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Let' face it, movies are the worst they have ever been. All over the world people are holding thier noses as stinker after stinker is forced through the loose, floppy anus of the once proud American film industry and onto their local cinema screen. If i made you all powerful dictator of Hollywood what would you do to make movies watchable again? How would you once again inspire childlike joy in movie goers hearts? How would you get butts in those dusty empty seats? I know what I would do. I would take whatever the current trend was on YouTube and make movies about that. Right now that trend happens to be the Reddit True Scary Stories craze. This is where british children read "true" "scary" stories in a YouTube video and its all spooky and whatever. So I would make movies based on those stories and put british kids in the movies so its more authentic. What would you do?
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Full penetration.
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Oct 4, 2016 21:47
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probably move to The Valley and go to school to get a film degree with emphasis in screen writing. and then never do anything with it or even sort of related to film industry
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Oct 4, 2016 21:47
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I feel like Hollywood could really do with some new blood, and therefore would cast myself as all roles in all movies, including narration
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Oct 4, 2016 21:48
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Roylicious posted:Full penetration. this is what i'm talking about. you get like 2 hours of run time, that's more than enough time to leave no hole unviolated
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Oct 4, 2016 21:49
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I'd green light Rollergator 2.
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Oct 4, 2016 21:50
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Have LA PD wall off all exits from LA. Similarly no fly zone over the area with F-14s. Enter an amateur film crew and it's hunting season on all the pedophiles. I think that would fix it.
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Oct 4, 2016 21:51
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this is the poo poo im talking about. i'm telling you british kids reading spook stories is white hot right now! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQMM8VyL9z4
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Oct 4, 2016 21:52
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Helical Nightmares posted:Have LA PD wall off all exits from LA. Similarly no fly zone over the area with F-14s. The most unrealistic part of this fantasy is the F-14s
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Oct 4, 2016 21:53
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Destroy it.
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Oct 4, 2016 21:53
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there are not enough balls shown in movies imo.
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Oct 4, 2016 21:53
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The taint will be the focus of my films.
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Oct 4, 2016 21:55
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i would hunt humans into extinction. let the next arguably sentient species give making movies a shot.
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Oct 4, 2016 21:56
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i just thought of a horror movie where a guy eats all of his toes but then it turns out a vampire is after him and he cant run away bec he ate his own toes. i guess its like one of those ironic twist endings twighlight zone style you know?
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Oct 4, 2016 21:56
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A true feminist society would show more vag in the silver screen
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Oct 4, 2016 21:57
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bring back the nazis
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Oct 4, 2016 21:57
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let everyone bring a gun and give points for shooting the bad guy whenever hes on screen
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Oct 4, 2016 21:57
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if you shoot a good guy or one of the other people watching the movie you lose points
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Oct 4, 2016 21:58
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Stop making new films, just re-release old ones. Yeah, I suppose you could watch three hours of your favorite superheroes being turned into psychopaths by an overgrown edgelord teenager. OR... you could watch Commando.
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Oct 4, 2016 21:58
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For starters, line up all the current senior writers on a wall, douse them in boiling acid and flaming napalm while the apprentice writers watch what will happen to them if they produce bullshit. Probably slash the throats of a lot of executives and pile them up as a totem to the rest while I'm at it. In truth the whole drat industry needs to be gutted out and tossed in the protein recycler.
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Oct 4, 2016 22:00
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if you shoot an extra you only get 1 point
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Oct 4, 2016 22:01
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MORE TRANSFORMER MOVIES BIOTCH
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Oct 4, 2016 22:01
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Probably just shoot out a bunch of well written competently acted high concept low budget exploitation with good soundtracks. Hollywood should go back to the Cannon/American International model of film making.
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Oct 4, 2016 22:02
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Remake bumfights in the marvel universe
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Oct 4, 2016 22:03
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Actually, gently caress it. All movies to be replaced with Commando, Robocop, Die Hard and The Transformers: The Movie. Cinemas will be packed.
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Oct 4, 2016 22:04
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studio executives need to resume making their decisions on which projects to fund while high out of the entire goddamned solar system on cocaine
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Oct 4, 2016 22:05
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i have another movie idea about a scientist who invented the vaccine for cancer but the catch is that is gives you instant acute stage 6 rear end rabies which is not terminal but is very itchy to say the least. a secret agent like a jason bourne type guy comes to save the sexy scientist from her lab and thats when we find out he is his own mom from 2000 years ago. turns out one of the cancer vaccines was to get in a time machine and go back to when you didnt have it yet and get the vaccine then. but due to a paradox of timespace anyone who gets in the time machine becomes thier own mother. its very cerebral. i think audiences are ready for this type of film.
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Oct 4, 2016 22:05
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vote on your smartphone to decide what happens next in the movie
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Oct 4, 2016 22:05
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titty the movie
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Oct 4, 2016 22:06
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titties 2: the return
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Oct 4, 2016 22:06
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flash mob the flash dance sequel
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Oct 4, 2016 22:07
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Exile my rival Max Landis to an island, preferably the one Napoleon got sent to because I'm a history buff like that.
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Oct 4, 2016 22:07
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Magic: The Gathering: The Movie.
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Oct 4, 2016 22:13
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Bob James posted:Magic: The Gathering: The Movie. Um.. hello? is this Hollywood? yeah, hi. listen, you need to send the money truck to Bob James place ASAP. Now! Right now!
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Oct 4, 2016 22:15
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No sequels No 3D Movie is either NC-17 or PG Steven Spielberg has to make a movie where the Germans are good guys David Lynch gets to go onto any set and do whatever he wants
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Oct 4, 2016 22:16
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Separate but equal showtimes
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Oct 4, 2016 22:17
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id give em a *POW* in the right nd a *POP* in the left side of they-re heads
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Oct 4, 2016 22:18
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Destroy China, and every current movie exec in Hollywood. It's connected trust me.
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Oct 4, 2016 22:18
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Movies based on... *Squints at "Best videogame of all time" list* Legend of Zella: Orca of Time, Sixty Four Marios, and Tetris.
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Oct 4, 2016 22:21
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KCRW had a thing about all the discrimination in Hollywood and how its unfair representations and poo poo, but like, it wasnt even race or gender, the person was whining that not enough movies star old people lmfbo
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