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Saw this FB "suggested post" / ad: was curious about what sort of horseshit web "developers" are up to now and i wasn't disappointed. take a peek http://www.html5pcode.com If you're brave, you should check out some of the javascript files and see if you can decipher it and tell me what the gently caress this poo poo is code:
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# ? Jul 10, 2017 23:39 |
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# ? Jun 8, 2024 07:16 |
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more like pee code. close and goldmine immediately.
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# ? Jul 10, 2017 23:56 |
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oh cool , templeos in a browser
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# ? Jul 10, 2017 23:59 |
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dont forget to watch the "relevant video" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69TXAsiKcjs
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# ? Jul 11, 2017 00:11 |
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At least they got one thing right, ...
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# ? Jul 11, 2017 01:01 |
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this is yospos af op
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# ? Jul 11, 2017 02:22 |
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Last Chance posted:If you're brave, you should check out some of the javascript files and see if you can decipher it and tell me what the gently caress this poo poo is appears to be some god level templating
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# ? Jul 11, 2017 02:40 |
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ive got an 8p code for you iykwim
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# ? Jul 11, 2017 02:41 |
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pram posted:this is yospos af op
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# ? Jul 11, 2017 02:41 |
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what is it with people named "james"?
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# ? Jul 11, 2017 02:42 |
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If you are using FIREFOX do the following. ====================
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# ? Jul 11, 2017 02:47 |
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pram posted:this is yospos af op yeah. it reminds me of templeos like someone said, but i'm still not sure what in the actual gently caress this is supposed to be. some kind of scripting language optimized for running a schizophrenic person's traffic simulator in his den?
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# ? Jul 11, 2017 03:21 |
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oh man this is crazy and makes me kinda sad
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# ? Jul 11, 2017 03:34 |
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teletext is back, baby !!!
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# ? Jul 11, 2017 03:49 |
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Last Chance posted:yeah. lol
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# ? Jul 11, 2017 03:54 |
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polyester concept posted:dont forget to watch the "relevant video" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69TXAsiKcjs lmao. james. james why
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# ? Jul 11, 2017 05:27 |
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# ? Jul 11, 2017 05:34 |
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JS was a mistake
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# ? Jul 11, 2017 05:50 |
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pram posted:this is yospos af op https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVbzN3I-rBM
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# ? Jul 11, 2017 06:18 |
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5
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# ? Jul 11, 2017 06:34 |
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much more authentic than that legacy coder twitter
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# ? Jul 11, 2017 14:50 |
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gently caress pcode I want this dude to do variations on hot dog stand for modern OSes
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# ? Jul 11, 2017 15:20 |
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Nice 'vm'... for a child who hasn't even encountered the term to makeJavaScript code:
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# ? Jul 11, 2017 19:17 |
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scid[scat] = doo + wop - bop; zip[zap] = dit / dee + dap;
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# ? Jul 11, 2017 19:47 |
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i want to code like that old guy that has been an html pro since 1995!! i think p code stands for "pro code"
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# ? Jul 11, 2017 20:02 |
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when is yospos going to adopt this style and color scheme?
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# ? Jul 11, 2017 20:41 |
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akadajet posted:what is it with people named "james"? You would know, James.
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# ? Jul 11, 2017 21:02 |
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Doom Mathematic posted:You would know, James. we're all named james here, james *you frantically check your ID to find you're now james*
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# ? Jul 11, 2017 21:06 |
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qirex posted:we're all named james here, james *you frantically check your ID to find you're now james* were all james down here
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# ? Jul 12, 2017 02:23 |
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heh, i'm not a james *checks id* oh poo poo
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# ? Jul 12, 2017 03:26 |
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please, call me jim, james is my yospos fathers name
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# ? Jul 12, 2017 03:33 |
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how much do you think this fellow paid for the fb advertisement?
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# ? Jul 12, 2017 03:39 |
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holy shittering gently caress. i'm flushing my knowledge of this gay p-earth immediately
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# ? Jul 12, 2017 03:57 |
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Jimmy Carter posted:JS was a mistake
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# ? Jul 12, 2017 05:59 |
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reminder that the sorry state of the web falls entirely on the shoulders of chome and failfox and any dumbass nerd who ever evangelized them.
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# ? Jul 12, 2017 15:17 |
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hmm yes a decade of ie6 had no influence at all
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# ? Jul 12, 2017 15:23 |
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IE6 did not encourage abuse of javascript like failfox and chome did.
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# ? Jul 12, 2017 15:23 |
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internet explorer sucks, bitch
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# ? Jul 12, 2017 15:29 |
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well ie6's lovely javascript pushed people to use activex, flash and java for desktop class apps but I agree we are in javascript hell
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# ? Jul 12, 2017 15:29 |
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activex java and sliverlight were all better development platforms than javascript.
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