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Kim Jong Un had his brother assassinated in a Malaysian airport by women in  shirts with poison needles. The women have not been caught because they vanished into a bad spy thriller on sale in an airport store.https://www.bloomberg.com/politics/articles/2017-02-14/kim-jong-un-s-half-brother-murdered-in-malaysia-yonhap-says 
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They were tired of being needled all the time so they got right to the point
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Feb 14, 2017 15:12
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What a prick
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Feb 14, 2017 15:13
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The premises for world wars get worse and worse every sequel
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Feb 14, 2017 15:14
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That article doesn't have his picture or this tidbit, quote:n May 2001, Kim was arrested on arrival at Narita International Airport accompanied by two women and a four-year-old boy identified as his son. He was traveling on a forged Dominican Republic passport using a Chinese alias, Pang Xiong,[8] which means "fat bear" in Mandarin Chinese.[9] Kim Jong-nam was reportedly wearing a white shirt and dark blazer along with sunglasses and a gold chain. After being detained for several days, he was deported, on the instructions of the Japanese government, to the People's Republic of China. Kim Jong-nam apparently told his questioners that he was in Japan to visit Tokyo Disneyland in Urayasu, near Tokyo. The incident caused Kim Jong-il to cancel a planned visit to China due to embarrassment. Now his brother has assassinated him.
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Feb 14, 2017 15:23
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Mr.Tophat posted:They were tired of being needled all the time so they got right to the point Bad reddit post
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Feb 14, 2017 15:23
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. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Feb 14, 2017 15:23
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Where does she hide the needles?
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Feb 14, 2017 15:27
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Kim Jong Nam, aged in his mid 40s, fell out of favor with his father after he was caught trying to enter Japan using a fake Dominican Republic passport in 2001, what a dummy
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Feb 14, 2017 15:31
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wait n. korea executed people with an anti-aircraft gun? lol what
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Feb 14, 2017 15:43
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A misanthrope posted:wait n. korea executed people with an anti-aircraft gun? lol what They have stood a guy out in a field and shot artillery at them for executions.
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Feb 14, 2017 15:49
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A misanthrope posted:wait n. korea executed people with an anti-aircraft gun? lol what apparently thats just south korean propaganda
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Feb 14, 2017 15:50
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SPACE HOMOS posted:That article doesn't have his picture or this tidbit, Kim Jong-un considered this guy such a serious threat that he had to assassinate him lmao
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Feb 14, 2017 15:51
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i need to see video of this
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Feb 14, 2017 15:51
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quote:A vice minister of the army was executed with a mortar round for reportedly drinking and carousing during the official mourning period after Kim Jong Il’s death in December 2011. http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/revealed-kim-jong-uns-top-5688931
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Feb 14, 2017 15:52
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New Assassins' Creed marketing looking good OP
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Feb 14, 2017 15:53
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The poison darts and maybe the anti aircraft gun were real, but the pack of wild dogs eating his uncle alive was not but who knows what's even true anymore Guys I think this Kim Jong Un dude may be up to no good!!!
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Feb 14, 2017 15:56
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drat... rip.
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Feb 14, 2017 15:58
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Why are the Jongs all so loving ugly?
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Feb 14, 2017 16:04
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RIP Kim Jong Pussyslayer Edit: Or rear end-slayer I guess. That guy hosed.
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Feb 14, 2017 16:21
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Lt. Tanaka posted:Why are the Jongs all so loving ugly? good looking people don't need to become all powerful godlike dictators to get laid
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Feb 14, 2017 16:34
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He's like the Korean Roger Clinton
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Feb 14, 2017 16:37
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Auritech posted:The poison darts and maybe the anti aircraft gun were real, but the pack of wild dogs eating his uncle alive was not but who knows what's even true anymore He's a real jerk.
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Feb 14, 2017 16:38
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That is some serious dystopian sci fi poo poo.
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Feb 14, 2017 16:42
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Nah, dystopian sci-fi would be if the lady was a cyber assassin who used her hacking skills to implode his cyber implants to get creds at the identabank This is just a lovely pulp spy novel
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Feb 14, 2017 16:48
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I just want to say this is one of the most bad rear end stories so far this year.
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Feb 14, 2017 17:15
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Lt. Tanaka posted:Why are the Jongs all so loving ugly? I think you'll find Jong-un was crowned sexiest man alive.
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Feb 14, 2017 17:21
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KomodoWagon posted:Kim Jong-un considered this guy such a serious threat that he had to assassinate him lmao Only thing that guy threatened was a bag of Oreos
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Feb 14, 2017 17:32
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The Bene Gesserit strike again. Looks like they've reached the phase in their breeding program where they cull all the pig-faced fatties from the gene pool. Stay safe, fellow goons.
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Feb 14, 2017 17:40
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Is this like a fat north korean highlander?
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Feb 14, 2017 18:00
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stdh-in-NK.txt His fat rear end probably had a heart attack jerking it to anime
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Feb 14, 2017 18:04
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a mysterious cloak posted:stdh-in-NK.txt 
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Feb 14, 2017 18:13
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it boggles my mind that the big guy hasnt been shot by one of his armed guards
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Feb 14, 2017 18:23
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Thirsty Girl posted:it boggles my mind that the big guy hasnt been shot by one of his armed guards Idk how that would benefit anyone, including the hypothetical shooter
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Feb 14, 2017 18:30
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SPACE HOMOS posted:That article doesn't have his picture or this tidbit, Poor guy didn't want to be a tyrannical dictator. He just wanted to meet Mickey Mouse. 
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Feb 14, 2017 18:38
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remember when a bunch of idiots were excited that kim jong un might fix everything because he was sent to a swiss boarding school as a child and had friends who said he was normal and killed it on the basketball court? now he is a human basketball who kills members of the royal court.
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Feb 14, 2017 19:06
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Lawrence Gilchrist posted:remember when a bunch of idiots were excited that kim jong un might fix everything because he was sent to a swiss boarding school as a child and had friends who said he was normal and killed it on the basketball court? now he is a human basketball who kills members of the royal court. Dictatorship is a hell of a drug.
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Feb 14, 2017 19:28
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lol rodman is such a garbage person
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Feb 14, 2017 19:30
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I wonder if Kim Jong Un has tasted human flesh? If so, I wonder if he ever has intentionally.
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