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canpakes
Jul 26, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
:siren: repeat, the eggplant emoji has been deployed.
Stand by for response. Earnestly do we hope, feverently do we pray for the peach emoji or the monkey holding face emoji. Yet if there is no response or a subject change -the judgements of the lord are just and rigtgwous altogether .

Stand by for response

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Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
your name is pancakes with the c and p reversed

you think thats clever

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
I don't even think it looks like a dick so whatever. :colbert:

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
Beep boop am pulling out the big guns for this thread. Voting it one instead of 2 or 3, as is my custom.

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
I got clamp aches all up n down my taintial region

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Kuato posted:

Beep boop am pulling out the big guns for this thread. Voting it one instead of 2 or 3, as is my custom.

attaboi

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Kuato posted:

Beep boop am pulling out the big guns for this thread. Voting it one instead of 2 or 3, as is my custom.

fire away, nigga

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
me and bernie sanders gently caress the same hoes

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
me and donald trump we gently caress the same hoes

emoji
Jun 4, 2004
These threads are so annoying on awful.app for me with all the username highlighting.

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.




I don't get it

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009


lmbo

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug

Hey, Flower Plewds right back atcha.

shovelbum
Oct 21, 2010

Fun Shoe
Is the peach a butt or vagina

canpakes
Jul 26, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

shovelbum posted:

Is the peach a butt or vagina

It's a vagina

canpakes
Jul 26, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
A vulva, rather.

shovelbum
Oct 21, 2010

Fun Shoe
I just like to use the pointy finger hand and the OK finger hand

Roargasm
Oct 21, 2010

Hate to sound sleazy
But tease me
I don't want it if it's that easy
emojis are for women and children h­th

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012


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Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.
That you even mistook the peach I hope you get no reply

ohsosad
Feb 11, 2012

Why is every game i play unbalanced in the other guys favour?
Too many retards, and by retards i mean you guys refuse to eat eggplant and if you do you refuse to salt and then back it properly.


Seriously just try it.


Hell be a real American and try salting it and then frying it and its without a doubt the most amazing fruit you can eat in south east germany.






kill urself.

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Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

🍆

Fiddler on the Reef
Apr 29, 2011



:chanpop:

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Handle with Caution
Nap Ghost

Putty posted:

your name is pancakes with the c and p reversed

you think thats clever

shut the gently caress up putty

GRILLARY CLINTON
Mar 5, 2016

I know the devil is real.
I know the devil is real.

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

I don't even think it looks like a dick so whatever. :colbert:

that's probably because you're white

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

GRILLARY CLINTON posted:

that's probably because you're white

What do Asians have big purple dicks or something? :shrug:

Return Of JimmyJars
Jun 24, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
🍆🍑

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
WHAT THE gently caress IS GOING ON ITT

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
*krusty image*

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

What's your phone number

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
i wish i was gay

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

JakeP posted:

i wish i was gay

You can be if you want to

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

JakeP posted:

i wish i was gay

It's the worst

Return Of JimmyJars
Jun 24, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

paul_soccer10 posted:

What's your phone number

281 330 8004

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop
why not just use the dick emoji

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

i'm gonna stick an eggplant in your rear end op and then emoji all over your face.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Handle with Caution
Nap Ghost

when i find my phone Im gonna call your rear end

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Hell Yeah posted:

i'm gonna stick an eggplant in your rear end op and then emoji all over your face.

Whoa

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get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

gently caress apple for making the pistol emoji into a water gun. now i can't do the skull/explosion/pistol combo

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