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social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



Here I'll tell u how to live when civilization dies by revealing secret combinations of food that contain every essential mineral and amino acid and nutrient. Big kale is telling you u need a bit of everything prepared by a homo who takes 8 minutes to draw an anchor in the top of ur milk froth don't listen to him thanks

Combination: nature valley crunch bars and the tubes of premade polenta and any good multipack of slim jims ("daddy's lunchable")

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Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
i want to die

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
jimmy dean ground sausage mixed with velveeta which is then spread onto an english muffin

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



When I'm doing my brownout drills I like to as we say in the forever here community "stack em and jack em" over a free long weekend with only my closest friends

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
i dunno how it works but your dad somehow lives solely off of his own cum.

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
as long as my handlers keep my spaghetti trough full im complacent, at times even playful

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
if one man does things to another man but there is a sheet of cloth or paper between them it is not technically gay, tony and michael and i practice this during our weekend bugout drills

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



Spam and canned corn. In the biz we call this the double down as neither fully digests the first time so u double down its efficient but I find it tough 2 eat with a boner

A ILL BREAKFAST
Jun 9, 2007

*unsheathes katana*
poo poo and also piss

Jellidelic
Nov 28, 2011

weapons and ammo

Zorodius
Feb 11, 2007

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SUCK THE SHIT STRAIGHT OUT OF MY OWN ASSHOLE.

BUY IT.
peanut butter and squirrel

CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ
i will keep checking in on this thread OP thanks

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



Hershey kisses and the tin foil they come in u can also save the plastic bag to hold water while u treat it with iodine a camel bag is what we call it we like to call it the kiss of life lol Sonia blades hot dude

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



Cum

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Macaroni &

Cheese

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

Fun Shoe
Soylent and anything else.

Soylent provides all the nutrients and vitamins a person needs and tastes like grainy cum. Perfect. And you even get your lifetime dose of lead.

Toys For Twats
Sep 30, 2007
One awesome dude
chicken and veg is a versatile and healthy combo!

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



cabbagedude posted:

chicken and veg is a versatile and healthy combo!

Lol k bud

U probably think vitamin d is a real thing too and not just a ploy to make sure as many people are outside when the bomb hits

Toys For Twats
Sep 30, 2007
One awesome dude

social vegan posted:

Lol k bud

U probably think vitamin d is a real thing too and not just a ploy to make sure as many people are outside when the bomb hits

What the heck is a 'vitamin'

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



cabbagedude posted:

What the heck is a 'vitamin'

A subclass of heavy metals rebranded and responsible for the obesity epidemic in the new world

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



Have you played metal gear solid?

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

social vegan posted:

Have you played metal gear solid?

No

Toys For Twats
Sep 30, 2007
One awesome dude

social vegan posted:

Have you played metal gear solid?

no

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD
eat poo poo and die

(we used to say that a lot im bringing that phrase back from the 80s)

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

lasagna

Libelous Slander
May 1, 2009

... you're just creepy ...

social vegan posted:

Have you played metal gear solid?

No

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Hell yeah

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3
Nov 15, 2003
look no further than the placenta

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Goat cheese burritos. That's like my slummin it mode. :shrug:

client
Aug 19, 2010

fruit by the foot. it's whole foot of fruit!

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug
Major Grey's leg and Major Grey's chutney.

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

chug

tie-dye my titties
Jun 14, 2014

by WE B Boo-ourgeois
Pizza

DICKLORD BONE
Aug 27, 2003
dump a bag of oreos on the floor and eat the oreos off of the floor like a animal you piece of poo poo

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Ispend a lot of time degreasing my pizza before I eat it

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Oooo drat he gonna get the squirts. :shrek:

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
I eat pussy for breakfast lunch and dinner

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Volume posted:

I eat pussy for breakfast lunch and dinner

Where in China do you live?

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Ren and Stimpire
Oct 28, 2013

Fun Shoe
Silica packets and mustard

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