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There's a brand of internet personality out there that manages to suck even harder than youtube lifestyle vloggers, and that's the internet culture warrior. They're often associated with the gamergate and the alt-right/alt-lite, and they tend to have audiences on twitter that branch out into video, sometimes livestreaming themselves getting maced and sometimes youtubing about how mad they are about the current size of video game boobs (too small). Aside from being famous for getting mad at video games a few years ago, they think that they have some huge amount of influence through the power of memes and that having hundreds of RTs and favs from complete shut in losers means they are making their political views cool. They are also all remarkably stupid and they all say and do unintentionally hilarious things all the loving time. Baked Alaska  I don't know or care about his real name. He managed to get fired from Buzzfeed and has since published the book above featuring the image of Pepe, which he used completely unlicensed and is being sued for by the original author. He has justified this use as being legal because he got somebody else to draw it for him, therefore it's not a copyright violation. Also, he got Lowtax banned from twitter forever. A few of his crimes: He got really close to saying a lot of overtly nazi poo poo until he got maced in Charlottesville, then he started tweeting poo poo like "we have to come together as a country" after everybody laughed at him. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2_xMdgOPTE He tried to sue Al Jazeera for cropping a photo he posted:  He has recently been harassing people on the street and then failing to try to get them arrested when they grab at his phone: https://twitter.com/VicBergerIV/status/915285948367335424 Ian Miles Cheong  A guy from Malaysia who is a white supremacist or something, he is constantly crying about video games online. He used to write for Heat Street. He used to be a nazi. Then he was a SJW. Now maybe he's alt-lite. It was literally a review of the video game Witcher 3 that made him stop being a SJW or something.. Let's actually have him define his own politics, though: https://twitter.com/stillgray/status/791030010358304768?lang=en He's basically a friendless loser who lives permanently seated in his gaming chair surrounded by millions of ants that infest his apartment. A few of his crimes: This tweet: https://twitter.com/classiclib3ral/status/912667942826991616 Doesn't know how girls work: https://twitter.com/stillgray/status/899454523558699009 Got bullied by Chelsea Manning: https://twitter.com/stillgray/status/886949903967989761 Sits in his gaming chair and writes this: https://twitter.com/stillgray/status/904206364053979136 Used the term "heated gaming moment" unironically: https://twitter.com/stillgray/status/906941519780732928 Mike Cernovich https://twitter.com/queertardo/status/891249305952153600 He's the guy who invented the gorilla mindset, which is just another lovely self-help thing but with some weird biotruth bullshit added in. He's also a rapist.  His non-rape (mostly) crimes: Doesn't shower  Pulls out his dick in public  Goes to the gym and does this while wearing this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbDCxj39giE It's also worth noting that he's a steroid user and looks like that. He has a funny speech impediment and read his own audiobook. I scrubbed to a random spot in the book, which is available in full on Youtube. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fjh5gknoRb4&t=3449s Please post updates when these idiots and other similar idiots do and say funny things on the internet in this thread. Thank you, internet.
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Obligatory https://milkleaks.com
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Oct 3, 2017 21:44
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Baked Alaska getting repeatedly owned is like the only good thing about Twitter
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Oct 3, 2017 22:03
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Yeah they both could use a good nap and a time out.
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Oct 3, 2017 22:09
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all of cernovichs work out advice videos are pretty good and you should totally do this at the gym https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u3ai3oV7Nh4 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=meNfQoNJsPg
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Oct 3, 2017 22:10
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Face it, these guys are basically the social justice warriors they decry, except somehow lamer. The raw humor value of their constant self-ownage is the only positive quality.
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Oct 3, 2017 22:10
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So youve never boned a chick in a car before OP? Are you a virgin or something
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Oct 3, 2017 22:10
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The guy who made the unite the right rally that got Baked Alaska maced was arrested for self-owning: http://www.whsv.com/content/news/Unite-the-Right-organizer-Jason-Kessler-indicted-for-perjury-449277463.html quote:CHARLOTTESVILLE, Va. (WCAV) Jason Kessler, the organizer of the deadly Unite the Right rally in Charlottesville, has been indicted by an Albemarle County grand jury on a felony perjury charge.
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Oct 3, 2017 22:13
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I like how Ian Miles Cheong's profile picture makes him look like a svelte young man but really he's a dumpy fatso
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Oct 3, 2017 22:14
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Verisimilidude posted:I like how Ian Miles Cheong's profile picture makes him look like a svelte young man but really he's a dumpy fatso Similarly, Paul Joseph Watson, the infowars guy afraid of fireworks, sinister looking Christian teens, and leaving his apartment. 
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Oct 3, 2017 22:22
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baked alaska did an interview with NPR I think maybe APM but it was pretty funny the person interviewing him was just insanely dunking on him and like by the end he was pretty much like "uuuh yeah im actually a big ole piece of poo poo youre right"
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Oct 3, 2017 22:26
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what does baked Alaska actually do like how did he get famous? so famous that he ended up on NPR and has websites dedicated to his shittiness I literally would have never heard about him if it weren't for that time he sprayed himself with pepper spray
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Oct 3, 2017 22:29
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There's got to be some quality Milo stuff to come, even with his account killed. The true king of the self own.
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Oct 3, 2017 22:30
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Verisimilidude posted:what does baked Alaska actually do like an unfuckable Kardashian
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Oct 3, 2017 22:31
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Im glad I didn't understand any of that OP
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Oct 3, 2017 22:33
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Verisimilidude posted:what does baked Alaska actually do he wrote a catchy song, and doesn't look like a troglodyte
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Oct 3, 2017 22:34
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Verisimilidude posted:what does baked Alaska actually do milk, I need milk - youtube remix.mp3 milllllk
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Oct 3, 2017 22:34
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Verisimilidude posted:what does baked Alaska actually do I guess basically he just "trolls" antifa by going to groups of people protesting white nationalist poo poo and trying really hard to be as offensive as possible so that someone punches him and then he can talk about free speech and how antifa super bad and is just as or more violent than nazis, but he isnt a nazi. That is basically the gist of what I understood from his interview
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Oct 3, 2017 22:35
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why did you make a big thread about them if they suck so much just to make fun of them? i guess thats it but yeah some of them suck hard, some suck yet hold opinions i agree with sometimes, and some are just legit awesome and you should follow them (chris ray gun, atheism is unstoppable aka devon tracey, sargon is okay, vernaculis, the channel counter arguments is sorta loosely affiliated). i think the whole "anything on youtube is categorically bad" attitude is pretty gay and lazy and weak imho op. youtube is like insanely popular now, i think just by raw statistics there has to be a FEW people who use it and are good if you really wanna stick it to these guys make a channel and make response videos to them, i'd unironically love to watch them! (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Oct 3, 2017 22:37
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bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:Baked Alaska baked alaska definitely maced himself. you can tell because there is no footage of the actual attack despite him being surrounded by his buddies who were all filming and live streaming as it happened (none of them were maced either, which is mysterious). also he was in the hospital one day facing likely permanent eye damage and the next day it miraculously healed and he was released. also if he had been maced you know he would not ever shut up about it but since charlottesville he hasn't said much about "being maced" bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:Mike Cernovich this guy pretends to be a big strong alpha male but he lives off his ex-wife's alimony because she's a corporate lawyer who makes shitloads of money and he's some idiot who writes self help books for internet nerds about how to be a tough manly man
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Oct 3, 2017 22:37
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WHERE ARE MY PEOPLE cemented Baked as my favorite, really. And that loose change thing with whether he got maced or not.
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Oct 3, 2017 22:38
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boner confessor posted:this guy pretends to be a big strong alpha male but he lives off his ex-wife's alimony because she's a corporate lawyer who makes shitloads of money and he's some idiot who writes self help books for internet nerds about how to be a tough manly man lol I totally forgot about that
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Oct 3, 2017 22:53
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Secular Humanist posted:why did you make a big thread about them if they suck so much just to make fun of them? i guess thats it I like to share the laughs with my friends in GBS. Also who the hell are those guys
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Oct 3, 2017 22:55
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Other good people to add to this thread would be #TheResistance types like Jen Kirkman who recently sent out a 100+ tweet thread about how much she hates Bernie Sanders while on an amphetamine binge and Louise Mensch, who fired her lawyer over twitter because he corrected a guy who tweets made up garbage about Trump all day.
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Oct 3, 2017 23:01
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Secular Humanist posted:why did you make a big thread about them if they suck so much just to make fun of them? i guess thats it aww, poor Trumpfucker doesn't understand why we're laughing at pathetic people
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Oct 3, 2017 23:02
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Secular Humanist posted:i think the whole "anything on youtube is categorically bad" attitude is pretty gay and lazy and weak imho op. youtube is like insanely popular now, i think just by raw statistics there has to be a FEW people who use it and are good anyone who enjoys watching nerds ramble on abou ttheir lovely politics on youtube would be better off just talking to themselves in a mirror but i can understand the bleak horror a nerd might face if they spend too long staring at a mirror lol
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Oct 3, 2017 23:02
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im doing my part as an internet culture warrior this afternoon by sending tweets to HAARP people telling them I poo poo my pants 
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Nooner posted:im doing my part as an internet culture warrior this afternoon by sending tweets to HAARP people telling them I poo poo my pants Homosexual retired people did nothing to you, Nooner
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Oct 3, 2017 23:06
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kinda dumb starting a beef with Vic Berger. that man snatched Jeb!'s soul right out of his body.
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Oct 3, 2017 23:09
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Secular Humanist posted:why did you make a big thread about them if they suck so much just to make fun of them? i guess thats it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9E2iEi6vMY
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Oct 3, 2017 23:11
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what I want to know is how I hop on that sweet Liberal Zergmen posting mafia train
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Oct 3, 2017 23:12
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Don't know these people but I get the sense they are in desperate lack of positive female attention in their lives y/n?
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Oct 3, 2017 23:13
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Lol at people defending Internet atheists
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Oct 3, 2017 23:15
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i like that posted:Don't know these people but I get the sense they are in desperate lack of positive female attention in their lives y/n? Well, duh
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Oct 3, 2017 23:16
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boner confessor posted:
That sounds badass though
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i like that posted:Don't know these people but I get the sense they are in desperate lack of positive female attention in their lives y/n? Yes, and also you just reminded me that during one of their Charlottesville livestreams, the cameraboy crowed and focused uncomfortably on "WE HAVE A REAL LIVE GIRL HERE! A GIRRRL!" as she walked past, shielding her face from the camera.
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i like that posted:Don't know these people but I get the sense they are in desperate lack of positive female attention in their lives y/n? Cernovich used to be married but was so obsessed with making bullshit internet videos she divorced his rear end. GORILLA MINDSET
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Oct 3, 2017 23:17
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so alpha male i disgusted my wife to the point that she would rather pay me tens of thousands of dollars a month in spousal support than live under the same roof as me
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Lol remember when baked Alaska got his phone knocked out of his hand and literally no one but anonymous internet dwellers did anything to help him Even the cops were like "nah" And then he started getting harassed by the club bouncers and manager because he's a creepy weirdo who deserves multiple rear end whoopings?
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Baked Alaska tried to hit on a 13 year old cosplay girl who obviously had about 50 IQ points on him.
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