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Drunk Nerds
Jan 25, 2011

Just close your eyes
Fun Shoe
Even the PUSSY!

http://www.cnn.com/2016/10/07/politics/donald-trump-women-vulgar/index.html

If you were a star with orange skin and bad hair, where would you grab woman?

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Verily I Shat
May 24, 2015

by Smythe
I'd catch her right in the queef

Drunk Nerds
Jan 25, 2011

Just close your eyes
Fun Shoe
Mod note: please save this thread for 11 years when I will run for president: Voters need to know I'm more than a hover hand

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
So is Trump like the alpha oompha loompha? I play that Willie Wonka slot from time to time, it's a fun machine to play once in a while.

Dial-a-Dog
May 22, 2001
Trump's apology rules, 'sorry if you got offended, babies'

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
why dont you grab yourself a clue, bozo

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR
the year is 2016: cnn is still claimed to be a source of journalism, even in the finest forum: gbs.

the word 'leak' becomes modified into 'released by the guy who was recording it for a show'

actual leaks are reduced as LONG BORING, ''RUSSIAN'' thievery

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
Well you see, bill clinton said worse so...

dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot

Lime Tonics posted:

Well you see, bill clinton said worse so...

and putin's real scary too...

dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot
RIP the republingcan party

you tried to halp the working man and free the slaves

you did the latter and then got punked

1854-probably 1880s

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
Just locker room talk you guys, gees.

edit : CNN is having a field day with this, "HE IS A WOMAN MOLESTER". He is though so...

dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot
too bad he wasn't a soldier or a halliburton employee, he coulda gotten away with it

.lnk to the past
May 3, 2005

psoting while drunk
trump remains unstumped

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!
Ok it was funny for a while but now I am real sick of hearing about this man

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
He is skipping the event tomorrow now.

Verily I Shat
May 24, 2015

by Smythe
One of two people competing to run a country.

loving LOL

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Verily I Shat posted:

I'd catch her right in the queef

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

i'm going to vote for trump right in the pussy

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Boy, that "autopsy" the GOP conducted in 2013 was really a smashing success!

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
The republican party is stun locked. It's great.

https://twitter.com/JebBush/status/784530223605903360?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

DoctorStrangelove
Jun 7, 2012

IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!

MAKE AMERICA GROPE AGAIN!

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007


oh yeah how did those two talking points get made smart guy?

that's right - people hosed.

Keg
Sep 22, 2014

DoctorStrangelove posted:

MAKE AMERICA GROPE AGAIN!

Haha

texasmed
May 27, 2004

Lime Tonics posted:

Well you see, bill clinton did worse so...

ftfy

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Enfield posted:

why dont you grab yourself a clue, bozo

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






hth posted:

oh yeah how did those two talking points get made smart guy?

that's right - people hosed.

Now all I can imagine in my mind is Jeb Bush grabbing pussy left and right. drat you.

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald

extra stout posted:

the year is 2016: cnn is still claimed to be a source of journalism, even in the finest forum: gbs.

the word 'leak' becomes modified into 'released by the guy who was recording it for a show'

actual leaks are reduced as LONG BORING, ''RUSSIAN'' thievery

Grabbemm right in the pussy

(Trump grabbed yours)



(He's a star tho)

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Paul Ryan canceled their upcoming joint appearance, hah.....that absolutely gives everyone else in the GOP permission to jump ship like a bunch of rats.

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
It is never to late to vote third pahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahha

we're doomed.

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

haljordan posted:

Paul Ryan canceled their upcoming joint appearance, hah.....that absolutely gives everyone else in the GOP to jump ship like a bunch of rats.

Remember when Paul Ryan came out and said "look, it's racist but he has a lot of other good ideas"?

gently caress Paul Ryan

edit: also gently caress the racist rear end GOP

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Realtalk: I'm gonna write-in

We're hosed either way, so I'll not have my conscience weighed upon for the next 4 years, boy I tell you hwat

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






...and the pitch! posted:

gently caress Paul Ryan

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gently caress Paul Ryan

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gently caress Paul Ryan

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gently caress Paul Ryan

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gently caress Paul Ryan

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gently caress Paul Ryan

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gently caress Paul Ryan

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gently caress Paul Ryan

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gently caress Paul Ryan

...and the pitch! posted:

gently caress Paul Ryan

...and the pitch! posted:

gently caress Paul Ryan

...and the pitch! posted:

gently caress Paul Ryan

...and the pitch! posted:

gently caress Paul Ryan

...and the pitch! posted:

gently caress Paul Ryan

...and the pitch! posted:

gently caress Paul Ryan

texasmed
May 27, 2004
hillary also canceled her plans for tomorrow because she needs an oil change and reprogramming before the debate

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
What's the point of being rich if you can't grab some tits and pussies?

Tolkien minority
Feb 14, 2012


uh even if u grab girls by the pussy its prob not a good idea to say out loud while being taped "i grab girls by the pussy when i meet them"

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Tolkien minority posted:

uh even if u grab girls by the pussy its prob not a good idea to say out loud while being taped "i grab girls by the pussy when i meet them"

look, hindsight is 20/20 friend

VR Native American
May 1, 2009
Gun Saliva
If only Trimp had put a cigar in a puss like a normal politician ;_;

theperminator
Sep 16, 2009

by Smythe
Fun Shoe
I only grab the pussy after they've signed a consent form and had it witnessed in front of their lawyer.

Luxury Communism
Aug 22, 2015

by Lowtax
remember to only grab a pussy if they let you.

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glowing-fish
Feb 18, 2013

Keep grinding,
I hope you level up! :)

theperminator posted:

I only grab the pussy after they've signed a consent form and had it witnessed in front of their lawyer.

Maybe use two lawyers?

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