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Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer
Welp, it's two weeks since surgery, so I decided to see what they were charging me for it. It's literally now cheaper for me to die than live.

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Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
*Camera pans out and the number continues to get bigger*

Creed Reunion Tour
Jul 3, 2007

by Cyrano4747
Grimey Drawer
So glad I'm living in socialist europe. :patriot:

VikingSkull
Jan 23, 2017
Look Viking you're a trash Trump supporter what the fuck makes you think you can have an avatar that isn't what I decide? Shut your fucking trap and go away. Your trolling is tiresome and just shits up the forum.
well if you don't pay they can't repossess your neck so there's that at least

500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013

I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.
Not even $GTR level

Temaukel
Mar 28, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo
Maybe you will get a discount if you let the doctor gently caress your hole :pervert:

doverhog
May 31, 2013

Defender of democracy and human rights 🇺🇦
I bought an AV to support your cyborg neck, I guess I will buy another, and keep supporting medicare for all as best I can. The US healthcare system is a crime.

green chicken feet
Nov 5, 2015

spray-paint the vegetables
dog food stalls
with the beefcake pantyhose
Grimey Drawer
If you don't have insurance, the hospital may negotiate with you and you may be able to pay much less than that.

I knew someone who got billed 17K for a MRI and they knocked it down to a few hundred dollars.

Alucard
Mar 11, 2002
Pillbug
Start up two GoFundMe campaigns - one for medical costs and the other for funeral costs. Promise to act on whichever one gets more money, then pocket it all and spend it all on those sweet sweet medical services.

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


Well that number should make your head spin.

spog
Aug 7, 2004

It's your own bloody fault.
Well, poo poo.

Would they accept these forums in part - payment?

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

EX250 Type R posted:

Not even $GTR level

Dude the new Nismo units are going for $190k. It's insane, the whole reason of buying a GTR originally was price to performance ratio. Now they're pricing themselves out of the market.

802.11weed
May 9, 2007

no

Temaukel posted:

Maybe you will get a discount if you let the doctor gently caress your hole :pervert:

in the spine hole??

Lareine
Jul 22, 2007

KIIIRRRYYYUUUUU CHAAAANNNNNN
My dad had a medivac, two brain surgeries, a couple weeks in the hospital and a stint in rehab and they STILL haven't told me what it cost so I'm pretty sure that they sold me into white slavery and the buyer still hasn't picked me up.

bloom
Feb 25, 2017

by sebmojo
Lowtax it is time for you to turn to crime to pay these bills. Knocking out a bank or two with your cyborg powers should be no biggie.

Blazing Zero
Sep 7, 2012

*sigh* sure. it's a weed joke
well on the bright side, your kids probably wont want to go to college anyways

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
I had metal rods attached to my spine when I was 15 and the total bill was like 150k

Somehow we were so poor that my dad didn't have to pay anything

So get poor and it should be fixed I think

VikingSkull
Jan 23, 2017
Look Viking you're a trash Trump supporter what the fuck makes you think you can have an avatar that isn't what I decide? Shut your fucking trap and go away. Your trolling is tiresome and just shits up the forum.

Lowtax posted:

Dude the new Nismo units are going for $190k. It's insane, the whole reason of buying a GTR originally was price to performance ratio. Now they're pricing themselves out of the market.

They were always neat cars but Nissan really only had one window to make a good profit off of them. Now that the GT-R isn't a unicorn in North America, and now that you can import original GT-R's, they gotta raise the price to a sustainable level.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
are there no workhouses? are there no prisons?

my bat mitzvah ROCKED posted:

I had metal rods attached to my spine when I was 15 and the total bill was like 150k
they put a rod on my car for like $700. you were gettin hosed my man

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH

gary oldmans diary posted:

they put a rod on my car for like $700. you were gettin hosed my man
:capitalism:

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008

Lareine posted:

My dad had a medivac, two brain surgeries, a couple weeks in the hospital and a stint in rehab and they STILL haven't told me what it cost so I'm pretty sure that they sold me into white slavery and the buyer still hasn't picked me up.

Actually posting was the work I intended for you all along I am gonna work your fingers down to the nubs making you talk about anime.

ass
Sep 22, 2011
Young Orc
$61k for surgery that, had it not been done, could've resulted in a heart attack. Is there no way to weasel out of this?

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
I'm sorry bro that sucks. I'm glad you are not dead though.

Death to America

Caganer
Feb 15, 2018
If you pay in cash it can be cheaper (not a joke)

500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013

I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.
Honestly, if you don't pay it, it isn't like the collection agency will take away your birthday.

Kazak
Jan 10, 2012

green chicken feet posted:

If you don't have insurance, the hospital may negotiate with you and you may be able to pay much less than that.

I knew someone who got billed 17K for a MRI and they knocked it down to a few hundred dollars.

I have a friend who got charged an astronomical price for a three hour stay, they negotiated down to something feasible but it's more accurate to say they vocally, adamantly refused to pay the hyper inflated initial price.

Lacey
Jul 10, 2001

Guess where this lollipop's going?
Lowtax just keep repeating "blood from a stone" until they agree to a 50% discount.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

EX250 Type R posted:

Honestly, if you don't pay it, it isn't like the collection agency will take away your birthday.

Then a repo man will come and you'll pay for that surgery, surgery!

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

spog posted:

Well, poo poo.

Would they accept these forums in part - payment?

That'd still leave $61000 to pay off.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
it's pretty cool and good that there's now companies like GoFundMe etc. taking a % from donations sent to help people with stuff like this.

Meanwhile panhandling still lands you in trouble.

Serak
Jun 18, 2000

Approaching Midnight.

rear end posted:

$61k for surgery that, had it not been done, could've resulted in a heart attack. Is there no way to weasel out of this?

Imagine thinking that $61000 is in any way reflective of the cost/time/expense/effort of any of this and is therefore a justifiable number to charge anyone, and is not just the result of a ridiculously inefficient system and a lot of people well disconnected from the actual provision of day-to-day medical care lining their pockets.

Basically, death to America(n healthcare)

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Even if it was reflective of the time/cost/etc. it should be paid from a central risk pool that everyone is in because that's the most logical and sane thing to do when you separate out all the ideology from it. Like, mathematically and poo poo.

Creed Reunion Tour
Jul 3, 2007

by Cyrano4747
Grimey Drawer
Gonna support your robot spine by buying myself the thing so I can read my own post history. Also I'll buy some cheap booze because that poo poo is probably cringey as gently caress.

a peck of pickled peckers
Aug 3, 2014

I am your Redeemer! It is by my hand that you arise from the ashes of this world!

Colonel Cancer posted:

Then a repo man will come and you'll pay for that surgery, surgery!

Reeeeepppooooooo Maaaaaaaaan

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Colonel Cancer posted:

Then a repo man will come and you'll pay for that surgery, surgery!

That was a good movie

quote:

In the future, medical technology has advanced to the point where people can buy artificial organs to extend their lives. But if they default on payments, an organization known as the Union sends agents to repossess the organs. Remy (Jude Law) is one of the best agents in the business, but when he becomes the recipient of an artificial heart, he finds himself in the same dire straits as his many victims.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
That's insane I'm real glad I live in a country where healthcare is free

Kazak
Jan 10, 2012

Lowtax i just assumed you'd be going to Vietnam to get your spine replaced

Im Ready for DEATH
Oct 5, 2016

just don't pay. it's not like they can take your spine back.

ncumbered_by_idgits
Sep 20, 2008

bloom posted:

Lowtax it is time for you to turn to crime to pay these bills. Knocking out a bank or two with your cyborg powers should be no biggie.

This is unlikely to work, he's in Missouri. They have not yet progressed to organized banking.

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Cantorsdust
Aug 10, 2008

Infinitely many points, but zero length.
Talk to the hospital and explain that you can't pay it. The billing services people usually have very wide latitude in forgiving bills in the name of charity. I wouldn't be surprised if you could get that down to < 10K

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