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The Carolina Panthers mercifully play their last nationally televised game tonight in Washington, and what a miserable game this is shaping up to be. The Redskins are desperately clinging to the opportunity to get boat raced in the first round in Atlanta, while the Carolina Panthers are just a few plane crashes away from returning to the playoffs for the fourth straight season. Injuries Luke Kuechly - out (common loving sense) Cam Newton - Questionable (mysterious shoulder injury, unknown what he'll wear) Charles Johnson - out (annual soft tissue injury) Kelvin Benjamin - questionable (fat) Su'a Cravens - out (arm) Will Compton - doubtful (knee) Jordan Reed - questionable (shoulder injury that's aggravated by loud noises and bright lights) Some other assholes but who gives a poo poo Things to know -heading into this week, the Panthers inexplicably led the league in sacks -Josh Norman was not resigned by the Panthers in the offseason, leading to their offensive line to get destroyed by injury, Cam Newton to become a free fire zone for NFL defenders, Mike Shula to turn back into Mike Shula, and Luke Kuechly to get concussed. In Washington he has brought toughness, character, a can do spirit, and the lead league in flags. Prediction: Annoyingly too close for me to turn off at halftime.
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Kelvin Benjamin is a pun-based forums username, not a football player
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krik cosins lets go
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Redskins are 2-15 at FedEx Field on MNF ![]() ![]() That said, lets go get that third win! If we have any ideas about making the playoffs, have to be able to take out a wounded albeit dangerous team like this at home.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gqw1FI1hfJA
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i hope this game isn't garbage
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This has all the making for a total bed making GBS threads but GO REDSKINS anyway.
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cheering for Kim Newton
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Go Panthers. The Saints need you to win to keep that <1% chance alive!
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Kirk "Piercing Blue Eyes of a Siberian Husky" Cousins ![]()
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go meteor
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~OLDER~ ~SLOWER~ ~LIMITED~
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Let's go panthers. BURN THOSE SKINS
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Does Cam say a prayer before ever play? Or is this a new thing lol?
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My stream lagged and they are in the Redzone. great...
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drat. Oh well at least we're up 3-0.
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I'd like to see Gano miss a few kicks tonight tbh
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NattyBo posted:I'd like to see Gano miss a few kicks tonight tbh Lord knows he's missed enough there already.
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the Panthers corners are turning into pretty good players, especially 3rd round pick Daryl Worley. something to watch when im inevitably proven wrong.
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FizFashizzle posted:the Panthers corners are turning into pretty good players, especially 3rd round pick Daryl Worley. Quoting this when Kirk "Chin of a Disney Prince" Cousins carves you up like Gaston carved up Bambi's mom.
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This is fine
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Going to be a long, frustrating game.
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pro starcraft loser posted:Going to be a long, frustrating game. Could be short if the D continues to get carved up
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Ted Ginn catches the punt with plenty of room, spins backwards into the gunner for no reason, then gets out of bounds as quickly as he can sounds about right
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I am enjoying the freshest shushi in the whole world right now
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Porn on VHS posted:I am enjoying the freshest shushi in the whole world right now but enough about chiche's girlfriend
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Go Panthers, bitch. That's my hard-hitting analysis for this game.
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Ryan Kerrigan wow
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Incomplete but wonderful pressure.
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FizFashizzle posted:but enough about chiche's girlfriend You made this joke and Cam dropped faster than my erection does when she asks for 'sexytime'. Edit Also ![]()
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there's newton's torn labrum acting up get ready for big dick derek newton
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Time for the Panthers back up to lead a miracle game and throw for 400 yards against the unprepared defense
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When did Cam get hurt prior to this game?
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I thought you werent allowed to wear a doo rag?
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Why wasn't that an injury timeout?
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Alright time for Field General Kirk Cousins to respond and reward the D with points
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zimbomonkey posted:Why wasn't that an injury timeout? Because he got up
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hifi posted:Because he got up Is that really the only qualifier?
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pro starcraft loser posted:When did Cam get hurt prior to this game? week 1
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# ? Jun 10, 2024 16:10 |
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Also if its an injury timeout he's out for a play unless they call a timeout
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