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a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


The only reason that I woke up for this poo poo is because the dog needed to go out.


The Schedule



The Maps





The :airquote:Expert Picks:airquote:



The Narrative

London Game - 9:30 am EST

IND vs JAC- A BORTion is happening in London this morning.

Sunday - 1pm EST

TEN @ HOU- The team that used to be Houston vs the team that claims to currently be from Houston? Who will aggressively gently caress themselves first? (At least they won't be shipped to London for the abortion)
CLE @ WAS- RG3 lol (Washington probably wins this)
SEA @ NYJ- Liberal college elite supports giving handouts to hungry Seattle secondary
BUF @ NE- Parm gonna get banned. Billy 5 Aces gonna Frankenstein baby Gronk to make his Gronk stronger.
CAR @ ATL- Matt Ryan's been tearing it up against bad teams. Panthers shook.
OAK @ BAL- Oakland seems due for another win. Is Carr more elite than Flacco? If he wins today, he is.
DET @ CHI- Can Detroit rediscover their Jim Bob Cooter magic?

Sunday - 4pm EST

DEN @ TB- Where X=the number of times Jameis Winston raped a lady, the Denver defense plans to deliver 4X illegal headshots to Tampa players.
LA @ ARI- Fisher is going to be employed forever.
NO @ SD- Ross got you covered
DAL @ SF- Dak is cool and good, but he is a Cowboy, so gently caress him.

Streams?

:siren:Go Play 1KOB:siren:


a new study bible! fucked around with this message at 15:59 on Oct 2, 2016

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ZenVulgarity
Oct 9, 2012

I made the hat by transforming my zen

poo poo game incoming

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
Hoping the King of Garbage can net a win here.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

one of my dogs woke up at 6am to go out

dogs are jerks

Parmesan Basil
Nov 12, 2008

TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK
Jags will win.

Suspect Bucket
Jan 15, 2012

SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR
::tearing up:: They're gonna leave Gus in London and the Gus Bus doesn't float and that beautiful man will be stuck surrounded by soccer and cricket players and be SO CONFUSED I'M SCARED GUYS

EvilHawk
Sep 15, 2009

LIVARPOOL!

Klopp's 13pts clear thanks to video ref

I'm glad this dumb gay sport is being played a reasonable time for once and I can watch it on the Queen's Own British Broadcasting Corporation without any of those disgusting adverts :britain:

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


Suspect Bucket posted:

::tearing up:: They're gonna leave Gus in London and the Gus Bus doesn't float and that beautiful man will be stuck surrounded by soccer and cricket players and be SO CONFUSED I'M SCARED GUYS

Gus Bus is double decker, so it doesn't even need to float

The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

If someone kneels during god save the queen, it will create a paradox of Revolutionary War patriotism and social justice that will render every old person's upper torso a moist stump

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver
I can't believe I woke up for this

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Go Colts

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver
This game hasn't even started and I'm already yearning for the sweet embrace of death

Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling
hello mboys

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

I like the NFL in London but I'm also a huge jackass

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


Ehud posted:

one of my dogs woke up at 6am to go out

dogs are jerks

yeah gently caress dogs

The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

can someone explain why international live TV always has weird ghosting/blurring. is it some kind of PAL-to-NTSC side effect

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


JT Jag posted:

This game hasn't even started and I'm already yearning for the sweet embrace of death

You could always just eat some English cuisine lol am i right?

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


just kidding pasties are good

The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

gently caress yea Cromartie

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

cro's doing it

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

It's Enrico Palazzo!

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

I feel like I could be an opera singer

The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

now sing the verse about killing all the slaves

Serotonin
Jul 14, 2001

The history of all hitherto existing society is the history of *blank*

Quest For Glory II posted:

can someone explain why international live TV always has weird ghosting/blurring. is it some kind of PAL-to-NTSC side effect

Must be. Here in the U.K. its nice crisp HD.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

lol I've seen like five Tannehill jerseys in the crowd already

These Brits are my kind of people

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Someone turn down the sliders on her nose.

The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

Ehud posted:

lol I've seen like five Tannehill jerseys in the crowd already

These Brits are my kind of people
much like Brexit, the Dolphins are committed to their Big Stupid Mistake and will see it through to the end

Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling
the English anthem sounds like something some elves would sing in a fantasy movie

EvilHawk
Sep 15, 2009

LIVARPOOL!

Klopp's 13pts clear thanks to video ref

Ehud posted:

lol I've seen like five Tannehill jerseys in the crowd already

These Brits are my kind of people

I saw a kid in a shop in my small town wearing a Bort jersey yesterday, it was really loving weird.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

God attack the Queen
send big dogs after her
that bite her bum

The Little Kielbasa
Mar 29, 2001

and another thing: im not mad. please dont put in the newspaper that i got mad.
Everybody should change their national anthem to La Marseillaise. These songs suck.

Finger Prince
Jan 5, 2007


The Little Kielbasa posted:

Everybody should change their national anthem to La Marseillaise. These songs suck.

French and Italians have the best anthems.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Gynecolojustice posted:

the English anthem sounds like something some elves would sing in a fantasy movie

It reminds me of being forced to tryout for chorus in 4th grade and the music teacher made me sing my country 'tis of thee in front of the class

i never recovered

Democrazy
Oct 16, 2008

If you're not willing to lick the boot, then really why are you in politics lol? Everything is a cycle of just getting stomped on so why do you want to lose to it over and over, just submit like me, I'm very intelligent.
Let's get this shitshow over with.

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

apparantly the Colts are also surprised that football is on this early

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

No green line is weird.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

They always get so excited for special teams

Phobeste
Apr 9, 2006

never, like, count out Touchdown Tom, man
hooray, punt #1 of probably 7000

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

Wow I'm seeing on Twitter that early reports coming in from London, still uncomfirmed, that Blake Bortles is still a very stupid name

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Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 2000

JT Jag posted:

I can't believe I woke up for this

but also:

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