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Before anybody asks, I was innocent
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Why?
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Apr 11, 2018 17:27
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What u do 
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Apr 11, 2018 17:28
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Good. Here's to many more
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Apr 11, 2018 17:28
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did you have to poop in a room with other people watching?
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Apr 11, 2018 17:28
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What did you innocently do to be thrown in the clink?
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Apr 11, 2018 17:30
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DUI?
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Apr 11, 2018 17:31
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why are you so bad at posting?
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Apr 11, 2018 17:32
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Words of wisdom for the OP: If you run into an rear end in a top hat in the morning, you ran into an rear end in a top hat. If you run into assholes all day, you're the rear end in a top hat.
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Apr 11, 2018 17:32
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if you were innocent what were you doing in jail???
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Apr 11, 2018 17:32
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Did you eat to the limit at the all you can eat buffet and fought with the staff for more?
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Apr 11, 2018 17:33
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Tonetta posted:Before anybody asks, I was innocent Only guilty man in Shawshank.
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Apr 11, 2018 17:33
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Nice meltdown, OP.
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Apr 11, 2018 17:33
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Just how innocent were you, like just a little bit or a lot?
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Apr 11, 2018 17:33
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Why are you posting now, on Wednesday? Did you just spend extra time to accrue bonus points?
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Apr 11, 2018 17:35
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Stealing seconds in the lunch line at the dick-sucking factory, op?
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Apr 11, 2018 17:36
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Fredrik1 posted:Just how innocent were you, like just a little bit or a lot? so innocent that that I'm entitled to compensation Beefeater posted:What did you innocently do to be thrown in the clink? "improper lane usage" (going from the left lane to the right lane without a blinker) Spinster posted:DUI? Hector Beerlioz posted:if you were innocent what were you doing in jail??? Mostly just standing in a holding cell that was no bigger than your average bathroom stall with 4 other people Hell Yeah posted:why are you so bad at posting? namaste Edgar posted:Did you eat to the limit at the all you can eat buffet and fought with the staff for more? there is no limit to the amount you can eat, only to the amount of times you can return to that buffet
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Apr 11, 2018 17:40
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Korthal posted:Why are you posting now, on Wednesday? Did you just spend extra time to accrue bonus points? I had poo poo to do that I couldn't do over the weekend, like a real adult
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Apr 11, 2018 17:41
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why would they take you to jail over a traffic infraction like that? what are you hiding OP
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Apr 11, 2018 17:42
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Tonetta posted:I had poo poo to do that I couldn't do over the weekend, like a real adult Are you even employed
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Apr 11, 2018 17:43
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How's the family?
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Apr 11, 2018 17:44
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Since the 18th Party Congress, China's diplomatic work has made unprecedented important achievements and has won unanimous praise from Chinese people. We know that 2018 was the first year after the 19th Party Congress. What have been the highlights of China's diplomacy this year? Can you tell us about it?
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Apr 11, 2018 17:44
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OXBALLS DOT COM posted:Are you even employed yeah man look at their youtubes lmao
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Apr 11, 2018 17:45
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hrmmm yet no answer on the pooping question 
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Apr 11, 2018 17:45
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how the hell do you get taken to prison over the most minor of traffic violations
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Apr 11, 2018 17:45
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yeah I eat rear end posted:why would they take you to jail over a traffic infraction like that? what are you hiding OP They released the bodycam footage of the event. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xVD98ZezySw&t=55s
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Apr 11, 2018 17:45
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you got thrown in jail for not signaling? lmao yeah right
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Apr 11, 2018 17:45
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jail time over an improper lane change lmao what did you get sassy with the cop or something
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Apr 11, 2018 17:46
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wait you're white, right?
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Apr 11, 2018 17:46
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really queer Christmas posted:how the hell do you get taken to prison over the most minor of traffic violations Prolly threw a hissy fit about being oppressed
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Apr 11, 2018 17:47
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back in 2014 I was a suspected heavy drug trafficker, but what really happened is I sold my Magic: The Gathering™ cards. So I get pulled over and ripped from my vehicle, & when searched they found a whole gram of the marijuanas on my person. They could have written me a $50 ticket for it, but decided to arrest me instead & I bailed out immediately. Court assigned me probation with like 300 hours community service to be completed a year later, which I did. The catch is that in that year, I began openly transitioning & had a name change in the process. I completed my court duties, but for due to this reason, the PD files were never updated properly. Apparently I've had a warrent out for my arrest for 3 years & the only thing they had to go off of was my Drivers License.
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Apr 11, 2018 17:47
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Tonetta posted:"improper lane usage" (going from the left lane to the right lane without a blinker)  edit: oh
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Apr 11, 2018 17:47
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Neglected to mention that he had his dick in his hand when the officer approached his window.
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Apr 11, 2018 17:47
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did you not change the lane and also not kill a man while not doing it?
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Apr 11, 2018 17:48
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Hell Yeah posted:wait you're white, right? my warrent papers say "???" but yeah I'm white lol
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Apr 11, 2018 17:49
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how much money are they giving you, could you start a living doing this?
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Apr 11, 2018 17:50
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really queer Christmas posted:how the hell do you get taken to prison over the most minor of traffic violations I assume it has something to do with their charming personality
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Apr 11, 2018 17:50
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OP is a gosh dang liar
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Apr 11, 2018 17:51
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Lol oh ok so drug dealing. I guess that counts as employment, sort of
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this one time in highschool we had to take a career aptitude test and in the box where you were supposed to write your desired career choice i wrote "street pharmacist" cause i was edgy af 
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