted:

Are for insecure women who want attention. There really is no legitimate reason to have them other than wanting to be an attention whore.

Some women have involutional changes after they stop breastfeeding and their boobs turn into empty flaps. That's a pretty legitimate reason.

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

criscodisco posted:

Some women have involutional changes after they stop breastfeeding and their boobs turn into empty flaps. That's a pretty legitimate reason.

Also gracefully aging ladies with ample busoms ravaged by time and Isaac newton looking to repair the damage and restore things like a painting or a house

TeeMerk
Jun 9, 2013

Gatekeeper posted:

Also gracefully aging ladies with ample busoms ravaged by time and Isaac newton looking to repair the damage and restore things like a painting or a house

:eyepop:

Go On

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

nope, I learned my lesson and shall not post about my mom any more, really I've said too much already :^{

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

Awww typo accidentally reveals itself to be adorable hairlip smilie, sad lil cleft palate kid, a good thing cMe from my mistake

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it

Gatekeeper posted:

Also gracefully aging ladies with ample busoms ravaged by time and Isaac newton looking to repair the damage and restore things like a painting or a house

Agreed, there's a lot of pressure for women to always look their best and if they can improve their confidence with a little nip here and there I don't think they should be made to feel shame for that.

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

criscodisco posted:

Agreed, there's a lot of pressure for women to always look their best and if they can improve their confidence with a little nip here and there I don't think they should be made to feel shame for that.



Ugh now vendagoat will show up like a titty-beetlejuice, an oversized circus tittyjuice

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it
No that's just a picture of me I'm the left one.

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


is she mowing the lawn or is that some kind of contraption she needs to physically haul her tits around with

frogge
Apr 7, 2006


As long as they're asphyxiating me I don't care if they're fake or real.
#justcishetmalethings

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.
Been real conflicted lately BC it's summertime which means lots of chicks walkin around with ther titiies on display and it's like on one hand cover those fuckin things up so I don't get driven crazy with titlust like I'm a man with manly urges and natural hormonal actions and it's not fair to tease me and deny me the tits I should be touching and sucklin like a lil kitty on its mama getting milk to grow strong and big but otoh no don't cover up them I wanna see em sooo bad and imagine how they smell underneath where they get a lil sweaty in the summer heat and ugh it's just so hard out there for a man these days :(

Elusif
Jun 9, 2008

god what an awful sentence that was

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Teikanmi
Dec 16, 2006

by R. Guyovich
Fake tits are cool, if they make you happy then go for it and don't let anyone tell you not to be happy

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