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Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015

coupld you please put that on a coaster

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Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015

hello please buy some cereal, of your choice, to eat or not eat

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
ill have some FRUIT loops lol

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR
mount cockula

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
i have to go now

Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015

pay for your cereal

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice
Honey nut cheerios w/ milk from those lesbian cows I saw in your ad

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona
i'll take almond milk please

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Do you have any vintage shredded wheat? I want the BIG ones. :kiddo:

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Thirsty Girl posted:

pay for your cereal

no

Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015

Hardawn posted:

Honey nut cheerios w/ milk from those lesbian cows I saw in your ad

i happen to have a carton of little dave right here

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob
Gays don't eat cereal as it is not a brunch food

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


if i dont like ceereal am i gay?

Tite Barnacle
Jun 4, 2014

Meowdy Purrdner

Grimey Drawer
*splits open some honeycombs*

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

I'm just hear to hit on the gal pals who have their defenses down.

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem
You guys I'm totes cereal the Golden Crisp bear is hella eye-loving me from his lil box.

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp
I sure do love breakfast

Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015

Ranma Fan Art posted:

if i dont like ceereal am i gay?

why are you in the gay cereal bar

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona
im legally required to let you know i am hiv+

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp
Did you know that all fruit loops are actually the same flavor? It's only the dye that's different.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Enfield posted:

ill have some FRUIT loops lol

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Dr Cheeto posted:

Did you know that all fruit loops are actually the same flavor? It's only the dye that's different.

Lies! :catbert:

Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015

Dinosaurmageddon posted:

You guys I'm totes cereal the Golden Crisp bear is hella eye-loving me from his lil box.

the crisps bear is actually just famous homosexual bing crosbsy in cereal form

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug
I've have the Ordinary K.

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Thirsty Girl posted:

why are you in the gay cereal bar

i thought this was a showing of the pahtnom of the opera!

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp
Corn flakes were invented by a religious fanatic who believed a bland diet could suppress sexual drive. Can't help but wonder how he'd react to seeing them served here.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
*sucks captain crunch's dick for some extra crunchberries*

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
*sucks lucky the leppercaun's dick for some extra marshmallows*

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Dr Cheeto posted:

Corn flakes were invented by a religious fanatic who believed a bland diet could suppress sexual drive. Can't help but wonder how he'd react to seeing them served here.

probably like this "..." haha hes dead and cant talk

Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015

Dr Cheeto posted:

Corn flakes were invented by a religious fanatic who believed a bland diet could suppress sexual drive. Can't help but wonder how he'd react to seeing them served here.

i am actually very gay but averse to sex

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
*sucks count chocula's dick for sending extra chocolate*

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
*sucks that cookie crisp wolf's dick for some more chocolate chips*

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


man nooner save some of this dicks for us

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
*sucks the cinnamon toast crunch guy's dick to find out why kids love cinnamon toast crunch so much*

Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015

if you ask for the FRANK N' BERRIES i am obligated to kick you out of the gay cereal bar

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


seriously nooner i want to suck some dicks stop man

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
Man this thread just made me realize how patriarchal the cereal industry is. How come there are no slam pieces selling cereal it's just male characters??

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

i'll suck your dick for Cinnamon Toast Crunch

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Nooner posted:

Man this thread just made me realize how patriarchal the cereal industry is. How come there are no slam pieces selling cerial it's just male characters??

maybe one of the toucan sam kids are a girl. oh gently caress no he calls them his nephews. idk man

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5er
Jun 1, 2000


o poo poo wrong door, bye, luck with those beards.

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