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I thought I was buying a ticket to see Fantastic Breasts and Where to Find Them. Anyway it's a bad movie that goes nowhere. I walked out about twenty minutes before the end, but everything up to that point was just a bunch of running around and nonsense so I wasn't interested in seeing any of the movie's paper-thin plotlines resolved. Most of the movie's scenes did not advance the plot, and nothing that happened in the film was interesting or entertaining.
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Applewhite posted:I thought I was buying a ticket to see Fantastic Breasts and Where to Find Them. you should get a loving jpob you nerd
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Dec 10, 2016 22:21
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just ray posted:you should get a loving jpob you nerd Apparently I can get a job at the American Wizard Congress because from the look of things they employ every wizard in the US. There's more bureaucracy there than in the real congress.
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Dec 10, 2016 22:26
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Applewhite posted:Fantastic Breasts and Where to Find Them. I've been thinking of that since the movie was announced but had too much pride to externalise it. I wasn't expecting much but actually thought it was alright, better than any of the mainline Harry Potter movies at least. But I was paid to take a vegetable level client to see it and my standards get lowered when I'm profiting from seeing a movie rather than paying. Also I was grateful it was playing or I would have been forced into seeing the Smurf movie.
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Dec 10, 2016 22:26
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oh cool another applewhite thread about a childrens movie
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Dec 10, 2016 22:28
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Oh poo poo, thanks op! Helped me dodge a loving bullet.
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sorry that was rude. harry potter is cool. i wish i was a wizard
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Enfield posted:oh cool another applewhite thread about a childrens movie
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Enfield posted:oh cool another applewhite thread about a childrens movie Yes but in all fairness I thought I was buying a ticket to see an adult film this time.
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Dec 10, 2016 22:29
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id be a fire wizard
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In the age of tube sites, etc, if that's the extent of your depravity (wanting to get a glimpse of breasts), well I dont know what to say. 
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Dec 10, 2016 22:31
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I went to the movies a couple days ago and it was loving paaacked there. I had to stand in line for like 15 minutes to buy tickets. What owned though, was that nobody was there to see Hacksaw Ridge so i had the entire theater literally to myself, so i dicked around on my phone during the boring parts.
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Dec 10, 2016 22:32
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Applewhite posted:Yes but in all fairness I thought I was buying a ticket to see an adult film this time. The mind reading lady was well hot and quite suggestive for a children's movie.
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Dec 10, 2016 22:32
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Tumble posted:I went to the movies a couple days ago and it was loving paaacked there. I had to stand in line for like 15 minutes to buy tickets. What owned though, was that nobody was there to see Hacksaw Ridge so i had the entire theater literally to myself, so i dicked around on my phone during the boring parts. I can't wait to see Kill Ratio starring Tom Hopper. Something tells me it will be the next Jason Bourne Idenity series.
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Dec 10, 2016 22:34
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Applewhite posted:I can't wait to see Kill Ratio starring Tom Hopper. Something tells me it will be the next Jason Bourne Idenity series. it has possibly the best muzzle flashes i've seen in the last 2 days
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Dec 10, 2016 22:39
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I saw this movie with my family over Thanksgiving and, well, I completely agree with you, Applewhite. Don't have much else to say. The only parts I found remotely engaging were the scenes where Colin Farrell preys on the emotionally abused kid. The vast bulk of the movie--all the stuff with Eddie Redmayne and the perpetually gobsmacked pastry guy--was a chore to get through.
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Dec 10, 2016 22:48
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Tumble posted:it has possibly the best muzzle flashes i've seen in the last 2 days look at this wizard
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Dec 10, 2016 22:50
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Tumble posted:it has possibly the best muzzle flashes i've seen in the last 2 days For a second there I thought you said "Muggle flash", which is a serious crime of indecency within the Harry Potter fictional universe of books, plays, movies, and licensed novelty candy products.
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Dec 10, 2016 22:54
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I just got back from seeing Christmas Office Party. It loving sucked.
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Tumble posted:it has possibly the best muzzle flashes i've seen in the last 2 days Calling it now: Kill Ratio will be the movie that makes Tom Hopper a household name.
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Dec 10, 2016 23:34
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How do you "accidently buy a ticket" for something? Was your carer taking a leak or something?
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spud posted:How do you "accidently buy a ticket" for something? Not all of us are lucky enough to have carers, Spud. And I already explained the circumstances of my mistake in the OP. My wife and kids also didn't much care for the film.
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Dec 11, 2016 00:41
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Enfield posted:oh cool another applewhite thread about a childrens movie
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Dec 11, 2016 00:42
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Hasn't this been out for a while? The jig is up, What were you really doing
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Applewhite posted:I thought I was buying a ticket to see Fantastic Breasts and Where to Find Them. i went with my gf because she wanted to see it for our anniversary. it was ok, and it was better then the other potter movies(i have only seen 4 of them) i laughed outloud when the autistic retard wizard that turned into a smoke monster gets loving wasted by the wizard cops as he is surrendering and i did kinda like that the wizarding community is pretty lovely and awful when you think about it. like the fact that their death sentence is dipping you in loving acid while making you think nice thoughts. other then that and some of the creature designs, it was meh. the biggest problem is nothing happens in it until the very end and then its just a stupid "twist". at least now i get to drag her to rogue one which will probably end up being poo poo knowing my luck.
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Dapper_Swindler posted:i went with my gf because she wanted to see it for our anniversary. it was ok, and it was better then the other potter movies(i have only seen 4 of them) i laughed outloud when the autistic retard wizard that turned into a smoke monster gets loving wasted by the wizard cops as he is surrendering and i did kinda like that the wizarding community is pretty lovely and awful when you think about it. like the fact that their death sentence is dipping you in loving acid while making you think nice thoughts. other then that and some of the creature designs, it was meh. the biggest problem is nothing happens in it until the very end and then its just a stupid "twist". at least now i get to drag her to rogue one which will probably end up being poo poo knowing my luck. I have not seen the end but I already figured out that the Vice President Wizard is Grindelwald.
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Dec 11, 2016 01:06
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Harry Potter is like, it's supposed to be action but they're just flicking sticks at each other and nobody ever really dies violently. It's for girls. It's not really my poo poo.
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Dec 11, 2016 01:12
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Enfield posted:oh cool another applewhite thread about a childrens movie That reminds me, keep an eye out for my review of the Angry Birds movie.
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Applewhite posted:I have not seen the end but I already figured out that the Vice President Wizard is Grindelwald. i thought he was head-cop or some sort of special agent and at some point Grindelwald killed him and took his identity or some poo poo like that. having read the books, i never understood the hype of Grindelwald. he was just Dumbledore fuckbuddy/bf until their fight and Dumbledore sister died. then he did some poo poo that inspired Voldemort and then got tortured to death in prison or something. i haven read the books in years.
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Dec 11, 2016 01:17
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Enfield posted:id be a fire wizard I'd gently caress your mom
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If you guys had a whole movie theater to yourself how hard would you consider rubbing one out? Would you still do the hole in the popcorn bucket thing?
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I was able to call the obvious twist based on the fact that only two characters had undercuts.
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Dapper_Swindler posted:i thought he was head-cop or some sort of special agent and at some point Grindelwald killed him and took his identity or some poo poo like that. having read the books, i never understood the hype of Grindelwald. he was just Dumbledore fuckbuddy/bf until their fight and Dumbledore sister died. then he did some poo poo that inspired Voldemort and then got tortured to death in prison or something. i haven read the books in years. Grindelwald was Wizard Hitler. (Voldemort was Wizard Osama Bin Laden)
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Dreddout posted:I'd gently caress your mom id beat you to death with a peace of rebar
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Applewhite posted:Grindelwald was Wizard Hitler. (Voldemort was Wizard Osama Bin Laden) was he? what did he do other then kill a dozen people and blow up some buildings. idk. i never got dark wizards. i mean voldimort is interesting enough. he is weird race supremacist who basically destroyed his soul because he is afraid of death.
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Dec 11, 2016 01:39
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lets beat op into a medically induced coma
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Walking out of a movie 20 minutes before the end is such a bitch move. Man up, if you paid for it and suffered through the rest of it just see it through. Almost seems like the OP dedicated his life to avoiding suffering and seeking pleasure but was really bad at both.
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i want to see a wizard movie where these wizards bite off a bit more than they can chew w/regards to regular humans and get their whole dumb wizard castle nuked. REGULAR HUMAN PRIDE 4EVA!!!
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alternatively it can be about a regular human who goes around machinegunning wizards and blowing them up with grenades and c4 and stuff
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