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-the sitch (situation) - world class homer-hitter scotty zolo is up next to bat for the GBS lol-stars. pitching for the GBS hitler lovers is that robot shouting and making at eyes with the crowd. dave indeed on first and isaac on third. kuato is scratching his brown at short stop. i need a top of the line batting coach to give me the courage to hit this one out of the park and win the big game for the fans in the park and the fans at home. 
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I can't coach but am willing to call whichever coach you choose a piece of poo poo and blame them entirely for the team sucking.
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Nov 8, 2016 00:23
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I can show you how to work a bat and how to work a ball. Not sure if it will help you with what you need but I can at least help get you swinging.
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Nov 8, 2016 00:24
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whats the score? you may not need a home run
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Nov 8, 2016 00:25
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Should have went with the Adolf Hitters IMO.
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Nov 8, 2016 00:28
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That guys looking at the ball like a racist would a friend of the family. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Nov 8, 2016 00:31
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Get that elbow up, cock the bat before you swing, keep your eye on that loving ball and so help me if you don't move that front foot forward i'm going to punch you so loving hard.
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Nov 8, 2016 00:32
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I am NOT losing to the Yankees twice. All of you take a lap.
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Nov 8, 2016 00:36
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verdigris murder posted:That guys looking at the ball like a racist would a friend of the family. basic hitler posted:Get that elbow up, cock the bat before you swing, keep your eye on that loving ball and so help me if you don't move that front foot forward i'm going to punch you so loving hard. holy moly the lol-stars just found their new head batting coach and assistant head batting coach. the adolf hitters can be another team in the main forums league, very nice.
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Nov 8, 2016 00:37
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Nov 8, 2016 00:37
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clamdestine boyster gets drafted by the QCS tattletales. yikes what a move.
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Nov 8, 2016 00:40
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verdigris murder posted:That guys looking at the ball like a racist would a . lol Jesus dude, I'm all for breaking the rules online but you gotta have a little more tact than that hahahah
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Nov 8, 2016 00:43
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i still haven't made it up to the plate yet. i'm too nervous, i can't do this with our new assistant head batting coach probed for a week. 
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Nov 8, 2016 00:46
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it's ok champ just remember to keep your eye on the ball and that your pay gets docked if you strike out.
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Nov 8, 2016 00:49
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Eli Manning plays baseball now ?
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Nov 8, 2016 01:13
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Get me home scotty zee
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Nov 8, 2016 01:32
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i see isaac mouthing something to the fashion of "get some hoes for my pee". nodding affirmatively to isaac and grip my bat. bring your worst, that robot.
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Nov 8, 2016 01:48
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*Holds 10 fingers up to indicate 'a good hit'*
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Nov 8, 2016 01:50
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*Hands Scott a cork filled bat*
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Nov 8, 2016 02:00
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Let the big dog eat.
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Nov 8, 2016 02:01
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*Injects Scott with testosterone*
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Nov 8, 2016 02:01
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Is it against the rules to throw spiders on everyone? If not, problem solved if you know where to get a bunch of spiders.
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Nov 8, 2016 02:21
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that robot throws one low and inside liek he has no respect to muster for me. genesplicer bellows BALL ONE from behind me, but not too loud because he's been yelling at kids all day probably.
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Nov 8, 2016 02:29
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Dave_Indeed posted:Is it against the rules to throw spiders on everyone? If not, problem solved if you know where to get a bunch of spiders. throw 'em if you got 'em. we're gonna be here all day it looks like.
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Nov 8, 2016 02:30
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*Adjusts my cup, spits, and then nods at you*
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Nov 8, 2016 02:33
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"Pieces of poo poo! Get yur hot pieces of poo poo right here! Pieces of shiiiiiiit!"
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Nov 8, 2016 02:41
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i can be your battling coach and teach you how to fight with honor
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Nov 8, 2016 02:44
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what should i do if he knuckles a sinker off at me?
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Nov 8, 2016 02:51
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hit him repeatedly with a piece of wood
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Nov 8, 2016 03:30
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Can I be the pitching coach, I legit just learned to throw a slider last week? Also, if you step in a bucket I'll break your leg. Let's win one for the Gipper!
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Nov 8, 2016 03:51
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verdigris murder posted:That guys looking at the ball like a racist would a Lol, wtf haha
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Nov 8, 2016 04:02
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ncumbered_by_idgits posted:Can I be the pitching coach, I legit just learned to throw a slider last week? Also, if you step in a bucket I'll break your leg. as hitting coach this guy has my endorsement
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Nov 8, 2016 04:03
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basic hitler posted:as hitting coach this guy has my endorsement I'm old school too...other team's pitcher hits one of our boys I'll throw right at that mufucker's head. I ain't afraid of nobody. Wait, we play in the American League right? I don't wanna have to hit for myself.
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Nov 8, 2016 04:09
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I am respectfully wacthing in silence w/ my fingers up like a pyramid in front of my mouth. Is he going tohit the ball? This question is very improtant to me.
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Nov 8, 2016 04:30
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If I see you bunting i am going to personally gently caress your rear end.
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Nov 8, 2016 04:38
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there is NO crying in baseball hope this tip helps
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Nov 8, 2016 04:40
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that robot is winding up. his fingers on the ball tender and purposeful like making love on the mound. a big anime sweat drop blocks my vision and i don't see the fastball straight down the middle. STREEIKE ONE croaks genesplicer.
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Nov 8, 2016 04:41
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We need batting tips, we need them now
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Nov 8, 2016 04:53
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Did you do your research? who is pitching? what are his favorite throws?
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Nov 8, 2016 04:55
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scott zoloft posted:that robot is winding up. his fingers on the ball tender and purposeful like making love on the mound. a big anime sweat drop blocks my vision and i don't see the fastball straight down the middle. STREEIKE ONE croaks genesplicer. Reckon you need to relax with a cheekfull of chawl. 
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