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g0lbez
Dec 25, 2004

and then you'll beg
Apparently crystal light can kill you, soda is bad for you, water is boring, and everything that even vaguely resembles healthy marketing (vitaminwater, sunny d) has 90gs of sugar in it because why the gently caress not??

Anyway what do you guys drink on a daily basis? I will accept serious posts and super hilarious jokey one-liners like piss and cum

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The Dennis System
Aug 4, 2014

Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.
Ever hear of WATER????😸😸😸😸😸

Kak
Sep 27, 2002
I drink diarrhea.

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
[staring at whiteboard. the words "piss" and "poo" have been written multiple times and crossed out with increasing fervor. in the center of the board, a final contemplative word has been underlined and circled: "pooss???"]

Inkfish
Mar 1, 2015

Jizz

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
Water from oil spill and chemical leak sites. You might get sick but you'll make the environment healthier for everyone else.

number one pta fan
Sep 6, 2011

my work is my play play
every day pay day
spunk

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR
does uric acid come out in your piss? if so, wouldnt you give yourself gout if you drank your own piss long enough?

Ocean Book
Sep 27, 2010

:yum: - hi
uric acid is a bird thing i think, humans shhould have mostly or all urea.

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR

Ocean Book posted:

uric acid is a bird thing i think, humans shhould have mostly or all urea.

then why does it give people gout? you're telling me there were bird kings looking like fat dodos with a crown dying from swollen ankles now

EoinCannon
Aug 29, 2008

Grimey Drawer
Tea
Coffee
Kombucha
Water
Milk

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR

EoinCannon posted:

Tea
Coffee
Kombucha
Water
Milk

Coffee
Urine
Milk

gbs but from 2004
Oct 24, 2004

wow u rude pig

"i STarTed this TOIlEt Of A tHreaD aNd HAve sOmEHOW aVoidEd A red teXt"
I only drink gently caress

g0lbez
Dec 25, 2004

and then you'll beg
I was thinking more of things that you drink with the frequency of water so milk and coffee seem to be a weird choice unless you chug liters of both a day

jimmyjams
Jan 10, 2001


King Kong of Megadongs
Gobblin' them mega schlongs
Makin' sure they mega long
Stroke' 'em if they mega strong
is boiled diarrhea sterile

Woden
May 6, 2006
Make your own smoothies
Caffeine free teas like roobios
Protein shakes
Mineral water
And for hot days when you'll be drinking gallons of water, chuck some slices of lemon in the jug.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
gbl

Nice Guy Patron
Jun 29, 2015
I really don't understand people who think water is boring or just don't like to drink it. I work with a guy that has to "flavor" his water.
Like he just can't stand drinking water. WTH! Water is so good.

g0lbez
Dec 25, 2004

and then you'll beg

my dog died im sad posted:

I really don't understand people who think water is boring or just don't like to drink it. I work with a guy that has to "flavor" his water.
Like he just can't stand drinking water. WTH! Water is so good.

It's not that I can't stand it just sometimes I'd rather have something that has a taste rather than lukewarm nothing

Nice Guy Patron
Jun 29, 2015
Iced rooibos tea. Tastes good, good for you and you can add a little honey as sweetener.

E: looks like someone already mentioned it.

Nice Guy Patron fucked around with this message at 10:40 on May 12, 2018

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
why is your water lukewarm wtf

g0lbez
Dec 25, 2004

and then you'll beg
i'm sorry

jimmyjams
Jan 10, 2001


King Kong of Megadongs
Gobblin' them mega schlongs
Makin' sure they mega long
Stroke' 'em if they mega strong
iced piss

jimmyjams
Jan 10, 2001


King Kong of Megadongs
Gobblin' them mega schlongs
Makin' sure they mega long
Stroke' 'em if they mega strong
iced diarrhea

redm
Feb 20, 2016


Sugartime Jones
ice ice baby

The Dennis System
Aug 4, 2014

Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.

EoinCannon posted:

Tea
Coffee
Kombucha
Water
Milk

What about diet soda?😎😎😎😎

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
Consult http://cowurine.com

EoinCannon
Aug 29, 2008

Grimey Drawer

The Dennis System posted:

What about diet soda?😎😎😎😎

Nah, artificial sweeteners gently caress you up

KomodoWagon
May 10, 2013

by R. Guyovich
Beer.

No, seriously. Beer with a low alcohol percentage (no higher than 2.0%) doesn't gently caress with you so long as you drink at a reasonable pace, and is cleaner than tap water.

g0lbez
Dec 25, 2004

and then you'll beg

thanks, this sounds like the plan for me

Swedish Butt-Whistle
Feb 12, 2004

Mentally Trill
chicken broth in the raw

maybe it's not called broth if its not cooked i just like the term broth,

me and my broth are goin to the grocery store to pick up some doritos and sal-saaa

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
Seawater is fine. The myth about it's unhealthiness was created by Pepsi.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
Pure undiluted sunfire

LordArgh
Mar 17, 2009

Nap Ghost

EoinCannon posted:

Nah, artificial sweeteners gently caress you up

no they don't. this has been studied extensively and no adverse effects have been found

The General
Mar 4, 2007


I drink beer.

Sometimes I drink rootbeer.

KomodoWagon
May 10, 2013

by R. Guyovich

LordArgh posted:

no they don't. this has been studied extensively and no adverse effects have been found

Does this mean you just piss it out and if so will it make my piss taste sweet? Just asking questions here

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless


I can't drink water personally

EoinCannon
Aug 29, 2008

Grimey Drawer

LordArgh posted:

no they don't. this has been studied extensively and no adverse effects have been found

I was being facetious but there are now studies showing they may not be good for you
Probably better than drinking sugar and the issue isn't settled but seriously just drink water


https://www.endocrine.org/news-room/2018/consuming-low-calorie-sweeteners-may-predispose-overweight-individuals-to-diabetes

EoinCannon fucked around with this message at 12:26 on May 12, 2018

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
:synpa:

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paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
jose youre a baby

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