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Maneki Neko
Oct 27, 2000

https://www.facebook.com/chicktracts/?ref=page_internal



My favorite might have been the one about dungeons and dragons, althoguh there's a lot of good ones about homos

http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0046/0046_01.asp

Maneki Neko fucked around with this message at 19:46 on Oct 24, 2016

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Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"
Chick died? Lol

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
he's with moon god now

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
iirc this man actually defended his funny comics by posting on this website. He might be really dumb but he was also really brave.

Accordion Man
Nov 7, 2012


Buglord

Mozi posted:

he's with moon god now
Moon god?

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
also holy poo poo 92? I'd better find jesus soon or I'll never make it that long.

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
:catholic::rip:

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug
Does anyone have the full rear end sandwich tract?

Hogge Wild fucked around with this message at 19:55 on Oct 24, 2016

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
RIP in peace, he just wanted to do his part to make the world a better place

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
I pray that as he transitioned from fever dreams to the void there was just enough consciousness left to realize there is no god.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Goon mod?

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen
He's in a better place now, Hell.

rezatahs
Jun 9, 2001

by Smythe

Feminasty Slut posted:

I pray that as he transitioned from fever dreams to the void there was just enough consciousness left to realize there is no god.

:same:

Vastarien
Dec 20, 2012

Where I live is nightmare, thus a certain nonchalance.



Buglord
That guy gets a thread for kicking the bucket but this guy doesn't?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGNiXGX2nLU

smh

Zorodius
Feb 11, 2007

EA GAMES' MASTERPIECE 'MADDEN 2018 G.O.A.T. EDITION' IS A GLORIOUS TRIUMPH OF ART AND TECHNOLOGY. IT BRINGS GAMEDAY RIGHT TO THE PLAYER AND WHOEVER SAYS OTHERWISE CAN, YOU GUESSED IT...
SUCK THE SHIT STRAIGHT OUT OF MY OWN ASSHOLE.

BUY IT.
is it too much to wish that Rob Liefeld would illustrate a Chick Tract?

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
He was right to warn children away from Dungeons and Dragons

DoctorStrangelove
Jun 7, 2012

IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!

The papal conspiracy ones were always my favorites.

LawfulWaffle
Mar 11, 2014

Well, that aligns with the vibes I was getting. Which was, like, "normal" kinda vibes.
Imagine going your whole life making religious warnings for other people and then forgetting to accept Christ into your own heart. How embarrassing!

Redmanred
Aug 29, 2005

My hometown japan
:japan:

DoctorStrangelove posted:

The papal conspiracy ones were always my favorites.

The popes invented communism to get back at the orthodox church.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Redmanred posted:

The popes invented communism to get back at the orthodox church.

Wow, what a jerk! I can't believe we invited him to speak to Congress smdh.

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

Neutrino
Mar 8, 2006

Fallen Rib

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

time to meet your maker, mother fucker. hint: it ain't jesus

DoctorStrangelove
Jun 7, 2012

IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!

get that OUT of my face posted:

time to meet your maker, mother fucker. hint: it ain't jesus



Satan is a jabroni mark and I kicked his rear end in DOOM.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

DoctorStrangelove posted:

Satan is a jabroni mark and I kicked his rear end in DOOM.

:hellyeah:

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

Mozi posted:

he's with moon god now

I don't think he was a muslim.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

get that OUT of my face posted:

time to meet your maker, mother fucker. hint: it ain't jesus



but like if that was the plan all along then why is the devil nefarious or evil or something i don't get it

why is there even a devil that seems like a fabrication on the artist's part imo

Nut to Butt
Apr 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
i hope they get the person who leaves them on my car next

limaCAT
Dec 22, 2007

il pistone e male
Slippery Tilde

Nut to Butt posted:

i hope they get the person who leaves them on my car next

Just hide that dnd redbox in the trunk you idiot

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Vastarien posted:

That guy gets a thread for kicking the bucket but this guy doesn't?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGNiXGX2nLU

smh

Bobby Vee died today as well. Not a good day to be an artist.

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

2016 don't give no fucks.

Groke
Jul 27, 2007
New Adventures In Mom Strength
RIP you crazy old fanatic. You gave the world much unintentional humour.

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

Groke posted:

RIP you crazy old fanatic. You gave the world much unintentional humour.
he was the greatest source of that known to mankind

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
im a satanist and actually halloween is v offensive to my culture

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

Post the sexiest chick tract villains and devils you got.

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
wait jack chick was a real person and not just a pen name used by a group of writers?

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Redmanred posted:

The popes invented communism to get back at the orthodox church.

Don't forget about how they also created Islam and Nazis for... reasons?

Yaldabaoth posted:

wait jack chick was a real person and not just a pen name used by a group of writers?

It's highly suspicious that he was able to continue cranking out comics in the year 2016. He probably had a demonic pact or some poo poo.

Groke
Jul 27, 2007
New Adventures In Mom Strength

get that OUT of my face posted:

he was the greatest source of that known to mankind

I certainly cannot think of anyone else with more staying power. Decade after decade, tract after tract.

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bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Does anyone know how Debbie cast that spell that made her dad buy her stuff?

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