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Well, it's just my opinion. But I think having multiple wives might be bad because then other people might have no wives and get mad. But then again, if I'm the guy with a bunch of wives, it seems like it might be good.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=surkCGT2emA (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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As a much married man, multiple wives sounds like a loving nightmare.
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yea! multiple womens!!! *grunts and thrusts pelvis*
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It's always depicted as if all wives are equal in polygamy but there must be the alpha wife and the loser wife. But then the loser wife can come up with all sorts of weird poo poo to become the secretly best wife and then the other wives are caught off-guard like deer in headlights. I'm sure it's all super complex, the politics of a multi-wife situation.
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Palpek posted:It's always depicted as if all wives are equal in polygamy but there must be the alpha wife and the loser wife. But then the loser wife can come up with all sorts of weird poo poo to become the secretly best wife and then the other wives are caught off-guard like deer in headlights. I'm sure it's all super complex, the politics of a multi-wife situation. they should make it a reality tv show
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Palpek posted:It's always depicted as if all wives are equal in polygamy but there must be the alpha wife and the loser wife. But then the loser wife can come up with all sorts of weird poo poo to become the secretly best wife and then the other wives are caught off-guard like deer in headlights. I'm sure it's all super complex, the politics of a multi-wife situation. we all saw Big Love
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Collateral posted:As a much married man, multiple wives sounds like a loving nightmare.
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Chasing after the unicorn of a multiple-husbands wife.
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Everyone talks about multi-wife arrangements but what about one wife and multiple husbands? e: OK, no-one talks about it apart from Palpek. My point still stands ![]() a glitch fucked around with this message at 23:45 on Mar 17, 2019 |
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just give me one good snapper
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Kak posted:just give me one good snapper ouch
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spb posted:Well, it's just my opinion. But I think having multiple wives might be bad because then other people might have no wives and get mad. But then again, if I'm the guy with a bunch of wives, it seems like it might be good. Haha spd that is really funny, becuase I jokeingly brought this up to my wife just the other day! she immediately shot back with, "you can't even handle the wife you DO have!" and she is SO RIGHT hahaha
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1pPFYQAJ_o
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Skeleton King posted:Haha spd that is really funny, becuase I jokeingly brought this up to my wife just the other day! lol you go skeleton queen
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he was the funniest man on earth.
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Palpek posted:It's always depicted as if all wives are equal in polygamy but there must be the alpha wife and the loser wife. But then the loser wife can come up with all sorts of weird poo poo to become the secretly best wife and then the other wives are caught off-guard like deer in headlights. I'm sure it's all super complex, the politics of a multi-wife situation. You ever heard of the Ottoman empire and the harem, because look into it dude you are more right than you know. *maybe you have and that was like your point, either way other onwatchers, check that poo poo out
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You might have mixed opinions on marriage OP but I think we can all agree you’re a loving muppet and this thread should be gassed
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Maybe you should be gassed I was just about to start talking about harems and poo poo *it's for the best for the thread to be gassed really please go ahead
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I think that in practice polygamy has usually meant a bunch of young women, or even girls, being married by force to powerful but creepy old men. But, in theory, since women are only attracted to 20% of men, and find the other 80% "below average", maybe, if there was no cultural stigma against it, a lot of women wouldn't mind sharing the best 20%? I don't know.
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Telebite posted:yea! multiple womens!!! *grunts and thrusts pelvis*
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It should be legal, but only for men with multiple penises or women with multiple vaginas.
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Palpek posted:It's always depicted as if all wives are equal in polygamy but there must be the alpha wife and the loser wife. But then the loser wife can come up with all sorts of weird poo poo to become the secretly best wife and then the other wives are caught off-guard like deer in headlights. I'm sure it's all super complex, the politics of a multi-wife situation. this is something pimping solved - you have your bottom bitch, and she keeps the hoes in line
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As the successions became increasingly more muddled some wives in the Ottoman harem gained increasing influence and de even de facto ruled the empire at times through their sons. That's a big danger inherent to polygamy, women.
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Pawn 17 posted:It should be legal, but only for men with multiple penises or women with multiple vaginas. I honestly can't argue with that
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the office but an FLDS clan
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imo, it would be better if all the wives were into eachother, too. But then they won't need you at all, OP.
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:imo, it would be better if all the wives were into eachother, too. But then they won't need you at all, OP. How would that be different from like all opther women
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The Dennis System posted:I think that in practice polygamy has usually meant a bunch of young women, or even girls, being married by force to powerful but creepy old men. But, in theory, since women are only attracted to 20% of men, and find the other 80% "below average", maybe, if there was no cultural stigma against it, a lot of women wouldn't mind sharing the best 20%? I don't know. Maybe us 80 percenters should just get together and take care of our own needs. Not in a gay way just milking each other's loads to help out
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Mohammed married his brother's wife I think. The idea of polygamy in Islam is to help take care of widowed women which is noble in a cultural context.
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as a native Utah'n, i will say that polygamy is bad and made fun of extensively. goons are not immune to this treatment and if i see a harem of veiled wives following a man selling homemade sausage at the farmer's market, i will leave some very strongly-worded DMs for you to read.
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Did you know a female cuck Is called A cuckcake
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I wish I had a harem of guys
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If I were rich then I'd just sort of retire/disappear and get another wife who'll be good friends with current wife but we won't say anything to anyone and anytime someone visited only one of the wives would be there and then the next time the other wife and so on but we'd never say anything about the changes and keep it up until the guest finally snaps It would be hilarious and amazing every time and we could just gently caress with other people constantly It would totally work
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There was one Sultan (I think it was Murad the Somethingth?) that had two particularly lovely women in his harem who were both excellent swimmers. They had a competition to see who was the best and they went out to this river. Well, there had been a small wreck and the waters around that were turbid and turbulent. The first lady was caught up in an undertow and the second swam back to save her. Once the lady was saved, the exhausted savior was then tugged away herself and the first did nothing to save her as she was smashed against some rapids. The Sultan gave her a bag of gold and sent her away, knowing that his true love was dead. loving lots of people is always more commitment.
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Nirvikalpa posted:I wish I had a harem of guys I too wish I could turn my bedroom into a Mobius strip of disappointment
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underthecube posted:I too wish I could turn my bedroom into a Mobius strip of disappointment If it's a Mobius strip of dudes and you're still disappointed, the problem is you.
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... i'm get my rent paid
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a glitch posted:Everyone talks about multi-wife arrangements but what about one wife and multiple husbands? Lol search "reverse harem" on Amazon
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The Dennis System posted:I think that in practice polygamy has usually meant a bunch of young women, or even girls, being married by force to powerful but creepy old men. But, in theory, since women are only attracted to 20% of men, and find the other 80% "below average", maybe, if there was no cultural stigma against it, a lot of women wouldn't mind sharing the best 20%? I don't know. dawkins and a bunch of other biologists did a bunch of cross disciplinary things with sociologists in the late 90s to early 2000s and their basic conclusions went something like: - the primary reason polygamy isn’t more of a thing with humanity is because women won’t allow it - that’s because the primary thing they get out of a pair bond that they can’t get elsewhere is support raising kids, and obviously if a dude has like 3 wives that means her kids get 1/3rd of the attention - the above is also why there’s no multiple husband polygamous relationships - a woman does not gain much of anything by having more dudes around, and the men lose interest pretty much instantly if they can’t be sure the kids are theirs anyway - the rare polygamous relationships arise because the men in question are so rich and powerful that they can afford better raising despite having less time individually - but the women in question also tend to have way, way, way worse options, to the point where money matters to that degree - so, yes, the multiple wives of an emperor or whatever were very likely to be offered up farmgirls because their only other real prospect was to marry another shitfarmer and die of tuberculosis at 24, probably childless. merchant daughters wouldn’t put up with it because even if the local blacksmith’s boy was never gonna rule a country he would make enough to teach their kids a real trade and be there to raise them right - one of the primary reasons you see even less of it today is because of the above; even if you compare a billionaire to a gas station clerk the gulf between them is monumentally smaller than the king and the serf of yesteryear before someone jumps all over me for writing some ![]() e: well no wait my take is that if polygamy were legal today it would probably primarily be practiced by creepy predators who would obtain their wives from human traffickers i base this off a gut feeling from watching wife collectors like donny t Coolguye fucked around with this message at 09:37 on Mar 18, 2019 |
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