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No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

Not sure what to make of this. Is it art? Is it lazy interior design? Is this why my haircut costs more than Supercuts $7 Power Hour Special?

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Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Russians have been putting carpets on walls for generations

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

it's called a tapestry dumbass

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

I thought a tapestry had a design or image on it.

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


an angry customer punched a hole in the wall earlier today and all they had lying around to cover it up was a curtain rod and a bath mat

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

To be clear, this is just weird fuzzy carpet hanging from a curtain rod.

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


op have you checked if this "carpet" is made of human hair?

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

MiracleWhale posted:

op have you checked if this "carpet" is made of human hair?

Upon inspection I can discern it is not made of human anything.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

No. 6 posted:

Not sure what to make of this. Is it art? Is it lazy interior design? Is this why my haircut costs more than Supercuts $7 Power Hour Special?


You found my cumrag! :peanut: Thanks, op!

Strategic Tea
Sep 1, 2012

post ur hipster haircut

I think it looks pretty cool actually :)

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

No. 6 posted:

Upon inspection I can discern it is not made of human anything.

youre lying to yourself if you think for one hot minute that thing hasnt been jizzed on

always assume any fabric anywhere has or had gabagool sprayed on it.

AKA Pseudonym
May 16, 2004

A dashing and sophisticated young man
Doctor Rope
You're supposed to rub your dick on it. They'll think your weird if you don't.

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

Strategic Tea posted:

post ur hipster haircut

I think it looks pretty cool actually :)

Here it is about a week and a half ago. Getting too shaggy. I've hidden (some of) my shame from the internets.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
trying to find something to talk poo poo on you for but i can't really...

nice fuckin shirt i guess

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
That's actually the carpet that was in the oval office when Bill got a BJ from Lewinski. They say his cum was so potent, you can still smell it to this day.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
See if the drapes match the carpet

Commie Lasorda
May 15, 2009

IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME!

Moridin920 posted:

trying to find something to talk poo poo on you for but i can't really...

nice fuckin shirt i guess

He DOES have an iPhone but then again they're more en vogue than having another brand blast your prune pouch off your crotch while it's in your pocket.

I guess your face looks like a jet black smudge of poo poo, op

There that's all I got

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
I think what Moridin is saying is that he wants to bump uglies with you No. 6 :ssh:

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
yea sure

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
Your arm needs a haircut too

The_end
May 17, 2014
How much do they charge?

Zorodius
Feb 11, 2007

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SUCK THE SHIT STRAIGHT OUT OF MY OWN ASSHOLE.

BUY IT.
... says the rear end in a top hat who's been walking on the walls the whole time

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008


This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

No. 6 posted:

Here it is about a week and a half ago. Getting too shaggy. I've hidden (some of) my shame from the internets.



are you Rachel Maddow?

Joust
Dec 7, 2007

No Ledges.
Nice Ralp-pattern on those chairs. Classy joint.

Basch lives!
May 31, 2011
Grimy Drawer
Dinosaur Gum

Moridin920 posted:

nice fuckin shirt i guess

Goons Are Gifts
Jan 1, 1970

Moridin920 posted:

nice fuckin shirt i guess

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

are you Rachel Maddow?

Lmao

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



No. 6 posted:

Here it is about a week and a half ago. Getting too shaggy. I've hidden (some of) my shame from the internets.



http://i.imgur.com/NRUB8fI.mp4

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.
I suggest you find a different place to get your haircut next time

Speleothing
May 6, 2008

Spare batteries are pretty key.
It's for rubbing your face on.

It'll feel good.

12gaugelobotomy
Apr 25, 2012
Just shave your own head at home like i do. it significantly decreases the chances of wall carpet encounters and social interaction by not having to go outside.

Cheaper too as long you don't mind kind of looking like a neo nazi. Which again cuts down on the social interaction when you do have to leave the house for some reason.

EVIL NOONER
Oct 8, 2016

by exmarx
op has a sexy hand

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
I'm the hair stylist's belly fat pressing into your arm.

EVIL NOONER
Oct 8, 2016

by exmarx

Wicker Man posted:

I'm the hair stylist's belly fat pressing into your arm.

i'm the clueless customer in the chair that has no idea where to put his arms and is completely ok with his barbers nuts dragging all over

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Wicker Man posted:

I'm the hair stylist's belly fat pressing into your arm.

I get the breast brush quite often :smug:

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

No. 6 posted:

Here it is about a week and a half ago. Getting too shaggy. I've hidden (some of) my shame from the internets.



You should have blacked out the Apple logo to hide more of your shame. HTH.

Kirk Vikernes fucked around with this message at 17:21 on Oct 13, 2016

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Moridin920 posted:

trying to find something to talk poo poo on you for but i can't really...

nice fuckin shirt i guess

likely denim on denim

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



OP, evidence in that photo suggests you are a stereotypical lesbian. c/d

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

No. 6 posted:

Here it is about a week and a half ago. Getting too shaggy. I've hidden (some of) my shame from the internets.



get another haircut, that is a loving abomination lmfao

I bet your face is as douchey as your haircut

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Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
OP Does that style have a name?

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