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Ace of Baes

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Dads Dip Cup

"how many days have I been adrift here", I wonder, facing my final moments. weak and malnourished I desperately cling to the remnants of my nearly deflated ducky-shaped inner tube but I can hold on no longer. the scent of chlorine fills my nostrils. "I should have gone with the medium size pool", I manage to sputter as I disappear beneath the water's surface for the last time

Ace of Baes
bigger pool


Ace of Baes
HUGE POOL

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Theres no ladders




THERES NO LADDERS HESUS CRIST

alnilam

Rigged Death Trap posted:

Theres no ladders




THERES NO LADDERS HESUS CRIST

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alnilam

Dads Dip Cup posted:

"how many days have I been adrift here", I wonder, facing my final moments. weak and malnourished I desperately cling to the remnants of my nearly deflated ducky-shaped inner tube but I can hold on no longer. the scent of chlorine fills my nostrils. "I should have gone with the medium size pool", I manage to sputter as I disappear beneath the water's surface for the last time

alnilam

Ace of Baes posted:

bigger pool




It's a good thing there's no running at the pool otherwise ppl would run into that beach scene mural all the time wwile e coyote style

Dads Dip Cup

big poule

Dads Dip Cup

that's an awfully big pool you've got there...



...but can it contain the estimated 950,000 gallons of water consumed by the average household in a decade? *begins flagging in tankers and fire trucks*

alnilam

nice pool...... to pee in!!!

Manifisto


alnilam posted:

nice pool...... to pee in!!!

*in very nathan r jessup voice* is there any other kind?

no really, is there any other kind?

like . . . I dunno, a pool full of sodium bicarbonate or some liquid of a very different ph from your urine so that when you pee there's like an explosion or something? actually that doesn't sound bad, that sounds awesome


ty nesamdoom!

treasure bear



do not attempt to rescue our doomed bar staff from the big pool

Putty

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

Rigged Death Trap posted:

Theres no ladders




THERES NO LADDERS HESUS CRIST

The racial divide between humans and sims continues

Robot Made of Meat


This is a good-sized pool.


Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

Ride The Gravitron

by FactsAreUseless

*double checks list of pools i need to pee in*
*nods with determination*
*books a flight*

FutonForensic



tiny pool! a shameful pool


vanisher

FutonForensic posted:



tiny pool! a shameful pool

If its got rungs on the ladder then size don't matter

N. Senada

My kidneys are busted
Splish Splash I'm wasting my cash

j/k I'm investing my cash on a big pool for my luau themed bash

:ghost: Happy halloween :ghost:

N. Senada

My kidneys are busted
Can't wait to throw some neon-colored diver's sticks into that big pool and desperately try to find them as I hold my breath in a fight against my mortal coil's increased panic to get oxygen. It's just so dang thrillin'.

:ghost: Happy halloween :ghost:

vanisher

N. Senada posted:

Splish Splash I'm wasting my cash

lol

Ace of Baes

FutonForensic posted:



tiny pool! a shameful pool

Wow, that's a nice pool,. For a baby.

Fredflonston


FutonForensic posted:



tiny pool! a shameful pool

I dip my toe in to test the temp and recoil in shock when all 30 milliliters of water is pushed out.

City of Glompton

Fredflonston posted:

I dip my toe in to test the temp and recoil in shock when all 30 milliliters of water is pushed out.

please stop messing up my dollhouse pool. I don't care if you think you're tiny, you're not


thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

FutonForensic

piss pool! blech! ach!


FutonForensic

giant cup pool! roleplay as olives in a dumb-looking cup!! splash the tepid soup of you and your idiot lover all over the floor of the suite below


Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
People Aquarium

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Sig elements by Manifisto and Heather Papps
Sig File protected by SigLock. do NOT steal this sig!

Bacon Taco

Now with extra narwhal meat!
HAIKOOLIGAN

FutonForensic posted:

giant cup pool! roleplay as olives in a dumb-looking cup!! splash the tepid soup of you and your idiot lover all over the floor of the suite below



Isis is totally judging them from inside her picture frame. She finds their overly-twee frolic in a big novelty glass to be hollow and without meaning, and she recommends to Osiris that they be eaten by the bird gods in the afterlife.



google THIS

Rigged Death Trap posted:

Theres no ladders




THERES NO LADDERS HESUS CRIST

Should…should we tell them about the stairs?

FutonForensic

pea & lemongrass soup pool :yum:


Sing Along

by Athanatos

FutonForensic posted:

pea & lemongrass soup pool :yum:



*looks at checklist*
hmm... bespoke, organic, clearly artisinal... probably vintage. great for your property values

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Robot Made of Meat

FutonForensic posted:

giant cup pool! roleplay as olives in a dumb-looking cup!! splash the tepid soup of you and your idiot lover all over the floor of the suite below



Classay!


Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

vanisher

:deathtrap:



Sig images courtesy of the talented Luvcow, Dumb Sex-Parrot, & Death Sext

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google THIS posted:

Should…should we tell them about the stairs?

...
The gently caress are those???

?

vanisher

google THIS posted:

Should…should we tell them about the stairs?

I'm protected

Robot Made of Meat

vanisher posted:

I'm protected

I was going to make that joke, but I was afraid to.

I admire your courage.


Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

vanisher

Robot Made of Meat posted:

I was going to make that joke, but I was afraid to.

I admire your courage.

Its an old dead reference and cda should probe me

little munchkin
(lying) it isn't actually that big

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Krimms

Dads Dip Cup posted:

"how many days have I been adrift here", I wonder, facing my final moments. weak and malnourished I desperately cling to the remnants of my nearly deflated ducky-shaped inner tube but I can hold on no longer. the scent of chlorine fills my nostrils. "I should have gone with the medium size pool", I manage to sputter as I disappear beneath the water's surface for the last time

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oh u must live in the Midwest how nice

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