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Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮



National broadcasts this week (all times Eastern):

Monday: Astros @ Marlins - 7:10PM, ESPN
Wednesday: Red Sox @ Cardinals - 8:15PM, ESPN (except in blackout territory)
Thursday: Yankees @ Royals - 8:15PM, FS1
Saturday: Rangers @ Tigers OR Angels @ Mets OR Giants @ Cardinals - 7:15PM, Fox
Sunday: Rangers @ Tigers - 8:05PM, ESPN

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shadok
Dec 12, 2004

You tried to destroy it once before, Commodore.
The result was a wrecked ship and a dead crew.
Fun Shoe
Bartolo Colon will be pitching in Toronto tonight and the game is on Sportsnet One, surprisingly, not the Senators game. Obviously we won't get to see him bat, but still.

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




Houston Astros did the world a favor by ruining Derek Jeter night.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
Did Eduardo Perez just insinuate that Puerto Rico has nothing to be proud of except for baseball?

fast cars loose anus
Mar 2, 2007

Pillbug
Please do not kill Jose Altuve I would appreciate that

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
Man, Altuve can't catch a break.

fast cars loose anus
Mar 2, 2007

Pillbug
Much better first from Musgrove than last time

shadok
Dec 12, 2004

You tried to destroy it once before, Commodore.
The result was a wrecked ship and a dead crew.
Fun Shoe
This is unfair. How are the Jays supposed to compete against a powerhouse like the 2017 Atlanta Barves?

KICK BAMA KICK
Mar 2, 2009

Braves get a first-inning gift when the Jays plunk Phillips, trade him from Freeman on a FC, then send Freeman and Kemp into scoring position on a single and a bad throw. Markakis brings them in with two outs.

KICK BAMA KICK
Mar 2, 2009

Bolsinger got control issues? Just hit Garcia in about the same spot.

The Berzerker
Feb 24, 2006

treat me like a dog


KICK BAMA KICK posted:

Bolsinger got control issues? Just hit Garcia in about the same spot.

he's garbage but we had 3 of our starters on the DL so he gets at least one start

I was gonna go to the game tonight but did not think I could sit through a Bolsinger start. I might go tomorrow and watch Estrada dismantle the Braves tho

KICK BAMA KICK
Mar 2, 2009

I don't think Adonis beat that. e: oh he did, bad play at the plate

KICK BAMA KICK
Mar 2, 2009

The Berzerker posted:

he's garbage but we had 3 of our starters on the DL so he gets at least one start
this isn't a good sign then

Chexoid
Nov 5, 2009

Now that I have this dating robot I can take it easy.
Buck, tell me more about the runner sliding his hand between my legs.

shadok
Dec 12, 2004

You tried to destroy it once before, Commodore.
The result was a wrecked ship and a dead crew.
Fun Shoe
What the gently caress is a Mike Ohlman and why is it in my baseball game?

fast cars loose anus
Mar 2, 2007

Pillbug
Nice job getting out of the leadoff double

The Berzerker
Feb 24, 2006

treat me like a dog


nice job scooping a ball in play, idiot fan

canadianclassic
Nov 3, 2004

lol that fan celebrating his fair ball

fast cars loose anus
Mar 2, 2007

Pillbug
Great play Aoki

canadianclassic
Nov 3, 2004

shadok posted:

What the gently caress is a Mike Ohlman and why is it in my baseball game?

His chest protector strap was covering the "L" when I first saw him and I thought it said "Oh man" which coincides with my thoughts this season

KICK BAMA KICK
Mar 2, 2009

Third HBP in four innings for Bolsinger

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
We're getting no-hit by the Marlins. That's not good.

canadianclassic
Nov 3, 2004

hey the OH MAN catcher got an rbi single. his first big league hit :unsmith:

shadok
Dec 12, 2004

You tried to destroy it once before, Commodore.
The result was a wrecked ship and a dead crew.
Fun Shoe

shadok posted:

What the gently caress is a Mike Ohlman and why is it in my baseball game?

He can stay for now. Good job, rookie.

fast cars loose anus
Mar 2, 2007

Pillbug

all-Rush mixtape posted:

We're getting no-hit by the Marlins. That's not good.

Thankfully not anymore

canadianclassic
Nov 3, 2004

so this bolsinger guy isn't that good eh

The Berzerker
Feb 24, 2006

treat me like a dog


more like "back to Buffalolsinger" goddamn

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast
Yeah, that was pretty clearly going to happen. Good job, Gurriel.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
Hooray! Grand Slam!

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Yuliiii

Two straight games with grand slams Bergman and Gurriel

fast cars loose anus
Mar 2, 2007

Pillbug
Gurriel Grand slam!

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




I love this Astros team

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope
I wish this dude would just pick one way to pronounce Puerto Rico and stick with it.

KICK BAMA KICK
Mar 2, 2009

Dansby finally hits his second double of the season

canadianclassic
Nov 3, 2004

lol another pitcher ive never heard of. 8.10 era. sweet

canadianclassic
Nov 3, 2004

and another one :lol: man i cant wait for our guys to get healthy

canadianclassic fucked around with this message at 02:04 on May 16, 2017

KICK BAMA KICK
Mar 2, 2009

Freddie smash

Joey Freshwater
Jun 20, 2004

Always playing with my meat
Grimey Drawer
Freddiiiieeeee

canadianclassic
Nov 3, 2004

classic that the jays would poo poo all over the mariners and give a glimmer of hope then get blown out by the barves

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The Berzerker
Feb 24, 2006

treat me like a dog


"lol I turned off a game against the Braves because of how bad we're losing" - not a thing I expected to say

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