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KennyLoggins
Dec 3, 2004
Welcome to the Danger Zone


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=srL3UqlZ3mI

gently caress you Dorf!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNwkYB0QDUo

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pinarello dogman
Jun 17, 2013

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhYBxQMm--0

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
gently caress dorf

malt liquor.

cnut
May 3, 2016

I've never tried malt liquor, what's it taste like?

I'm guessing rear end

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

follow the fuckin blueprint dorf

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

get that big bear forty ounce malt liquor

Wall Balls
Jun 3, 2007

Spanish Castle Magic

molt likker

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

cnut posted:

I've never tried malt liquor, what's it taste like?

I'm guessing rear end

its great. i love it and drink it all the time

Kitsunegari
Aug 5, 2013
Label out

Bardeh
Dec 2, 2004

Fun Shoe
I still want to know what the deal with this guy is. Is it all an injoke between him and his friends? Why was he in the cupboard under his stairs one time watching a DVD while chugging molt likker? Who is Dorf and why does this guy hate him so much?

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

Bardeh posted:

Who is Dorf

dorf is a oval office

Bardeh
Dec 2, 2004

Fun Shoe

luv 2 date boys posted:

dorf is a oval office

KennyLoggins
Dec 3, 2004
Welcome to the Danger Zone
SWW has a :krad: green camero.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RIwuB_3xlkE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNMRJasJDHs

Dorf is a oval office.

KennyLoggins fucked around with this message at 05:53 on Nov 2, 2016

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

Can't wait to see SWW's election coverage

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

luv 2 date boys posted:

gently caress dorf


Stay dead dorf

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
FOLLOW THE loving BLUEPRINT DAMMIT, COME ON GBS WE CAN DO THIS

TenementFunster
Feb 20, 2003

The Cooler King
it's king cobra for taste, steel reserve for effect on target

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

dorf on golf

Bardeh
Dec 2, 2004

Fun Shoe
drink molt likker only molt likker

Kitsunegari
Aug 5, 2013
Dorf is a oval office

KennyLoggins
Dec 3, 2004
Welcome to the Danger Zone
is olde english 800 good? thinking about going to the liquor store and buying some 40s.

GORILLA BASTARD
Jun 20, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

KennyLoggins posted:

is olde english 800 good? thinking about going to the liquor store and buying some 40s.

OE 800 is the champagne super-nova of all malt-liquor. You can do no wrong with OE. Trust me, I've been drinking it since 7th grade.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

KennyLoggins posted:

is olde english 800 good? thinking about going to the liquor store and buying some 40s.
get OE ice cold and chug a whole thing in the summer time while doing summer time things and get back to me :cool:

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

i prefer king cobra.

PinkoBastard
Oct 3, 2010
I like molt likker.

Follow the blueprint. *cracks colt 45, label out*

Nut to Butt
Apr 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
that guy is definitelty developmentally challenged

PinkoBastard
Oct 3, 2010

Nut to Butt posted:

that guy is definitelty developmentally challenged

Turn your monitor on, dorf-rear end bitchhh

BigPoot
Jan 16, 2013

Nut to Butt posted:

that guy is definitelty developmentally challenged

Time to winterize that camper, Bobbi Ratchet Meyer.

And secure that DVD shelf.

Good...good god.

interwhat
Jul 23, 2005

it's kickin in dude
Better question: is brass monkey good? (Filling from the shoulder up of an OE 800 with orange juice)

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

interwhat posted:

Better question: is brass monkey good? (Filling from the shoulder up of an OE 800 with orange juice)

Answer: dorf is a oval office

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

interwhat posted:

Better question: is brass monkey good? (Filling from the shoulder up of an OE 800 with orange juice)

Me and some friends tried this one time, it tastes loving AMAZING.

new phone who dis
May 24, 2007

by VideoGames
Morbid Hound
Steel Reserve is for people who really, really like hangovers.

KennyLoggins
Dec 3, 2004
Welcome to the Danger Zone

numberoneposter posted:

get OE ice cold and chug a whole thing in the summer time while doing summer time things and get back to me :cool:

stupid liqour store didn;t have old eng 800 so i went with a solid chouice:




LABEL OUT

STAY DEAD DORF

molt likker

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

KennyLoggins posted:

stupid liqour store didn;t have old eng 800 so i went with a solid chouice:




LABEL OUT

STAY DEAD DORF

molt likker

LABEL OUT!

gently caress DORF

*puts some van de kamp fish sticks in the oven*

KennyLoggins
Dec 3, 2004
Welcome to the Danger Zone

luv 2 date boys posted:

*puts some van de kamp fish sticks in the oven*

yuck!

Nut to Butt posted:

that guy is definitelty developmentally challenged

SWW has a green camero so by default he is better then you. wish he was my dad,

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

go gently caress yourself dorf

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

dorf drinks 40s and they all foam because he doesn't drink them right. what a pussy

TenementFunster
Feb 20, 2003

The Cooler King

Hell Yeah posted:

i prefer king cobra.
at 6%, weaker than st ides or a steel reserve, but way tastier than a 5.90% OE


gently caress you dorf

KennyLoggins posted:

stupid liqour store didn;t have old eng 800 so i went with a solid chouice:




LABEL OUT

STAY DEAD DORF

molt likker
better!

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

i don't drink it for the alcohol, i drink it for the taste.

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Nut to Butt
Apr 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

KennyLoggins posted:

SWW has a green camero so by default he is better then you. wish he was my dad,

my car is cooler than some gauche green camaro, you villain

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