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hey I've been using this tinder for like a week and indescriminantly swiping everyone positive and I'm not getting any matches and it's ruining my self esteem. please give me some good ideas on what to write in my profile and what to do with my body to attract women who will want to kiss me on the mouth. idk what im doing wrong i think im ugly
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Jan 24, 2017 09:47
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try being older than 20. i hear women like men who are older than 20 source: wikipedia
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Jan 24, 2017 09:51
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try growing a neck beard, maybe wear a fedora? |
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Jan 24, 2017 09:59
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You should show your whole face. Judging by the bottom half of your face you've got good bone structure, I'm sure you are better looking than you think. Replace the George Bush line with "I will make MSpaint art for you." That's a killer line. Ladies love the line tool. oh never mind I think you cropped your face out for the thread. disregard
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Jan 24, 2017 10:02
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wear this
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Jan 24, 2017 10:10
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death sext posted:wear this yeah, i could see it working 
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Jan 24, 2017 10:57
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Hogge Wild posted:yeah, i could see it working |
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Jan 24, 2017 11:28
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say you like adventure, travel, and grillin brats with the boyz from sigma phi my dogs if one of you sees this know I'm giving the two bark salut woof woof haha nice brah nice |
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Jan 24, 2017 11:31
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Hogge Wild posted:yeah, i could see it working |
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Jan 24, 2017 12:15
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Jan 24, 2017 13:16
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Hogge Wild posted:yeah, i could see it working
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Jan 24, 2017 13:30
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now I know this probably isn't going to sound all that great but this is just how the game is played. you gotta give up a bit of yourself to get something back. ok here we go. women do like Kurt Russell, it's true, but do you know what they love even more? other women. so you should probably be a woman. |
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Jan 24, 2017 13:35
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the littlest prince posted:now I know this probably isn't going to sound all that great but this is just how the game is played. you gotta give up a bit of yourself to get something back. ok here we go. women do like Kurt Russell, it's true, but do you know what they love even more? other women. so you should probably be a woman. Good idea, change it to "living the Katrina Russel lifestyle" |
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Jan 24, 2017 13:38
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Hogge Wild posted:yeah, i could see it working involuntarily just swiped right on my screen |
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Jan 24, 2017 14:33
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"I have 6 million in my runescape bank" (they don't need to know you gave it away)
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Jan 24, 2017 14:33
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do you have any photos outside? it is well to demonstrate that you leave the house. consider posing next to a goat: ancient roman symbol of virility AND shows you have enough patience to deal with creatures that want unerringly to eat your clothes (which is what you are missing, on tinder. take it from me [author of 'the mothman prophecies' ])
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Jan 24, 2017 14:39
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i should make a tindr too this is my pic, what do i say> 
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Jan 24, 2017 15:01
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Mariana Horchata posted:i should make a tindr too "hobbies: wearing a The Chateau shirt, standing in front of walls. Do i always use flash with photos? You'll just have to swipe right to find out  "
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Jan 24, 2017 15:30
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Mariana Horchata posted:i should make a tindr too forget tinder!!!!!!!!!!! lets go out heres me 
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Jan 24, 2017 15:34
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seems like tinder may get in the way of my master plan of dying cold and alone, will consider though as maybe it would be fun to dodge potential dates like mario dodged donkey kong's barrels
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Jan 24, 2017 15:49
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the barrels are filled with smooches
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Jan 24, 2017 15:57
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alnilam posted:"hobbies: wearing a The Chateau shirt, standing in front of walls. Do i always use flash with photos? You'll just have to swipe right to find out oui https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYy4c4kVUxg 
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Jan 24, 2017 16:24
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channeled my inner tinder-girl to give this profile some e-advice
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Jan 24, 2017 17:35
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Macnult posted:channeled my inner tinder-girl to give this profile some e-advice lol
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Jan 24, 2017 17:44
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Macnult posted:channeled my inner tinder-girl to give this profile some e-advice agreed replace the bush line with this: 
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Jan 24, 2017 17:46
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As a girl I can't stress this enough girls love memes
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Jan 24, 2017 17:47
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feel free to add one of my posts to your profile. then they will think youre funny, as well |
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Jan 24, 2017 17:56
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lets get the OP to 420 dates
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Jan 24, 2017 17:59
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the Kurt Russell lifestyle |
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Jan 24, 2017 18:16
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FactsAreUseless posted:the Kurt Russell lifestyle 
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Jan 24, 2017 18:28
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how many eyepatches can you wear OP?
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Jan 24, 2017 18:41
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say that you're looking for your pert plus in life it's like a pun about hair i think |
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Jan 24, 2017 18:50
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ok this is what we're working with  alright this is looking much better
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Jan 24, 2017 19:52
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death sext posted:wear this fernando........
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Jan 24, 2017 20:09
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draw a space helmet on the mirror with soap and pretend ur in it and caption it with "i'm on some truman show poo poo too true, man haha jk jk" |
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Jan 24, 2017 20:10
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Dick pics. Chicks totally dig those. I can't believe no one has recommended this yet. Not just one, either, there are a lot on line so collect a few dozen in one magnificent penis collage.
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Jan 24, 2017 23:59
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t h e o n l y w i n n i n g m o v e i s n o tt o p l a y i can think of very few things that have been as depressing as tinder i remember swiping right as many times i could a day, every day for a month not even hoping for anything just, you know, curious if matches even existed they dont 
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Jan 25, 2017 04:02
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I really like the subtle dong shape of your faucet. Good choice. I would swipe right on that denim jacket, no joke
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Jan 25, 2017 04:21
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death sext posted:wear this |
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Jan 25, 2017 04:23
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Wear the ultimate poet's shirt. Y'all know this?? |
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