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So the home association in my neighborhood is claiming I can't cover MY yard in various qualities of razor and barbed wire. My question is why doesn't everyone cover their yards in this stuff? It cut(  ) down on all those lovely kids using my property as a shortcut to the quarry!
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Nov 1, 2016 13:25
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LOL if you live in a neighborhood with a HOA. Way to deliberately put yourself at the mercy of old people and stay at home moms.
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Nov 1, 2016 13:27
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EvilJoven posted:LOL if you live in a neighborhood with a HOA. Way to deliberately put yourself at the mercy of old people and stay at home moms. I didn't join I am sort of the "bad boy" in the neighborhood but I inherited the property from My grand father so I have the grand father clause and they can't get rid of me
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Nov 1, 2016 13:29
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What about broken glass? Does it mention that you can't cover your yard with broken glass?
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Nov 1, 2016 13:32
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FlimFlam Imam posted:What about broken glass? Does it mention that you can't cover your yard with broken glass? That's a good question maybe tha will kill some of the weeds growing cause lol I'm not mowing my lawn til spring
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Nov 1, 2016 13:38
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Hi im ray z. wire and this is my wife barbara howr u
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Nov 1, 2016 14:07
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Cover the barbed wire with strips of green indoor / outdoor carpeting and say they're hedges.
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Nov 1, 2016 14:10
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try claymore mines
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Nov 1, 2016 14:15
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this is why i live in an apartment, lotta windows make it harder to see the pellet gun barrel
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Nov 1, 2016 14:19
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fill your yard with sharp rocks and trip wires and dump your poo poo bucket on the rocks.
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Nov 1, 2016 14:20
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Yeah, do this OP, but with your fence. Use glue. Match the color of the glass to your fence, so people can't spot it at night. Maybe those drat kids will then nick an artery or something while trying to jump the fence and bleed out. Build that wall.
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Nov 1, 2016 14:22
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Nov 1, 2016 14:25
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 just go all out op, cmon
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Nov 1, 2016 14:30
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If you have trees, I recommend a bunch of fishing line with fish hooks.
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Nov 1, 2016 14:42
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I've noticed caltrops and high grass keeps out pests like raccoons and toddlers.
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Nov 1, 2016 14:43
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An inexpensive land mine consisting of old pipes, a spring, a nail, and shotgun shells.
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Nov 1, 2016 14:47
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Edgar posted:If you have trees, I recommend a bunch of fishing line with fish hooks. TheLightPurges posted:I've noticed caltrops and high grass keeps out pests like raccoons and toddlers. I like these ideas, especially the fish hooks cause it would be hard for those pesky home owners association council people to see it from the street. but listen i dont want to harm the kids i just dont want them to use my lawn for short cuts, and to be honest that quarry has killed more than a handful of kids but what do i know!
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Nov 1, 2016 14:58
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also lol if they think imma stop working on my big block chevy on my front lawn!
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Nov 1, 2016 14:59
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Fascination with building traps is a theorized herald of aspergers thought you all should know
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Nov 1, 2016 15:01
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Toadvine posted:Fascination with building traps is a theorized herald of aspergers thought you all should know cool now what about fake trees that collapse when kids try to climb them?
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Nov 1, 2016 15:02
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I have an electric fence where I hang interactive Halloween decorations
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Nov 1, 2016 15:03
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Smash it Smash hit posted:cool The Vietnamese used to dig out holes and fill them with feces covered spikes and then cover them with grass or foliage.
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Nov 1, 2016 15:03
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TheLightPurges posted:The Vietnamese used to dig out holes and fill them with feces covered spikes and then cover them with grass or foliage. i dont want to kill them!!!! so maybe just a hole dug out with twigs and foliage with a lunchable at the bottome so they dont get too hungry before i come fish them out?
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Nov 1, 2016 15:05
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Smash it Smash hit posted:i dont want to kill them!!!! so maybe just a hole dug out with twigs and foliage with a lunchable at the bottome so they dont get too hungry before i come fish them out? Fair enough just cover the spikes in tabasco or salt.
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Nov 1, 2016 15:07
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does your home association have a facebook group where people brag about following brown people around the neighborhood because they're untrustworthy too?
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Nov 1, 2016 15:13
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SeXReX posted:does your home association have a facebook group where people brag about following brown people around the neighborhood because they're untrustworthy too? lol they actually do or as they call it "suspicious characters"
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Nov 1, 2016 15:19
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Smash it Smash hit posted:lol they actually do or as they call it "suspicious characters" I'd keep an eye on them if I were you
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Nov 1, 2016 15:21
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Smash it Smash hit posted:I didn't join I am sort of the "bad boy" in the neighborhood but I inherited the property from If this is true then it's your sacred duty to make your house look as ugly, gaudy and offensive as legally possible while not getting dinged by actual legitimate bylaw violations. Might I suggest a gigantic wacky waving inflatable dildo? Purple, preferably. You can call it art.
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Nov 1, 2016 15:22
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When you redo the vinyl siding on the house, pick out three random colours, mix and match the pieces, and put them up in whatever order they are in. Sort of like this, but even more random and more garish colour clashing. 
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Nov 1, 2016 15:27
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Douse everything in sump oil
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Nov 1, 2016 15:30
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Toadvine posted:Fascination with building traps is a theorized herald of aspergers thought you all should know you don't "catch" assurgers though... you're born with it. so at this point, if I am fascinated by building traps, I'm just weird. not autistic, right?
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Nov 1, 2016 15:31
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What sort of authority do HOA's have? In college I remember getting an angry call from my landlord because he said our area HOA association called him bitching about the trash in our back yard. It was a flat tire my roomate had replaced two days before and a taco bell Big Box on top of it.
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Nov 1, 2016 15:42
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Yorkshire Pudding posted:What sort of authority do HOA's have? In college I remember getting an angry call from my landlord because he said our area HOA association called him bitching about the trash in our back yard. It was a flat tire my roomate had replaced two days before and a taco bell Big Box on top of it. So far, I have just gotten letters and calls. They have threatened to call the cops but lol hasnt happened yet. The city left a warning citation for my overgrown lawn a few months ago but, I really didnt do much. A tree fell down because of a storm so maybe they think that all that left over branches was me cleaning up?
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Nov 1, 2016 15:44
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The Bananana posted:you don't "catch" assurgers though... you're born with it. so at this point, if I am fascinated by building traps, I'm just weird. not autistic, right? Wrong. That being said, an obvious trap makes a good diversion for a more skillfully concealed trap. Ex: a heaping bowl of candy on an empty porch with cartridge traps hidden in the steps leading up to the porch
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Nov 1, 2016 15:46
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guys i dont want to hurt these kids!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Nov 1, 2016 15:47
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Ok fine, bang snap fireworks in place of cartridges under the porch steps. Or a whoopie cushion 
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Nov 1, 2016 15:50
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Yorkshire Pudding posted:What sort of authority do HOA's have? In college I remember getting an angry call from my landlord because he said our area HOA association called him bitching about the trash in our back yard. It was a flat tire my roomate had replaced two days before and a taco bell Big Box on top of it. Please don't leave garbage in your yard, leave traps like a true man.
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Nov 1, 2016 15:52
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Smash it Smash hit posted:guys i dont want to hurt these kids!!!!!!!!!!!!!! speak for yourself man this has grown beyond you.
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Nov 1, 2016 15:52
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Toadvine posted:Ok fine, bang snap fireworks in place of cartridges under the porch steps. hehe those kids are going to be so embarasssed when their peers think THEY farted! TheLightPurges posted:speak for yourself man this has grown beyond you. wha-what have i done 
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Nov 1, 2016 15:54
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There's a cool scene in True Detective where they sneakily infiltrate a far out dug in lsd lab and one of the cooks runs away into a grenade trip wire. I just realized he may have done it on purpose considering what else was found at the lab...
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Nov 1, 2016 16:00
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