Announcement Discussion: Let's Make Something Awful Again!

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ass: Sep 22, 2011; Young Orc

Why aren't you donating? Don't you want a personal drawn spaceship? Don't you wish search would never break again?

Send your money to Something Awful LLC, today.

# ? Oct 17, 2016 22:45

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Pimpcasso: Mar 13, 2002; VOLS BITCH

No I do not want a spaceship

# ? Oct 17, 2016 22:50

CharlestonJew: Jul 7, 2011; Illegal Hen

I'll probably donate and my spaceship will be better than any of your fuckin spaceships

# ? Oct 17, 2016 22:52

symbolic: Nov 2, 2014

I like "Yams Fan" too much to change.

# ? Oct 17, 2016 22:53

Kirk Vikernes: Apr 26, 2004; Count Goatnackh

I'm not sure what the hell you're talking about op. I use the awful app so maybe I'm missing a banner or something but I'm not getting told what to do by an '11.

# ? Oct 17, 2016 22:54

phasmid: Jan 16, 2015; Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY

I give lots of money. I'm Dare.

# ? Oct 17, 2016 23:09

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Popped $10 because I'm broke and want my jpg spaceship to be a scrappy underdog that gets blown up by the $100k jpg spaceships.

# ? Oct 17, 2016 23:20

somecallmetim: Mar 30, 2004

I like brokn websites though...

# ? Oct 17, 2016 23:22

ass: Sep 22, 2011; Young Orc

Mega64 posted:

Popped $10 because I'm broke and want my jpg spaceship to be a scrappy underdog that gets blown up by the $100k jpg spaceships.

Sticky please.

# ? Oct 17, 2016 23:24

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD: Jan 21, 2007

im going to buy custom avs for all the shitsuckers who deserve it as soon as my check from the state clears

# ? Oct 17, 2016 23:35

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

rear end posted:

Sticky please.

I'll do it but only because there's not enough stickies.

e: Oh neat got a donation tag now too.

Mega64 fucked around with this message at 23:40 on Oct 17, 2016

# ? Oct 17, 2016 23:36

myDad: Jan 20, 2010; ce n'est pas ma m�re; College Slice

hth posted:

im going to buy custom avs for all the shitsuckers who deserve it as soon as my check from the state clears

pick me

# ? Oct 17, 2016 23:40

ass: Sep 22, 2011; Young Orc

Mega64 posted:

I'll do it but only because there's not enough stickies.

e: Oh neat got a donation tag now too.

Thank you. Voted 5.

# ? Oct 17, 2016 23:40

let it mellow: Jun 1, 2000; Dinosaur Gum

we are the Funyuns posted:

I'm not sure what the hell you're talking about op. I use the awful app so maybe I'm missing a banner or something but I'm not getting told what to do by an '11.

same does someone have a link

# ? Oct 17, 2016 23:47

C-Euro: Mar 20, 2010; Soiled Meat

I donated because I'm bad with money and spend too much time on this dumb website and want it to be better.

E: Hell yeah I forgot I get one of those little tags for donating.

# ? Oct 17, 2016 23:49

Isaac: Aug 3, 2006; Fun Shoe

I sent lowtax some money because I like this web site

# ? Oct 17, 2016 23:49

Isaac: Aug 3, 2006; Fun Shoe

Im getting pretty excited about my space ship

# ? Oct 17, 2016 23:56

CharlestonJew: Jul 7, 2011; Illegal Hen

This is gonna be the bird prizes all over again

# ? Oct 18, 2016 00:02

Hogge Wild: Aug 21, 2012; by FactsAreUseless; Pillbug

Can't send anything this month.

# ? Oct 18, 2016 00:03

Murray Mantoinette: Jun 11, 2005; ＴＨＥＰＯＳＴＳＭＵＳＴＦＬＯＷ; Clapping Larry

let it mellow posted:

same does someone have a link

http://goatse.cx/hello.jpg

Sorry that's the only link I have on me right now.

# ? Oct 18, 2016 00:06

Hector Beerlioz: Jun 16, 2010; aw, hec

I gave all my donating money to Bernie Sanders, sorry Lowtix

# ? Oct 18, 2016 00:06

let it mellow: Jun 1, 2000; Dinosaur Gum

Murray Mantoinette posted:

http://goatse.cx/hello.jpg

Sorry that's the only link I have on me right now.

thank u

# ? Oct 18, 2016 00:09

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; "From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.; Buglord

I want to remain a bug lord

# ? Oct 18, 2016 00:11

EvilJoven: Mar 18, 2005; NOBODY,IN THE HISTORY OF EVER, HAS ASKED OR CARED WHAT CANADA THINKS. YOU ARE NOT A COUNTRY. YOUR MONEY HAS THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND ON IT. IF YOU DIG AROUND IN YOUR BACKYARD, NATIVE SKELETONS WOULD EXPLODE OUT OF YOUR LAWN LIKE THE END OF POLTERGEIST. CANADA IS SO POLITE, EH?; Fun Shoe

I love this dead gay forum so I'm going to donate and then when I get my picture of a spaceship I'm going to make a thread where I call Lowtax a gigantic human being who can't draw spaceships for poo poo so he'll ban me and then I'll rereg and buy my AV back so he has even more money.

Because I really love this dead gay forum.

# ? Oct 18, 2016 00:14

Saint Isaias Boner: Jan 17, 2007; hi how are you ♥

lowtax already has all my money and all that hair i mailed him

# ? Oct 18, 2016 00:30

Isaac: Aug 3, 2006; Fun Shoe

Im hoping my spaceship will have good stats

# ? Oct 18, 2016 00:32

Isaac: Aug 3, 2006; Fun Shoe

One of the stats could be a really high number, such as a million. Id be very pleased with a million.

# ? Oct 18, 2016 00:33

CharlestonJew: Jul 7, 2011; Illegal Hen

Saint Isaias Boner posted:

lowtax already has all my money and all that hair i mailed him

you dumbass now he can control you whenever he wants with voodoo magic

# ? Oct 18, 2016 00:41

Saint Isaias Boner: Jan 17, 2007; hi how are you ♥

CharlestonJew posted:

you dumbass now he can control you whenever he wants with voodoo magic

its not mine

# ? Oct 18, 2016 00:44

Shinjobi: Jul 10, 2008; Gravy Boat 2k

Mega64 posted:

Popped $10 because I'm broke and want my jpg spaceship to be a scrappy underdog that gets blown up by the $100k jpg spaceships.

I'm gonna donate 15 and my ship is gonna poop on yours

# ? Oct 18, 2016 01:13

Isaac: Aug 3, 2006; Fun Shoe

Shinjobi posted:

I'm gonna donate 15 and my ship is gonna poop on yours

I did $20, my stats are gonna take your HP down to 0 before you can do that to me.

# ? Oct 18, 2016 01:16

Shinjobi: Jul 10, 2008; Gravy Boat 2k

Isaac posted:

I did $20, my stats are gonna take your HP down to 0 before you can do that to me.

# ? Oct 18, 2016 01:17

humpthewind: Jan 8, 2007; Noblest of all dogs is the hot-dog; it feeds the hand that bites it.

Someone link the donations page for us filthy app users

# ? Oct 18, 2016 01:18

Shinjobi: Jul 10, 2008; Gravy Boat 2k

https://secure.somethingawful.com/products/donate.php

Click there to make your hand drawn spaceship dreams come true

# ? Oct 18, 2016 01:25

let it mellow: Jun 1, 2000; Dinosaur Gum

I am curious about the donation page. What exactly is the problem are we trying to have solved? I ask because I donated $150 or $200, something like that, last time and am uncertain what was accomplished. I love these forums but would like to know there's a plan this time.

E: ^^^. Thanks but that is the donate only page. Can you link the explanation?

# ? Oct 18, 2016 01:27

1st_Panzer_Div.: May 11, 2005; Grimey Drawer

let it mellow posted:

I am curious about the donation page. What exactly is the problem are we trying to have solved? I ask because I donated $150 or $200, something like that, last time and am uncertain what was accomplished. I love these forums but would like to know there's a plan this time.

E: ^^^. Thanks but that is the donate only page. Can you link the explanation?

It's the thread stickied everywhere? Dead forums don't generate money, we iz broke

# ? Oct 18, 2016 01:29

let it mellow: Jun 1, 2000; Dinosaur Gum

1st_Panzer_Div. posted:

It's the thread stickied everywhere? Dead forums don't generate money, we iz broke

I do not see this thread on the awful app, which is why I asked. I know the app isn't official and have no idea why it isn't showing up, but here we are.

# ? Oct 18, 2016 01:30

Shinjobi: Jul 10, 2008; Gravy Boat 2k

quote:

As you may or may not know, we're currently in the process of moving off this old-rear end rickety shitbarge known as vB and migrating to a BRAND NEW PACKAGE OF WONDERFUL FORUM SOFTWARE THAT OFFERS FEATURES YOU WOULD'VE NEVER BELIEVED WERE POSSIBLE BACK IN 2002 OR 172 FOR THAT MATTER!

Also as you may or may not know WE DON'T HAVE MUCH MONEY BECAUSE WE'RE NOT POPULAR OR COOL ANYMORE AND EVERYBODY HAS MOVED ON TO poo poo LIKE SNAPCHAT OR INSTAGERM OR CLOWNCAR OR WHATEVER! So we're going to simply copy the quickest and easiest way to generate revenue in the history of the universe, which is do it the Star Citizen way!

If you donate now, I will personally draw and email to you a jpeg spaceship OF YOUR VERY OWN! Completely unique and amazing, each digital spaceship will have its own stats, numbers, weapons, and various other poo poo I come up with the drunker I get. The more money you donate, the bigger and better and more awesomer spaceship you will receive! Like if you donate under $10, I'll just send you a copy of six lines which may or may not intersect with each other, but if you donate $100,000,000... hoo boy, I'll spend at least 10 minutes on your drawing. It'll have the best stats, the biggest numbers, a bunch of weapons, all that poo poo. Nobody will be able to beat your awesome digital jpg spaceship!

And just like Star Citizen, these spaceships WILL ACTUALLY BE PLAYABLE in a future release! We guarantee it! You'll be able to shoot other spaceships with your spaceship in the upcoming SA Forums MMO: Spaceman Spaceship Wars (In Space), which will ship with SA Forums 20.0!

This is not a joke! I'm dead serious, especially about the being broke as a clown part, and I'm ready to start pumping out digital jpg spaceships for all the brave Goon Citizens who volunteer to take yet another hit in their wallet for the sake of a dumb outdated gay dead forum.

Please send us all your money now and reap the amazing rewards digital jpg spaceships of your dreams!

# ? Oct 18, 2016 01:36

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; "From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.; Buglord

I bought no-ads and archives instead

# ? Oct 18, 2016 01:36

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Isaac: Aug 3, 2006; Fun Shoe

Improbable Lobster posted:

I bought no-ads and archives instead

People gonna make mincemeat outta you in the 'verse

# ? Oct 18, 2016 01:40

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