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No particular reason. The trailer just caught my eye is all. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7X_j6ZzFOUg
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I'll do anything Arnold tells me
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Advertisements for this stupid piece of poo poo keep popping up on my phone but I know it's bad because it's on a phone so I'm not gonna play.
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Chomp8645 posted:Advertisements for this stupid piece of poo poo keep popping up on my phone but I know it's bad because it's on a phone so I'm not gonna play. I mean, that's what I thought, too. But I dunno now. Part of me is curious about it.
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Mobile Strike as in I want to STRIKE all mobile games from the Earth because they are garbage.
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I can't imagine why, the game seems so juvenile.
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Applewhite posted:I mean, that's what I thought, too. But I dunno now. Part of me is curious about it.
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i see the flying chinook and am instantly reminded that i dont want to play this lovely game i want to play command and conquer generals ill build anywhere
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commadn and conquer generals shockwave is basically the best attempt at "modern" real time strategy
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nigga crab pollock posted:i see the flying chinook and am instantly reminded that i dont want to play this lovely game i want to play command and conquer generals
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a hole-y ghost posted:why woiuld you want to play generals instead of red alert 2, the best c&c game Red Alert 2 lacks the China Bulldozer, the super star of Command and Conquer.
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Ahhh nice location Everything built to spec.
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Applewhite posted:No particular reason. marketing yourself as a model is weird as gently caress olivia used to be like a 150 pound booty chick on youtube who got maybe 100k views a video gain 100 pounds...get 3 1/2 million views? welcome to 2016 my friends
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how's about those fat cats in holloywood just give me a new loving dune da battle for arrakis
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remember when mobile games were like Space Trader on your blackberry this poo poo now just sucks
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Wow what a great game trailer it's like 55 seconds of bizarrely bottom heavy women and 5 seconds of what might be gameplay but probably not.
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EMPIRE DELUXE
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Moridin920 posted:remember when mobile games were like Space Trader on your blackberry Boy do I have news for you ![]()
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Wen u wanna do the Kate Upton Game of War commercial but only have fat women
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extra stout posted:marketing yourself as a model is weird as gently caress Goddess shitlord
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There are ads for this running on TV and I'm pretty sure they had Arnie say "The best defense... is defense."
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extra stout posted:marketing yourself as a model is weird as gently caress Tens of thousans of hot skinny girls on youtub, only a couple hundred with tumorbooties gotta find yer nitch
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Chomp8645 posted:Red Alert 2 lacks the China Bulldozer, the super star of Command and Conquer. the chinese faction literally gets a faction wide unit upgrade called 'nationalism' generals loving rules. red alert does too they can both be good ok
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Neurolimal posted:Tens of thousans of hot skinny girls on youtub, only a couple hundred with tumorbooties i would absolutely slam, im just saying im surprised i have 3 1/3 million comrades now
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Applewhite posted:No particular reason. Would, definitely would, no way.
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Foreskin Problems posted:Boy do I have news for you thank you
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truth be told I never stopped loving Ahnold but I also never lived in the lovely state he was governor of. California get real with me why the gently caress haven't you got the legal weed marketplace like goddamn Colorado beat you to that? Goddamn son. That's some shameful rear end poo poo, California.
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8-Bit Scholar posted:truth be told I never stopped loving Ahnold but I also never lived in the lovely state he was governor of. We've settled for the temporary solution of "everyone and their mother has a medical card to the point of parody". We'll probably get around to it sooner or later because this poo poo isn't fooling anyone.
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thick white bitches (PAWGs) are extremely my poo poo
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Chomp8645 posted:Advertisements for this stupid piece of poo poo keep popping up on my phone but I know it's bad because it's on a phone so I'm not gonna play. trust your instincts
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Seizure Robot posted:thick white bitches (PAWGs) are extremely my poo poo what's your limit? post pics
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extra stout posted:what's your limit? post pics If the breasts don't extend further than the gut it's all over
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nigga crab pollock posted:the chinese faction literally gets a faction wide unit upgrade called 'nationalism' generals loving rules. Chinese infantry general was god drat stupid though with the free infantry in the apcs
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8-Bit Scholar posted:truth be told I never stopped loving Ahnold but I also never lived in the lovely state he was governor of. 3 months
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legal weed that must be crazy is it more expensive where its legal or cheaper?
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Every woman in this ad is far more attractivr than any other ad for any game. Dat Tabria Majors mmmm. Game still looks poo poo though.
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Which one is arnold Who is this commercial even for This was just an excuse for the ad team to hang with thick models for a day, wasn't it. I'm disappointed. I expected better from Lawrence Gilchrist fucked around with this message at 09:02 on Aug 15, 2016 |
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Seizure Robot posted:thick white bitches (PAWGs) are extremely my poo poo top pawg tip: americas super pawg just shot a tosh.0 episode, no idea if he's gonna call her super gross or what but she posted a pic that they shot an episode
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Essentially all phone games that are multiplayer pvp are all about how much cash you spend on the game, the "free to play" ones are much much worse. Almost all of them give you a pretty fun and pleasant experience until a certain point where their target market is solidly hooked, and then they hit a concrete wall that is twenty feet thick and reinforced with cold-forged autism and a gigantic hydraulic press made out of distilled OCD is lowered onto you and omg don't play these games ![]()
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# ? Jun 10, 2024 18:57 |
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applewhite if you wanna meet thick bitches all you have to do is trawl tinder, which you can also play on your phone
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