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Well, the great white north might not be a perfect country, but it has some god points. Please post good things about Canada in this thread, American discussion is discouraged.
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# ? Nov 15, 2016 00:19 |
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# ? Jun 9, 2024 10:20 |
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it might be a nice tropical getaway in 30 years
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# ? Nov 15, 2016 00:21 |
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star wars
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# ? Nov 15, 2016 00:23 |
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Fsmhunk posted:Please post good things about Canada in this thread Will soon become America's 51st state once Trump terminates NAFTA.
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# ? Nov 15, 2016 00:29 |
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its ruled by a despotic warlord named jaerry mumphrey
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# ? Nov 15, 2016 00:29 |
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Kellie Leitch is promising to test all immigrants for "Canadian Values"... Wink, wink ;-) So if you don't know what a double-double is then I guess you're not getting in, baby!!!!
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# ? Nov 15, 2016 00:36 |
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Hockey is better than basketball.
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# ? Nov 15, 2016 00:40 |
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Horseshoe theory posted:Will soon become America's 51st state once Trump terminates NAFTA. I don't think either of these things are likely to happen. A lot of my friends and family have been saying really mean stuff about Americans lately, like "Man Americans are really retarded." and "America was never great in the first place, haha!" or "Our PM marched in a pride parade while their VP want's to send gay people to reducation camps." But I'm committed to giving each and every American a fair shake. All the posts so far have been pretty bad though.
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# ? Nov 15, 2016 00:42 |
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You have good weed in Canada
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# ? Nov 15, 2016 00:43 |
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vyst posted:You have good weed in Canada i poofed on weed so hard they made me prime minstrel
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# ? Nov 15, 2016 00:44 |
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No trump, no care
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# ? Nov 15, 2016 00:45 |
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vyst posted:You have good weed in Canada It will soon be legal, friend. I myself don't partake but I feel glad for the many people that do.
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# ? Nov 15, 2016 00:46 |
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Canada is like the western hemisphere's Belgium. A weird, slightly confusing growth popping out of the top of a real country.
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# ? Nov 15, 2016 00:46 |
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Fsmhunk posted:But I'm committed to giving each and every American a fair shake. There's your first mistake.
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# ? Nov 15, 2016 00:46 |
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a canadian salad is macaroni and ham stirred with an aboriginal penis
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# ? Nov 15, 2016 00:47 |
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:a canadian salad is macaroni and ham stirred with an aboriginal penis gently caress you Jerry Mumphrey I just laughed so hard poutine came out of my nose
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# ? Nov 15, 2016 00:50 |
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Fsmhunk posted:It will soon be legal, friend. I myself don't partake but I feel glad for the many people that do. How soon?
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# ? Nov 15, 2016 00:52 |
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Free healthcare is pretty nice I guess. Kinda disappointed (some) Americans beat us to legal weed though.
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# ? Nov 15, 2016 00:52 |
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only toronto will likely get nuked and the rest of canada would appreciate it
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# ? Nov 15, 2016 00:54 |
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Blazing Zero posted:only toronto will likely get nuked and the rest of canada would appreciate it I dont think any of Canada will be attacked or bombed by the United States, but I understand if it makes some people feel powerful to imagine it will.
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# ? Nov 15, 2016 00:58 |
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Fsmhunk posted:I dont think any of Canada will be attacked or bombed by the United States, but I understand if it makes some people feel powerful to imagine it will. sorry, i should have been more clear. when saudi arabia or iran starts shooting nukes at north america, only toronto will be hit. this is why canada is good
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# ? Nov 15, 2016 01:00 |
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Blazing Zero posted:sorry, i should have been more clear. when saudi arabia or iran starts shooting nukes at north america, only toronto will be hit. this is why canada is good Hate to break it to you but whenever I travel no one has ever heard of Toronto. They know Montreal and Vancouver.
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# ? Nov 15, 2016 01:04 |
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Fact: the currency of Canada is the maple leaf. If Canadians ever figure out that they can go out into the forest and scoop them up in large quantities, they'll have runaway inflation. Fact: the Canadian diet consists primarily of reindeer meat and moss. Fact: there are no fewer than 14 Canadians who do not drink beer. Fact: geographically, 99% of Canada is a frozen wasteland, bleak, featureless, and devoid of life. The population of Canada virtually all live in a thin strip of land within 10 miles of the U.S. border. Fact: while the residents of Quebec are said to speak French, nobody has ever actually been there to check. It's possible they simply have a French accent.
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# ? Nov 15, 2016 01:04 |
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canada is not much better than the states get the gently caress out of your protective nerd bubbles
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# ? Nov 15, 2016 01:05 |
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dev286 posted:Hate to break it to you but whenever I travel no one has ever heard of Toronto. They know Montreal and Vancouver. whatever man, i dont live in canada
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# ? Nov 15, 2016 01:08 |
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kathlyeen wynee is unanimously hated by most feminists (that arent undergrad on hormones and filled with pride) worst case ontario is real
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# ? Nov 15, 2016 01:09 |
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dev286 posted:Hate to break it to you but whenever I travel no one has ever heard of Toronto. They know Montreal and Vancouver. great diefenbaker's ghost!
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# ? Nov 15, 2016 01:09 |
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I can confirm Canada is mostly fake
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# ? Nov 15, 2016 01:17 |
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Canada looks real enough but then you walk around and try and turn some of those doorknobs and they aren't even attached to real doors
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# ? Nov 15, 2016 01:18 |
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stfustfustfu posted:canada is not much better than the states get the gently caress out of your protective nerd bubbles I'm not sure what a 'nerd bubble' is. I reccomend not judging people based on a few lines of text on an internet forum that requires a fee for registration.
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# ? Nov 15, 2016 01:18 |
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dev286 posted:Hate to break it to you but whenever I travel no one has ever heard of Toronto. They know Montreal and Vancouver. It's because the ones that know Toronto all moved there.
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# ? Nov 15, 2016 01:20 |
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Blazing Zero posted:only toronto will likely get nuked and the rest of canada would appreciate it Only because it's the only Canadian city Americans know.
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# ? Nov 15, 2016 02:36 |
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Currently applying for my Canadian citizenship certificate. You see, I'm an American of Canadian descent so they give me free lifetime membership. Just gotta send my papers in. A good backup plan to wave in everyone's face even if I don't move up there.
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# ? Nov 15, 2016 02:45 |
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Justin Godscock posted:Only because it's the only Canadian city Americans know. Bamf! and Vancooter
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# ? Nov 15, 2016 02:45 |
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it's cool that your canadian baseball team that plays in our american league broke a record by letting 4 people from canada play on team canada, congratulations!
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# ? Nov 15, 2016 02:55 |
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extra stout posted:it's cool that your canadian baseball team that plays in our american league broke a record by letting 4 people from canada play on team canada, congratulations! Merci pour les félicitations!! Crosse toé!
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# ? Nov 15, 2016 02:56 |
I'm cool with Canada because it gave us Skinny Puppy and Trailer Park Boys.
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# ? Nov 15, 2016 03:00 |
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Snow put Canadian rappers on the map.
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# ? Nov 15, 2016 03:37 |
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# ? Nov 15, 2016 03:41 |
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numberoneposter posted:drake drakr drake drake drake dake It means "dragon"
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