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Your name is SAM You've just woken up from a noon-time nap and are filled with VIM and VIGOR What will you do?
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# ? Nov 22, 2016 22:41 |
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# ? Jun 9, 2024 01:11 |
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fret about my wonky-rear end face and bird legs
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# ? Nov 22, 2016 22:42 |
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unpleasantly turgid posted:
Drop Vim, Pick up CUM
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# ? Nov 22, 2016 22:42 |
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hey my name is sam weird
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# ? Nov 22, 2016 22:44 |
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unpleasantly turgid posted:
read another thread
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# ? Nov 22, 2016 22:45 |
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oh it's not any more I forgot
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# ? Nov 22, 2016 22:45 |
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I look for my pants
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# ? Nov 22, 2016 22:45 |
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you fall into EXISTENTIAL CRISIS over your appearance. lose -2 sanity, intelligence and charisma you leave the SEMEN on the ground. You think it's awfully gross to touch such a vile excretion. unpleasantly turgid fucked around with this message at 22:51 on Nov 22, 2016 |
# ? Nov 22, 2016 22:47 |
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TAKE A GIANT DUMP ON THE CUM, SWISH IT TOGETHER AND MAKE A POT OUT OF CUM AND poo poo
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# ? Nov 22, 2016 23:06 |
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Walk east
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# ? Nov 22, 2016 23:09 |
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Look for your magical friends!
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# ? Nov 22, 2016 23:14 |
hit the gym, sam. you're a twig
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# ? Nov 22, 2016 23:17 |
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Applewhite posted:Look for your magical friends!
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# ? Nov 22, 2016 23:23 |
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Sing a song that purges haters and then buck up, chum
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# ? Nov 22, 2016 23:34 |
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HoboZero posted:Sing a song that purges haters and then buck up, chum Yeah! Keep the adventure going! You are cool and good!
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# ? Nov 22, 2016 23:36 |
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go left
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# ? Nov 22, 2016 23:54 |
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just gently caress it. Sam wants to die. Let him.
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# ? Nov 22, 2016 23:56 |
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Write erotic Minecraft fanfic.
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# ? Nov 22, 2016 23:58 |
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Slay a dragon then gently caress it's corpse
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# ? Nov 23, 2016 00:20 |
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Summon Satan.
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# ? Nov 23, 2016 00:21 |
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dance a jig
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# ? Nov 23, 2016 00:53 |
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> dig for treasure
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# ? Nov 23, 2016 00:55 |
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continuously scream the n word
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# ? Nov 23, 2016 01:16 |
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>check inventory >contemplate the sun
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# ? Nov 23, 2016 01:53 |
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run for President
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# ? Nov 23, 2016 02:35 |
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Dongattack posted:continuously scream the n word
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# ? Nov 23, 2016 02:45 |
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This is already better than the Adventure Time show.
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# ? Nov 23, 2016 02:46 |
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Snort those two lines of coke on the floor. They lead somewhere. Go there.
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# ? Nov 23, 2016 03:11 |
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just think, in the gbs of a few years ago this chucklefuck and his lovely thread would have been lavished with praise. but now, i can tell the op how much i hate him and that i hope he gets stabbed in the face by a hobo.
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# ? Nov 23, 2016 03:14 |
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>Make poorly thought out CYOA thread on a dead gay forum.
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# ? Nov 23, 2016 03:14 |
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Rape Stink posted:>Make poorly thought out CYOA thread on a dead gay forum.
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# ? Nov 23, 2016 16:10 |
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kill jester
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# ? Nov 23, 2016 16:24 |
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We Know Catheters posted:This is already better than the Adventure Time show.
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# ? Nov 23, 2016 23:43 |
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sorry applewhite but this one is my favorite
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# ? Nov 24, 2016 00:13 |
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eat a dick
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# ? Nov 24, 2016 00:20 |
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Dr. Dogballs Jr. posted:eat a bowl of dicks
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# ? Nov 24, 2016 00:24 |
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Call my mom and tell her I want to be an astronaut!
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# ? Nov 24, 2016 01:23 |
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Dr. Dogballs Jr. posted:eat a dick Rude
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# ? Nov 24, 2016 01:27 |
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>Tell funny, affecting stories for a couple years, then start to cater more and more to the mentally ill adults who take your stories just a little bit too seriously, culminating in your eventual suicide after the millionth question about the gender identity of some lovely little goblin that showed up for about two minutes in a story you told six years ago
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# ? Nov 24, 2016 01:32 |
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> Vote for trump
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# ? Nov 24, 2016 01:37 |