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Doppelganger
Oct 11, 2002

Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger
All he does is scream and flop around, he seems like he's at least on the spectrum.

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JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
Yeah, in the directors cut they show him playing minecraft

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

I believe that's called being a very young kid op

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
He caught at least 30% of the tard.

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy

Awesome Welles posted:

I believe that's called being a very young kid op

all young kids are retarded

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


You'll poke your brown eye out kid

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Kids are pieces of poo poo

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


JakeP posted:

Yeah, in the directors cut they show him playing minecraft

lmbo

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
He's not retarded he's just really loving stupid

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy

Sponge Baathist posted:

He's not retarded he's just really loving stupid

thats pretty much the definition of retarded if you think about it

Topographic Nap
Apr 22, 2007

They are going to remake it with Barron playing Randy

ROFL Octopus
Jun 20, 2014

LET ME EXPLAIN

JakeP posted:

Yeah, in the directors cut they show him playing minecraft

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008


This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
no he's not supposed to be you op lol

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret
Why did they make the ginger kid the villian?

TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010

Edgar posted:

Why did they make the ginger kid the villian?

because gingers have the blackest souls

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002
I say we just kill all children, perhaps even before they're born.

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy

Chief McHeath posted:

I say we just kill all children, perhaps even before they're born.

shouldve voted hilary

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

How do piggies eat?

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen
They made a sequel to Christmas Story and the brother is still retarded in that so yes op

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

ruddiger posted:

How do piggies eat?

By purchasing a crate of Totino's Party Pizzas!!!!! Aye!

Winterfist
Jan 1, 2006

So I took a butcher knife and held it up to her neck. I said, "You better start fryin' them eggs a little better'n you're fryin' 'em, I'm tired of

TOOT BOOT posted:

because gingers have the blackest souls

No, they have no souls.

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice

Chief McHeath posted:

By purchasing a crate of Totino's Party Pizzas!!!!! Aye!

pants in my pants
Aug 18, 2009

by Smythe
a christmas story is a dumb and unfunny movie that only retards like

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret
Gremlins is the superior christmas movie.

Detective No. 27
Jun 7, 2006

Randy started hooking for cheeseburgers when he grew up.

Gobblecoque
Sep 6, 2011

Edgar posted:

Why did they make the ginger kid the villian?

When I tell you to cum, you better cum.

SEGA Ass Fisting
Feb 15, 2012

KEEP IT TIGHT!

Edgar posted:

Gremlins is the superior christmas movie.

Diehard

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

Detective No. 27 posted:

Randy started hooking for cheeseburgers when he grew up.

and out

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
takes one to know one

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

deviled beetloaf

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
No, but this thread is

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
Darren McGavin is my dad and loudly proudly fucks furnaces in the basement.

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008


This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

Winterfist posted:

No, they have no souls.

man i love south park humor!!

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord

Chlamyllionaire posted:

Darren McGavin is my dad and loudly proudly fucks furnaces in the basement.

how does one exactly gently caress a furnace👩🏻‍🏫

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.


pants in my pants posted:

a christmas story is a dumb and unfunny movie that only retards like

Everything after he eats the soap is a dream he is in a coma after that point.

Kitsunegari
Aug 5, 2013
Randy is severely retarded and ridiculed for his disability throughout the film A Christmas Story

Seroxat
Jan 10, 2011
It pretty clearly states that he's a slug. How many slugs have you heard audibly screaming, or even speaking basic English? He's pretty smart for a slug.

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

That Robot posted:

how does one exactly gently caress a furnace👩🏻‍🏫

Very carefully.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

ooooooohhhhhhhhhhh

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge

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SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Ehud posted:

ooooooohhhhhhhhhhh

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge

but I didn't say fudge

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