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I was thinking a woman couldn't be a very good spy because they have boobs and the boobs could give them away (men don't have boobs like women). Also I think there are some other differences that could give them away. Like breast feeding (giving a babby a tit to eat). I've spent a lot of time thinking about this and I'm fairly certain I'm right on this issue but if you want to try to prove me wrong, go ahead (but you'll lose). EDIT: I tried to post an image of a woman but couldn't find one mods help
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What about if you need a spy that can pretend to be a woman? Wouldn't it be better to just pick a woman to be the spy instead of giving some dude the Mrs. Doubtfire treatment?
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Feb 21, 2018 08:30
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I have watched a documentary called "The Americans" which has proven without a doubt that yes, women can be spies, and also have babies while being a spy.
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Feb 21, 2018 08:31
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I heard men can be tricked by boobs so if the woman has these tricky boobs I guess they can be spies.
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Feb 21, 2018 08:33
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All of the lady spies are just extremely deep cover dude spies.
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Feb 21, 2018 08:33
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Damo posted:I have watched a documentary called "The Americans" which has proven without a doubt that yes, women can be spies, and also have babies while being a spy. Would the baby be automatically granted spy status or would it have to pass all the standard spy tests (lying, pretending to like bad things, shooting a gun, learning how things like horses work)
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Feb 21, 2018 08:34
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Moose and sqvirrel thought same think, comrade. e: insert evil slavic laugh here.
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Feb 21, 2018 08:35
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Fellbat posted:I heard men can be tricked by boobs so if the woman has these tricky boobs I guess they can be spies. What if it's a creature composed entirely of boobs, like a rat king but with tits?
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Feb 21, 2018 08:35
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There was a famous woman spy called something like Matt Hairy, which upon reflection doesn't really sound like a woman's name. Maybe you're onto something!
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Feb 21, 2018 08:36
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dude boobs give a +3 bonus to spying
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Feb 21, 2018 08:36
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Vaginal Vagrant posted:There was a famous woman spy called something like Matt Hairy, which upon reflection doesn't really sound like a woman's name. Maybe you're onto something! Mama Harry. Debbie's mom maybe.
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Feb 21, 2018 08:38
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Lowtax posted:What if it's a creature composed entirely of boobs, like a rat king but with tits? I'm not allowed on those websites so I'm not sure.
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Feb 21, 2018 08:38
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Vaginal Vagrant posted:There was a famous woman spy called something like Matt Hairy, which upon reflection doesn't really sound like a woman's name. Maybe you're onto something! You're thinking of Mariah Carey, she's actually a pretty famous singer, check out some of her hit singles if you get the chance
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Feb 21, 2018 08:38
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Lowtax posted:What if it's a creature composed entirely of boobs, like a rat king but with tits? Those spies are banned by the Geneva convention. Too many boob points.
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Feb 21, 2018 08:38
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lady spies can just walk into places and go through the files unchallenged because all the dudes are looking at their boobs instead
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Feb 21, 2018 08:39
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Lowtax posted:Would the baby be automatically granted spy status or would it have to pass all the standard spy tests (lying, pretending to like bad things, shooting a gun, learning how things like horses work) They would have to pass all standard Spy Tests. I would add to your list using cameras with actual film in them (the smaller the better), pretending that capitalism and religion are dope, and also being cool with casual sex.
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Feb 21, 2018 08:39
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the reason is is that people notice the boobs but not so much the thumbdrive copying state secrets and changing their background to goatse
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Feb 21, 2018 08:39
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Lowtax posted:EDIT: I tried to post an image of a woman but couldn't find one mods help here you go  wearing sunglasses (could be a spy) no idea what the paint roller is for
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Feb 21, 2018 08:41
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Vaginal Vagrant posted:There was a famous woman spy called something like Matt Hairy, which upon reflection doesn't really sound like a woman's name. Maybe you're onto something! dee eight posted:Mama Harry. Debbie's mom maybe. it's Matt Hardy, and if you call him a woman again he'll give you the Twist of Fate 
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Feb 21, 2018 08:41
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Ponies Ist Krieg posted:the reason is is that people notice the boobs but not so much the thumbdrive copying state secrets and changing their background to goatse I saw a movie with Burt Reynolds and he brazenly stole some fruit from a fruit vendor in Miami and you can bet your bottom dollar he learned that from a woman (remember Adam and Eve? She stole the apple from a snake and that's why only men can have testicles)
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Feb 21, 2018 08:42
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redm posted:here you go That's not a woman that is a person fumigating a home for millipedes trust me I know this from experience
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Feb 21, 2018 08:43
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burt reynold's mustache is the male equivalent of boobs. no one can tear their eyes away.
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Feb 21, 2018 08:43
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Play NOLF, it shows all the trials and tribulations that lady spies face
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Feb 21, 2018 08:45
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i dunno about you but ive spied some women in my day lemme tell ya about that glorious time called the 70s when hot pants and halter tops were in style them women wernt spies they couldnt conceal a weapon unless they... unless... couldnt conceals unless... huh. maybe they was spies
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Feb 21, 2018 08:45
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Metal Cat posted:Play NOLF, it shows all the trials and tribulations that lady spies face I don't believe there should be women in video games. Also ethics
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Feb 21, 2018 08:45
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All women are actually male spies wearing fake tits and tricking the rest of us in to loving their butt holes. It's been a known part of the homosexual agenda for years but most of us prefer the pretense over reality.
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Feb 21, 2018 08:47
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Can women bepis?
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Feb 21, 2018 08:47
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thats wrong lowtax i think woman should be in games but explicitly made weaker than even the weakest man and every time one gets shown on screen i want a voice clip saying how they never used to be in gaming until now
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Feb 21, 2018 08:49
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cowofwar posted:All women are actually male spies wearing fake tits and tricking the rest of us in to loving their butt holes. It's been a known part of the homosexual agenda for years but most of us prefer the pretense over reality.
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Feb 21, 2018 08:49
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when I worked in a government lab they warned us during training to be careful if a woman you don't know tries to do sex on you because they could be a spy. Needless to say this tip was completely useless for me. I couldn't even get picked up for traitor sex.
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Feb 21, 2018 08:49
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Lowtax posted:I don't believe there should be women in video games. Also ethics wait but whose boobs can we look at then
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Feb 21, 2018 08:51
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drjuggalo posted:thats wrong lowtax i think woman should be in games but explicitly made weaker than even the weakest man and every time one gets shown on screen i want a voice clip saying how they never used to be in gaming until now What if it's in a game that's historically correct like a game about WWI, that was before woman even existed much less knew how to war correctly. Don't pander to me, I'm a grown man, a proud gamer, and I don't even need anybody to explain the punchline of Family Circus to me anymore
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Feb 21, 2018 08:52
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Metal Cat posted:wait but whose boobs can we look at then Somebody before me mentioned the Geneva convention, ask her
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Feb 21, 2018 08:53
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sam hyde stole fragmasters angle
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Feb 21, 2018 08:56
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fragmaster's ***
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Feb 21, 2018 08:57
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Lowtax posted:Somebody before me mentioned the Geneva convention, ask her I have an Aunt Geneva but I doubt she can shed any light on the matter.
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Feb 21, 2018 08:57
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Ape Fist posted:sam hyde stole fragmasters angle You're in the wrong thread bitch rear end fucke r
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Feb 21, 2018 08:58
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woman in spy movies are usually looking at whoever they're spying and woman dont look at me so woman spies dont exist this was a good discussion though
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Feb 21, 2018 09:07
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drjuggalo posted:woman in spy movies are usually looking at whoever they're spying and woman dont look at me so woman spies dont exist this was a good discussion though Thanks, I like to engage others in topics that could possibly challenge their mindset or world view.
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Feb 21, 2018 09:09
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I don't know about women but kids can be spies I saw a documentary about it called Air Bud
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